You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you
‘i’m down to £4 in my account’
'you could get two steak bakes’
collapses in your arms princess style after casting the biggest evil most fucked up spell you've literally every seen
my evil yuri. my evil yuri that fucking sucks
posting pictures of my collection of thralls to r/dracula
they need to update those "it costs 0 dollars to be nice" tshirts because at this point it's probably more like 7.95
DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION
Full Video: Riekko mukana hiihtoreissulla, Tolkuton
Willow ptarmigan included in ski trip
For the love of god, PLEASE UNMUTE!!!
ptarmigan: [in a deep, croaking voice] awow
awow
awow
awow
awow
awow
awow.
awow.
awow. awow…
awow… bup
bup
bup
bup
bup
bup. pow. pow. pow.
DJ Bodyhorror has the whole club pulsating and throbbing
if you were a gay caveman you would be cunting and gathering