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meriwetherwrites:

You come across a fic and discover it isn’t complete. Do you start reading it?

Yes

If the summary or the first paragraph immediately sucks me in

If I know/routinely read that author’s fic and am confident that they’ll finish

if it appears to be regularly updated (daily, weekly, monthly, whatever)

No, I’ve been burned before

No, I bookmark/subscribe and check back later

No, I filter out works-in-progress when searching

Other (pls explain)

Curious how other people read! I am terrible about posting WIP, but also pretty picky about starting to read fic unless I know and trust the author to finish.

(via dreamwaffles)

alexaloraetheris:

were–ralph:

fuckyeahchinesefashion:

OP fired a little snake out of glass by Shimmer_手工

AMAZING

This feels like a forbidden technique you need to sell your soul to an ancient god for.

(via emsondraeling)

teejaystumbles:

darklight-owl:

Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!

Spin this wheel to get your species

How screwed are your loved ones

Not at all! Anyone can fight back against me.

They should be fine with a bit of prep.

Nothing will happen as long as I lock myself in my room.

I’m pretry sure this animal can break down my door, this doesn’t look good…

No chance of survival whatsoever.

I’m were-bald (see results)

Yeah no. I’m sorry y'all

copperbadge:

digitaldiscipline:

lilisonna:

carys-the-ninth:

carys-the-ninth:

Wait do people in the lower 48 not learn your state songs in school??

poll

wasn’t raised in the US

was taught my state song

was Not

nuance button

See Results

Did not need to be taught. Georgia On My Mind is a delight and we sing it anywhere we can.

I hate Sinatra as a result of “New York, New York” because the state is more than that fucking city.

I learned “California Here I Come” from cartoons like a normal person.

bijoubetrayal:

too many ppl who know nothing about Filipino folklore n culture r talking shit about my ate. she’s based off of the manananggal, which you can compare to the European vampire, if that helps you understand it better. although, i’m reluctant to mention that becuz some ppl, who choose to be ignorant, currently hold the view that she’s just an Asian-colored vampire mishmash monster. she is not. other than the fact that she manages to exist at all, here are some details i appreciate about her.

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first, she has a face that looks like my family’s. that’s my lola’s nose. that’s my mom’s birthmark. shit, those are my uncle’s cheekbones. the headpiece features jasmine, our national flower. the translucent petals are cool.

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second, you can display her in two pieces, split by the torso. its not just a “cheap gimmick” you ignorant pos. at nightfall, the manananggal severs itself in two, leaving behind a vulnerable lower half while its upper half hunts for nourishment - blood, raw hearts, livers, fetuses. the red fringe represents her dangling intestines, hanging loose as she flies after ripping her body apart. the string detail is on the skirt for consistency, but also, intestines are long as fuck? why wouldn’t they also hang from the bottom, assuming they also get split in half.

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while we’re on the outfit, the top is an extremely traditional (Spanish colonial, ugh) style in both fabric and shape. i have attire that looks exactly like it, minus the monster high red foil pattern. the tiny, “woven” sleeve cuffs are a nice touch. the earrings and bracelets look to be woven palm too, but aren’t as effective in plastic. the bottom half skirt is quite a bit shorter than is traditional, and the heels higher. it’s a monster high doll.

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most accurate would be barefoot, tbh. but you guys would riot, and again, its a doll. actually, the shoes reference a lot from Filipino culture. the heel is a coconut tree overlooking a kubo, a one-room stilt hut built with natural materials such as bamboo and palm, and specifically made to be remade as necessary. the sole is “wooden”, also an accessible material of which some shoes were made with. it is attached by braid to what looks to be a straw strap. also not unusual for a shoe.

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her fan and wings feature embroidery, and if you look closely at the latter, you will see a thin and delicate flora design in between the spider web pattern. this is extremely reminiscent of calado, a type of traditional hand embroidery akin to lace that is difficult as fuck. a dying art, btw.

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i didn’t wake up looking to ride this hard for a plastic woman lmao. but if you’re gonna come for her, it better be because of the fluorescent green in her colorway and not because you don’t know what you’re talking about. honestly, a lot of Filipinos are just happy to be considered and celebrated. “wins” like this mean everything. maybe it’s not good enough for your collection, but now you know more about my culture than you would’ve gone out of your way to. and that’s good enough for me.

(via seananmcguire)

sithiegoodness:

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Did you guys see the cover for Silver and Lead?!

(via seananmcguire)

3liza:

raibura:

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Would you be afraid

Yes, city

Yes, country

No, city

No, country

ITS FULLY PAVED IN BRAND NEW EXPENSIVE MUNICIPAL ASPHALT SOME OF YOU ARE SO SHELTERED I THINK YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE RITUALLY BEATEN WITH BAMBOO IN A MONASTERY EVERY DAY FOR SIX MONTHS TO HAVE A CHANCE OF MAKING IT IN THIS LIFE

(via dreamwaffles)

joomju:

pyrrhiccomedy:

pyrrhiccomedy:

when people pop off with some ass take like “why should I have to put my pronouns in my profile or signature or whatever, my name is Tom and I have short hair and am wearing an oxford shirt in my profile pic, figure it out” I always think

so do you just not talk to people from other countries for your job, ever?

like, some people don’t, and you can follow the flowchart to a different part of the argument about why pushing back about pronouns is stupid, but I e-mail people in Singapore and Dubai and Japan and India every day. A lot of those people have names that are probably their local equivalent of “Tom,” but I have never seen them before and I have no idea if that’s a girl’s name or a boy’s name. They usually have profile pics too. I don’t know how common short hair is for women or long hair is for men in their country. I don’t know if that style of shirt is more common for men or more common for women. I’m not writing this from some homogenous whitebread oasis, either, I live in New York City, it’s just simply not possible for me to know the common names in every language of every country where the people I need to work with, live.

just put your stupid pronouns in your signature, some exasperated project manager in Mumbai will one day appreciate it

I’m always teeth grit rolling the fucking dice on some Tsumugi on the Tokyo team rocking a pixie cut and a blue shirt, help me

you are that Tsumugi to somebody

I had an older, white, male coworker ask me over message:

“Hi, the Team Lead for our sister team… I need to ask them a favour. I’ve never met them in person, and their name is Chinese. Are they a man or a woman?”

And I was like “<Name’s> pronouns are she/her”

This guy had never seen pronouns used in the wild before. He honestly thought they only mattered to people who flew the rainbow flag in their office. The look of dawning comprehension in his eyes warmed my heart for a solid week.

My first name is somewhat old-fashioned. My surname is also a man’s first name. Think something like “Edith Thomas”. Sometimes even native English speakers see “Thomas” and assume I’m a man, and when I worked at a company that did a lot of business with non-native English speakers, including people from countries where the family name was listed first, it was common for them to assume I was a man. It was also common for them to have names I’d never seen before.

I know people who have a name with two spellings and they were given the spelling more common for the other gender (Erin/Aaron) or who have a unisex name or nickname. And I work with many military people who use a rank instead of Mr/Ms/Mrs, so adding that to the email signature is not helpful.

(via dreamwaffles)

Anonymous asked:

hi pen! I was wondering if you've got any book recs?

penandinkprincess:

YES THANK YOU FOR ASKING

Keep reading

xandromedan:

laughingfate:

tooquirkytolose:

My fellow American hobby bakers, demoralized by egg prices and scarcity and how you will make the American apple pie or the chocolate chip cookie, fear not. I have spent many years turning regular baking recipes vegan for my corrupt and traitorous sister who last week ate a salmon cream cheesed roll. There are many, many substitutes for eggs including but not limited to:

Mashed banana: best added to compliment flavors of whatever it is you’re baking (peanut butter, chocolate) make sure it’s MUSHY and ripe

Apple sauce: again, best with complimentary flavors (cinnamon, brown sugar) use unsweetened and have the rest as a snack

The big boy champ, ground flaxseed: flavorless, though it does darken your batter/ dough a bit. Bags found next to cornstarch and almond meal, etc. Instructions on how to use right on the bag! Make sure to let the flaxseed water combo sit in a separate bowl until it has the consistency of mucus 👍

Now with all of these you MUST add a bit more leavener, they don’t have the lil bit of lift eggs give, so make sure you add a touch more baking powder. Sort of ok for brownies and cookies if you want them a bit more dense but KEY for cakes, quick breads, muffins and other things like that or she is gonna be SQUIDGY 🫡

I’ve got one that works very well in most cookies, cakes, muffins, quickbreads, and similar. It came out of the Student’s Vegetarian Cookbook circa 2004,and I’ve been using it when baking for friends who are vegan, have egg allergies, or just when I’ve run out of eggs ever since.

Ingredients (per egg you’re replacing)

  • 1 tsp baking powder
  • 1 tsp baking soda
  • 2 tbs flour (gluten free flour blends work just fine)
  • 3 tbs water

Combine dry ingredients in small bowl. Add water. Stir well and not be alarmed when it fizzes up. Add it to the thing you are baking immediately – do not make in advance.

Here’s one similar to the one above but only two ingredients: 1 tbsp of ground flaxseed:3 tbsp of water is equivalent to one egg, and it works with pretty much any baking recipe except for pastries.