kreweofimp:

Petition for Jared Padalecki to just please for the love of God stop talking Jesus Christing fuck my dude please just stop.

for those of you who don’t know why this time allow me to just

And that’s not so bad, right? Except here’s what he’s actually saying under that ramble: “Love can mean anything and it doesn’t matter what kind, I am mostly trying to emphasize in a way that sounds kind of like I’m not an asshole that there’s NOTHING TO SEE HERE AND NOBODY’S GAY not that there’s anything wrong with that just as long as you’re all SUPER clear on the fact that our show is not gay.”

And just. Thank you so much rich cishet white man who has no idea what it’s like to grow up as a queer kid devoid of support or representation, you have somehow exactly missed the point while also voicing the single most lackluster expression of support possible IN A HIGHJACKED answer where it sure looked like before you stepped in Jensen was going to really acknowledge that Cas was actually IN LOVE WITH Dean that way and maybe give us a sense of what that realization was like for Dean. But no. No, Mr. White Bread McTexan had to go on a conversational walkabout and just Jesus Christing fuck my dude please just stop talking for the love of God and all his gay little angels just please.

Every now and then I remember that out of every possible story they could have told, SPN for realsies went with drowning 15 years of character development and narrative symmetry in a bathtub in the name of homophobia and toxic masculinity and I legitimately understand how sometimes people punch walls.

[insert Mulaney “I’m not gonna do it but I totally get it” gif here, since weirdly one doesn’t seem to exist and I cannot, myself, make gifs]

dangerousnotbroken:

So yeah @kreweofimp and I bought the cats some Christmas toys and uh. Why is this snowman so thicc?

It makes me deeply uncomfortable. Why does our cat toy have dat ass?

whitmerule:

kreweofimp replied to your chat “Just now, in the park…”

Holy WHAT NO OMG NOPE I CANNOT DECIDE WHETHER THE CHILD AND FAMILY THERAPIST OR THE DOG LOVER IN ME IS MORE HORRIFIED NO NOPE UH UH NUKE HER FROM ORBIT.

ALL OF THE ABOVE :( 

and it wasn’t as if she was at her wits’ end and completely frazzled and therefore accidentally being a less than perfect parent in a way she’d regret later - she sounded just mildly annoyed at not being obeyed, and like this was the kind of thing she was used to saying. Growl.

*bangs head repeatedly on the wall*

THIS *bang*
IS *bang*
WHY *bang*
WE *bang*
CAN’T *bang*
HAVE *bang*
NICE *bang*
THINGS *bang*

AND THIS IS WHY I STILL HAVE A JOB. STOP GIVING ME MORE WORK, PARENTS. QUIT TRAUMATIZING YOUR KIDS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES. *twitch*