manybrokenquills:

elis-pride:

ilex-merciae:

lynx-girl:

cowgirlpolyamory:

coelii:

dyke-pollinator:

the-lumpfish-king:

kira-serialfaggot:

jp-nichts:

thatonemor:

technicoloryuri:

schrodingers-egg:

sapphicinsanity:

coelii:

virtualgirladv:

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hobohobgoblim:

(via adevinecomedy)

frottinq:

optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv:

davinky-deactivated20210909:

screenshotsofdespair:

me after my 15 min break at work

me after sleeping a healthy 8 hours

me at the end of a two day weekend

(via teaboot)

mewto-deactivated20240101:

i’d rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i’d live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

(via pfefferminzgruenesorgen)

anotherqueerqueen:

toesucker:

The catholic church has a secret menu just ask for the body of Christ monkey style and they’ll give you a wafer with peanut butter on it

This hidden gem KILLED ME

(via thewanderingword)

darling-peony:

Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

(via meghawhopp)

charlestrask:

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

(via mightiermarvel)

twinliches:

twinliches:

twinliches:

weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn’t a topic of conversation unless it’s urgent huh

“it’s dark in here” normal regular observation

“finally some quiet” relatable exclamation

“doesn’t smell like anything in here” absolutely deranged sentence

“i’m not touching anything right now” small talk on the international space station

(via formaldehydepiss)

lyrslair:

orangechickenpillow:

captainwarbuckle:

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

(via adevinecomedy)

animatedamerican:

ceevee5:

i’m in this picture and desperately want out of it

(via autumncalls)

beltsquid:

Every morning I pray for a crab rave and every day the empty throne of God disappoints me

(via salatrash)

nonbinary-bosmer:

mynameisfungus:

can’t stop thinking about this post on the crusader kings wiki

(via formaldehydepiss)

xiaq:

princessofmissouri:

Ah yes.

(via adevinecomedy)

eternal-fractal:

meaninglez:

meaninglez:

castorochiaro:

the most attractive traits you can give a fictional man:

• good with kids
• good cook
• fat

Bowser

Oh, you said Cook

Bowser probably KILLS it on the grill though

(via formaldehydepiss)