commissions are back on the menu boys!! i have a year to save up all the travel costs for my top surgery and i need all the help i can get!

if youre interested in a comm from me, here's a form with all the info ill need from you to get started

if youre feeling generous but arent quite in the mood for a full commission, heres where you can throw a couple dollars to help out

im looking forward to getting back into making art for people, and i really appreciate any support people are willing to give. it means the world to me <3 thank you so much!!

btw if you miss out on a round, dont worry - im aiming to reopen slots on the first of every month, so if you cant catch one round then the next wont be far away!! thank you so much to everyone whos bought a commission so far!!!!

love the CC function on emails. "you should know about this but you don't have to take care of it."

love the BCC function even more. "you shouldn't know about this but you can eavesdrop. keep it to yourself." ok then 💅✨

rips my shirt open to reveal a second shirt underneath that says I ❤️ STICKING MY FINGERS IN THE OPEN WOUND OF CATHARTIC RELEASE

rips open that shirt to reveal a third, other shirt that says ITS ONLY PARTIALLY A SEX THING

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

I don't understand how people think I'm unapproachable. I've been standing on this widow's walk staring out to sea for over a hundred years. Everyone in town knows where to find me.

let me tell u something faggot to faggot

told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.

if you want to create but feel intimidated and overwhelmed, you're forgetting something: good art doesn't exist. all art is terrible. every story and song and movie and picture is worse than the one before it and all artists should be in prisom

A small example of how my father really talks

My postmodern child is scaring all the other children at school with nonlinear narrative and rejection of conventional notions of epistemology

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

7 days without a single morsel of food entering Gaza 2 million people are trapped in Gaza, including my family who need food every day.