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I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck

Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

Seen it, you say?

using a tape measure as a packer so i can give myself a comedically large boner whenever its funny

you know maybe we dont have to reblog this one

chappell roan’s “the giver” promotional billboards

the only thing more powerful than a weird little girl is a weird middle aged woman. the only thing more powerful than a weird middle aged woman is a weird old lady. and the only thing more powerful than a weird old lady is a weird little girl. thus the world is balanced.

Now that all 3 McElroy brothers have had vasectomies, I realized every episode of MBMBAM is now me listening to my Three Wise Eunuch Advisors

Ghoul pls don't put this curse on me

Gideon Nav: a woman who, surrounded by the most repressed elderly nuns ever, independently invented being a masc lesbian

Aiglamene erasure

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

some people are responding to this like its a joke and im going to assume u are the type of people to say "its only a 3 minute walk" when i tell them the nearest bench is too far away

also anyone who thinks "3 minutes isnt THAT bad" you will be old one day. and you will wish the bench was closer

walkable cities also means cities with free accessible public bathrooms whilst we're at it

You fools. Gideon Nav isn’t Orpheus. She’s Eurydice. Harrowhark Nonagesimus is the most Orpheus-coded character that has ever existed

harrowhark nonagesimus didn’t give herself a lobotomy to prevent herself from turning around just so people could call her eurydice

I’m afraid that when I say “my butch,” people, especially straight people, are hearing “my daddy.” That’s fine for many. But when I say “my butch”, what I mean is:

is this too much to ask for. femmes if youre out there please put me in a little plastic container with some leafs and sticks and ill worship the ground you walk on for the rest of my life

@gideonisms This is what I imagine you doing to Gideon.

Listen, I have seen many a posts to the tune of "Hozier is a fae god!" Or "Florence is a fae god!" And I am here to tell you that neither of them are fae gods. Paramours, probably, maybe members of an Entourage, but gods? No.

You want to know who an actual fucking fae god is???

Kendrick Lamar.

The pettiness. The creativity. The persuasiveness. The accuracy. He had 110 million people across the nation today singing "a minooooor" like it was fucking nothing. This man has cast a thousand-year curse on Aubrey Graham's bloodline that cannot be undone through mortal means.

Now, THAT is some fae god level shit.

underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

My personal favourite:

official linguistics post

someone get the butterfly net she got out again

WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?

OCD symptom i struggle with but don't see talked about a lot: inability to trust your own memory and/or perception.

as an example: i put my headphones in my bag. i say im sure they're in my bag, but what if i imagined putting them in my bag? i have to check, so i stick my hand inside and grab them. but then i have to check *again* because what if i just so happened to have another object shaped and sized exactly like my headphones that i just forgot about? so i have to pull them out of my bag and look directly at them to fully confirm they were in my bag

this is a fairly benign example but this also happens with other worse scenarios for me and it's. not fun

Hey guys

I know I am asking a lot but

Things are really bad in Syria nowadays, and I’d like to ask you to commission me or donate some money

My parents are still there and I’m trying to bring them to UAE asap but that might take a little time

I need your support, financial wise because I’m really afraid I’d end up without a place to stay and that they’d end up getting hungry

Please guys.. I know I keep asking.. but I’m so so scared and worried and I’ve never needed help as much as I do now.. don’t forget me please

I will keep reblogging this

Hoping it will get more attention

And yes.. I didn’t wanna mention this but I’m a part of the minorities.. it’s why I’m so so anxious and scared

Please please

This is urgent

I need you so much guys

Don’t forget me guys

I already spent money on the plane ticket and the visas for my parents

And I work haven’t gotten any answer and I’m waiting

I will need support for my stay and for food

Can we spread this more? I will keep reblogging and hope that I will get more attention until I reach my goal

Four days left….

reminder to self: let yourself enjoy food today. your body always deserves it.