Criminally underrated and a bloody good time! Love how this lives up to the title lmao. Luke Evans is a fucking badass.

Needed more monkey and gore 🥁

The first half was soo Final Destination but idk what the second half was? it was so over the top and some of the humor felt forced. Not to mention the super rushed kill scenes and some CGI blood. “For the sickos” is an overstatement like it’s no Terrifier level gore lmao. 

I liked this better than Longlegs at least and the Monkey popcorn bucket is so worth it 🙈

#squadgoals #iamingrid

She’s so real for playing All My Life on her deathbed… like girl same? And “where’s my phone” after waking up is sooo me.

Jensen Ackles and Kerr Smith are so hot… more like My Steamy Valentine

Mel Gibson’s braided hair is so girlypop

He’s like Cupid… with a kink?

Motive didn’t really cook but “love hurts bitch” is soo iconic. Plus Jordana Brewster returning to horror is an immediate slay and kills are still fun! Such a campy movie.

Monstro Elisasue 2.0 from The Substance spotted ‼️ anyways, this is a valentines movie to me idc :)

Welcome back Valentine (2001) but bloodier and rom-com-ified! 

Mason Gooding and Olivia Holt have SUCH good chemistry, they were both amazing. Great humor, great kills and that tire iron kill was so Sorority Row. 

I wish we had more of the glowing red eyes night vision look cause it’s soo badass 😍

Ava was so good at love bombing even I believed it…

After Companion I definitely needed to see this! Oscar Isaac was so good and I ATE that dance scene up. Also the ending where she was checking her body out in the mirror was so The Substance.

Overall I kinda wanted more from this considering the hype but not bad.

Welcome back Don’t Worry Darling but more unhinged 🎀

What a BLAST! The entire cast was amazing not to mention Jack Quaid and Sophie Thatcher. I was so waiting for that Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls needle drop (cause it fits so well) and I GAGGED when they actually played it…

The entire soundtrack was such a bop and that 
Bee Gees end credits song?? Obsessed.

“It’s where you keep goodies for anniversary five, so open the door… and look alive”

Amy is so diva and cunt! Such an insanely genius movie even after a decade later. Would make a killer double feature with Nocturnal Animals.

Had low expectations but honestly liked it! Pretty cool spin on a ghost story and that twist had me GAGGED… loved the piano score too.