Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  No One Lives 2012

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 28 Feb 2025 6

  Criminally underrated and a bloody good time! Love how this lives up to the title lmao. Luke Evans is a fucking badass.

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025 9

  Needed more monkey and gore 🥁

  The first half was soo Final Destination but idk what the second half was? it was so over the top and some of the humor felt forced. Not to mention the super rushed kill scenes and some CGI blood. “For the sickos” is an overstatement like it’s no Terrifier level gore lmao. 

  I liked this better than Longlegs at least and the Monkey popcorn bucket is so worth it 🙈

Popular reviews

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  Tarot 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 04 May 2024 21

  Pure popcorn flick. 
  A cheesy, campy good time and a total crowd pleaser. Surprisingly fun and scary despite the hate!

  For a PG-13 horror, this genuinely shook me and 
  the kills were fuckin solid and awesome (still want an unrated cut tho). Fast paced, great visuals and the card designs were sick af! Also Avantika SCREAM QUEEN. 

  My new favorite in the generic teen curse subgenre (Ouija, Polaroid, Truth or Dare, Wish Upon, 
  Needle, Stay Alive, One Missed Call).

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  Abigail 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Apr 2024 42

  An explosive good time. I was GAGGED!

  Perfect cast, Melissa MOTHERED and Dan Stevens was so fucking incredible, we need The Guest sequel ASAP (nice Adam Barrett reference to Frank’s real name!)

  Also Kathryn Newton turning into Miley Cyrus? 
  peak cinema.

  After Ready or Not, Scream V & VI, Radio Silence reinvents the horror genre again with high stakes and gore splatter.