ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

“miss piggy would make it look like an accident”

every time I see this I get emotional. kermit....

I love Kermit but this still took me out.

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

Where ya goin bitch

Having screaming fits of rage on occasion where you wave your arms around all higgilty piggilty

Also have screaming fits of joy where you wave your arms around all higgilty piggilty

marry someone fully out of your league. they can be a pig but this is not required

Frank Oz and Jim Henson ad-lib as Fozzie and Kermit in this test footage for the first Muppet movie, and honestly it’s pure gold.

This is a professional shitpost roleplay.

I’m crying becuase this is something I’ve never seen before, something original of that era of the Muppets with both Oz and Henson working on one of my favorite movies, but also becuase this is the funniest thing I have seen in mONTHS.

this june. if people try to pit lesbians and bi women against each other. kermit will not. hesitate.

I.D.: Kermit the frog holding two cartoon knives. one has the lesbian flag on the handle and the other has the bi flag. end I.D.

sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it

How GROGU and THE MANDALORIAN should have reunited 🥺

You are not prepared for this celebrity reveal!

I fucking hate this timeline. I want out.

This is the only thing about this timeline which fucks

“A-list amphibian” took me Out

What kills me that they gave him a little mic as if the actual functioning mic isn’t on the puppeteer inside the snail

What puppeteer? Kermit is a muppet and talks on his own

I don’t have or want context for this

Yet he dodged the question

Now this is FINE ART.

some baby kermit gifs to brighten your day 💚

my favorite thing in the muppet show is when jim did an impressive puppetry trick but was clearly worried the audience wouldnt notice so he had kermit just directly point it out

he was probably right to do so though because every time i see kermit drink milk or blow out a candle i dont think twice about it like yeah hes kermit he can do that

“Hey, Dr. Teeth, you better pull over.” THE MUPPET MOVIE (1979) dir. James Frawley