greatest philosophical questions of the century: are children's cartoons politically significant? do audiobooks count as reading? is booktok destroying women's brains? are a middle class americans the most oppressed group of all time? who's stupider: children or schools? is sexual inexperience the truest sin? are pad users more oppressed than tampon users? should people eat quinoa specifically if we ignore all other foods on earth? is taylor swift underrated or overrated? is it pedophilia to dress stupid? is intra lgbt community slur reclaiming okay? does autism stop you from going to the club? is being a misogynist actually more progressive than not being a misogynist? france? should people who don't like spoilers be killed on the street or should people who say spoilers be killed on the street? is calling something gross fascism except when i do it? is it more progressive to be bilingual? among others

↑ girls who don’t play about john singer sargent

she let me hit because i’m- [i remember she didn’t actually let me hit] [i remember she never really existed] [i remember the accident] oh my god the accident…

good god i need that old man cardinally. i mean carnally.

@twinktorturer

What if we gave universal healthcare to everyone who wanted it and everyone else who didn't can just keep getting scammed by these companies for some reason

reblog to bap prev with your paw

one william dollars and thirty-two gents 🧐

As much debate as there is about tone tags, 90% of the issues would be solved by just typing the word. Like instead of typing /gen or /hj you can just write (genuine) or (handjob) and you'll be doing pretty much the exact same thing.

Of course I personally think it's less awkward to use some rudimentary language skills to form actual sentences and phrases. They don't even have to be complicated. Like "Genuine question, why are you doing that?" Or "I'm being serious. Stop that." Or "I'm going to jerk you off now."

We need more awful dms from women on dating apps. Step it up ladies, tell him you rubbed one off thinking about him and his male friends fucking.

I planted an herbs thinking about your suffering

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Alison Friend

concept: i start keeping a submissive penitent priest in my priest torture chamber. u can trust me with his well-being....

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

i left a poem out over night. one hundred lovesick beetles and ants in the kitchen

People on Instagram got mad at this take, but I think Hole is way better than Nirvana.

People fail to understand that this yaoi shit is life or death

if you were a gay caveman you would be cunting and gathering

DJ Bodyhorror has the whole club pulsating and throbbing