This not getting any better but being so similar to an overly long, middle of the road X Files episode that it’s sorta a comfort watch now

This is pretty awful but in a hilarious way.

Sleazy, silly, stupid. Lots of skin on display no matter your preference. But it's the batshit plot that is the star here, with so many random scenes and situations one after the other. It's clearly comedic on purpose at times but it does have that odd, "are they in on the gag" feel throughout.

A blind buy sometimes just doesn’t work out. The idea for this slasher is cooler in concept than execution. These sniveling whining student athletes want so badly to be Olympic competitors but start getting offed by a killer in pretty boring ways. I like the javelin weapon idea but there’s no real sense of dread or any thought of danger for these characters until they randomly die. 

It does have dudes in their briefs and jocks (and fine, naked girlies if that’s your thing) but sometimes I need more ya know

My favorite part forever being when the dragon punches the window at the end

The intelligence slider must have been broken but still 💕

I adore this movie and ofc with Jared Leto in the world I’d want a panic room too. 

4k looks great. Love the line about the singer Poe 🖤

Im not always a fan of this level of nostalgia baiting but everything in this just hits for me. Zelda’s style is so perfectly tacky and beautiful, making this a total gem. Kathryn Newton and Carla Gugino are everything.

🌧️ ☂️

This would have been a kickass fmv game

My 4k skipping at the dance scene is so dark sided!

Half point off for Jelly Roll