- basically admitted that all of cas’s mannerisms already pointed to him being in love with dean: said he didn’t change much after finding out the confession was going to happen because the groundwork was already so ingrained in his portrayal of cas’s character
- misha, in his cas voice, to a fan: “i’ll tie you up”
- queer representation should happen all the time and it sucks that it’s still a big deal because it should just be normal
- “i like art that kills”
- how did he change his acting after he found out about the confession to show cas was in love with dean? “i did a lot of lip licking. lecherous lip licking”
- turns a destiel wedding vows question into an unnecessary excuse to talk about cockles: with literally no plausible excuse, says he’d like jensen to take a vow to obey him at their wedding (bonus: “whatever you say, mish” in gruff alarmingly good jensen impression)
- call out how awful jared’s ‘pranks’ were on set
- talks about destiel wedding vows (they’d have traditional ones)
- wanted to do a whole episode exploring cas’s loneliness and loss of hope after falling from heaven
- new book potentially on its way
- accidentally refers to jensen as dean
- implies destiel is reciprocated by talking about using lip licking as body language to show cas is into dean (when we all know lip licking has always been a key feature of dean’s body language around cas)
- “jared is the worst”
- misha’s destiel fanfic prompt would be: dean as custodian at a fast food place and cas as president of the usa
- says we should be angry about the disgust and discomfort there’s been surrounding cas’s feelings for dean
Petition for Jared Padalecki to just please for the love of God stop talking Jesus Christing fuck my dude please just stop.
for those of you who don’t know why this time allow me to just
And that’s not so bad, right? Except here’s what he’s actually saying under that ramble: “Love can mean anything and it doesn’t matter what kind, I am mostly trying to emphasize in a way that sounds kind of like I’m not an asshole that there’s NOTHING TO SEE HERE AND NOBODY’S GAY not that there’s anything wrong with that just as long as you’re all SUPER clear on the fact that our show is not gay.”
And just. Thank you so much rich cishet white man who has no idea what it’s like to grow up as a queer kid devoid of support or representation, you have somehow exactly missed the point while also voicing the single most lackluster expression of support possible IN A HIGHJACKED answer where it sure looked like before you stepped in Jensen was going to really acknowledge that Cas was actually IN LOVE WITH Dean that way and maybe give us a sense of what that realization was like for Dean. But no. No, Mr. White Bread McTexan had to go on a conversational walkabout and just Jesus Christing fuck my dude please just stop talking for the love of God and all his gay little angels just please.
Petition for Jared Padalecki to just please for the love of God stop talking Jesus Christing fuck my dude please just stop.
I’m just gonna take a minute to note that MISHA FUCKIN’ COLLINS told ME that _I_ was inappropriate today.
The pot and the kettle were both so busy laughing their asses off that they could not be reached for comment.
(Psst also he said that I had gravely disappointed him and that I had broken our circle of trust cause I accidentally told someone else about the existence of our “private joke.” I didn’t even tell the joke! Just the fact that the joke exists! But nope, apparently the circle of trust has been broken and it’s highly disappointing. Seriously I’m dead now R.I.P. me)
Throwback to this time back in 2017 because just for the record, Misha never gets to tell anybody that they’re inappropriate ever again.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
And then there’s Misha Collins, who wants to toss a match and saunter away.
@dangerousnotbroken is constantly coming up with unique and clever ways to streamline our lives and create a more accessible and our-specific-neurodivergences friendly home and life for us while I slouch around the apartment like a cave troll grunting at cats and muttering vaguely therapeutic-sounding things like a magic 8 ball that went to grad school for some reason and I gotta tell you, it is a goddamn miracle that she somehow thinks being married to me is the coolest thing ever.
You know, I honestly and earnestly don’t have a problem with fanfic writers writing about stuff they’ve never done or don’t have real life experience with. If I did, I’d be a hypocrite, seeing as how I neither have a dick nor have I done much interacting with dicks, but spend an awful lot of time writing about things that dicks are doing or having done to them. Knowing that I lack actual experience, however, I have taken some pains to research how they actually work.
That being said, nothing makes me nope out of a BDSM fic faster than discovering that it is written not only by someone who has clearly never been within ten miles of a scene, but someone who has some wild misconceptions about what the human body is capable of with respect to pain.
Brief summary of every BDSM fanfic by deeply inexperienced author. (Please note that Dean and Cas in this have probably both been active in the BDSM scene for years and are not newbies being introduced to it):
“I’m going to spank you ten times with my hand, Dean. I expect you to call red if you need to,” Cas tells him, a hint of steel in his order.
“Ten whole times?!” Dean whimpers, sure he won’t be able to make it through.
[seventeen seconds later]
Dean sobs wrenchingly at the unbearable pain of this severe spanking.
Actual scene:
“Your warm up is probably gonna be about a hundred but don’t bother counting because I’m just gonna go til I see the color that says your ready, and then the real spanking starts. I haven’t decided which paddle I’m using but the crop is definitely making an appearance and so’s your favorite belt.”
Y’all. Guys. Friendos. Friendolos. Buddies.
I have both given and received many a spanking and let me tell you, I don’t even get out of BED for ten smacks with a hand. The human ass is way more resilient than you think it is, and a dude who has pulled bullets out of his own extremities and gets thrown into walls on the regular by various monsters ain’t gonna be wailing and whimpering from a dozen or so swats.
Please, for the sake of my blood pressure, go watch some BDSM scene spanking videos online or read informational material—don’t just take your cues from other fanfics if you don’t actually know about the topic yourself. The authors you’re reading might be as inexperienced as you are. And again, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with inexperience! I just. This particular all-too-frequent trope is physically painful for me, in much the way a ten-swat open-hand spanking is aggressively NOT. Please, end my suffering.
I’m reblogging myself because I just saw this happen in yet another BDSM fic and MY SOUL CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH.
I’m super romantic so I made these valentine poem cards for @kreweofimp . She’s a lucky girl
Every now and then I remember that out of every possible story they could have told, SPN for realsies went with drowning 15 years of character development and narrative symmetry in a bathtub in the name of homophobia and toxic masculinity and I legitimately understand how sometimes people punch walls.
[insert Mulaney “I’m not gonna do it but I totally get it” gif here, since weirdly one doesn’t seem to exist and I cannot, myself, make gifs]
You know, I honestly and earnestly don’t have a problem with fanfic writers writing about stuff they’ve never done or don’t have real life experience with. If I did, I’d be a hypocrite, seeing as how I neither have a dick nor have I done much interacting with dicks, but spend an awful lot of time writing about things that dicks are doing or having done to them. Knowing that I lack actual experience, however, I have taken some pains to research how they actually work.
That being said, nothing makes me nope out of a BDSM fic faster than discovering that it is written not only by someone who has clearly never been within ten miles of a scene, but someone who has some wild misconceptions about what the human body is capable of with respect to pain.
Brief summary of every BDSM fanfic by deeply inexperienced author. (Please note that Dean and Cas in this have probably both been active in the BDSM scene for years and are not newbies being introduced to it):
“I’m going to spank you ten times with my hand, Dean. I expect you to call red if you need to,” Cas tells him, a hint of steel in his order.
“Ten whole times?!” Dean whimpers, sure he won’t be able to make it through.
[seventeen seconds later]
Dean sobs wrenchingly at the unbearable pain of this severe spanking.
Actual scene:
“Your warm up is probably gonna be about a hundred but don’t bother counting because I’m just gonna go til I see the color that says your ready, and then the real spanking starts. I haven’t decided which paddle I’m using but the crop is definitely making an appearance and so’s your favorite belt.”
Y’all. Guys. Friendos. Friendolos. Buddies.
I have both given and received many a spanking and let me tell you, I don’t even get out of BED for ten smacks with a hand. The human ass is way more resilient than you think it is, and a dude who has pulled bullets out of his own extremities and gets thrown into walls on the regular by various monsters ain’t gonna be wailing and whimpering from a dozen or so swats.
Please, for the sake of my blood pressure, go watch some BDSM scene spanking videos online or read informational material—don’t just take your cues from other fanfics if you don’t actually know about the topic yourself. The authors you’re reading might be as inexperienced as you are. And again, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with inexperience! I just. This particular all-too-frequent trope is physically painful for me, in much the way a ten-swat open-hand spanking is aggressively NOT. Please, end my suffering.
I’m reblogging myself because I just saw this happen in yet another BDSM fic and MY SOUL CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH.
You know, I honestly and earnestly don’t have a problem with fanfic writers writing about stuff they’ve never done or don’t have real life experience with. If I did, I’d be a hypocrite, seeing as how I neither have a dick nor have I done much interacting with dicks, but spend an awful lot of time writing about things that dicks are doing or having done to them. Knowing that I lack actual experience, however, I have taken some pains to research how they actually work.
That being said, nothing makes me nope out of a BDSM fic faster than discovering that it is written not only by someone who has clearly never been within ten miles of a scene, but someone who has some wild misconceptions about what the human body is capable of with respect to pain.
Brief summary of every BDSM fanfic by deeply inexperienced author. (Please note that Dean and Cas in this have probably both been active in the BDSM scene for years and are not newbies being introduced to it):
“I’m going to spank you ten times with my hand, Dean. I expect you to call red if you need to,” Cas tells him, a hint of steel in his order.
“Ten whole times?!” Dean whimpers, sure he won’t be able to make it through.
[seventeen seconds later]
Dean sobs wrenchingly at the unbearable pain of this severe spanking.
Actual scene:
“Your warm up is probably gonna be about a hundred but don’t bother counting because I’m just gonna go til I see the color that says your ready, and then the real spanking starts. I haven’t decided which paddle I’m using but the crop is definitely making an appearance and so’s your favorite belt.”
Y’all. Guys. Friendos. Friendolos. Buddies.
I have both given and received many a spanking and let me tell you, I don’t even get out of BED for ten smacks with a hand. The human ass is way more resilient than you think it is, and a dude who has pulled bullets out of his own extremities and gets thrown into walls on the regular by various monsters ain’t gonna be wailing and whimpering from a dozen or so swats.
Please, for the sake of my blood pressure, go watch some BDSM scene spanking videos online or read informational material—don’t just take your cues from other fanfics if you don’t actually know about the topic yourself. The authors you’re reading might be as inexperienced as you are. And again, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with inexperience! I just. This particular all-too-frequent trope is physically painful for me, in much the way a ten-swat open-hand spanking is aggressively NOT. Please, end my suffering.
