DJ Bodyhorror has the whole club pulsating and throbbing

if you were a gay caveman you would be cunting and gathering

People fail to understand that this yaoi shit is life or death

People on Instagram got mad at this take, but I think Hole is way better than Nirvana.

i left a poem out over night. one hundred lovesick beetles and ants in the kitchen

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

concept: i start keeping a submissive penitent priest in my priest torture chamber. u can trust me with his well-being....

Alison Friend

We need more awful dms from women on dating apps. Step it up ladies, tell him you rubbed one off thinking about him and his male friends fucking.

I planted an herbs thinking about your suffering

bars

As much debate as there is about tone tags, 90% of the issues would be solved by just typing the word. Like instead of typing /gen or /hj you can just write (genuine) or (handjob) and you'll be doing pretty much the exact same thing.

Of course I personally think it's less awkward to use some rudimentary language skills to form actual sentences and phrases. They don't even have to be complicated. Like "Genuine question, why are you doing that?" Or "I'm being serious. Stop that." Or "I'm going to jerk you off now."