eating him

It’s arowana time

Overworld Concept Art I did for WHERE THE WATER TASTES LIKE WINE, back in 2016.

black mackerel tabby with low white spotting

[image id: a screenshot from pet finder of a cat named Babaganoush in East Montpelier, VT. He is labeled as adult, male, medium, and domestic shorthair. /end id]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

This is it, lads. The post that started us on this path 9 years ago.

I sure hope no one told him.

Its that time of the year again. Praise

I’m not like, super religious but I do celebrate the major holidays (an ides’er and greason’s tumblric)

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

It's the wizard law version of a limited liability clause.

A ghost and his roommate 💡

Person with migraine aura today: Ow ow ow my head hurts and all I can see is TV static :(

Nineteenth century doctors describing migraine aura with the manic horror of a lovecraftian horror protagonist:

At first it looked just like the spot which you see after having looked at the sun or some bright object; I thought it might be an eyelash in the way, or something of that sort, but I was soon undeceived when it began to increase…

When it was in its height it seemed like a fortified town with bastions all round it, these bastions being coloured most gorgeously... All the interior of the fortification, so to speak, was boiling and rolling about in a most wonderful manner as if it was some thick liquid all alive. (Hubert Airy, 1856)

The hill I will die on.

Follow to see the same photo of Skyward Sword Link every day.

Y'all. Friday. You made it. We're so glad you're here. Spread love. Be kind. Lift everyone up.

"Black Bear Being Silly" by Eric Kilby is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0.

for some reason when i listen to american idiot i picture the lucky star dance, so i bring you faggot america friday