collapses in your arms princess style after casting the biggest evil most fucked up spell you've literally every seen

my evil yuri. my evil yuri that fucking sucks

I think I'm here to have a reasonably good time

of regular duration

posting pictures of my collection of thralls to r/dracula

they need to update those "it costs 0 dollars to be nice" tshirts because at this point it's probably more like 7.95

DJ Bodyhorror has the whole club pulsating and throbbing

if you were a gay caveman you would be cunting and gathering