1. Episode 15 Reunion Part 2
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Reunion Ends, the Anger Remains In the season’s conclusion, hangers-on, husbands, and sisterly hate are addressed.
2. Episode 14 Reunion Part 1
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Unhappy Reunion Begins Most of the debate centers around Camille’s divorce and Taylor’s lip.
3. Episode 13 Unforgivable
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Limousine Thunderdome As per the ‘Real Housewives’ handbook, all grudges come to a screaming head in the season finale.
4. Episode 12 Turn, Turn, Turn
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Camille Loses at the Tonys Our subtext translator nearly overloads during her last night with Kelsey.
5. Episode 11 How to Behave
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Ain’t Nothin’ But a White Party Camille arrives at Kyle’s bash bearing passive-aggressive gifts.
6. Episode 9 The Dinner Party From Hell/ Payback’s a Bitch … Just Ask Your Husband
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Catch-up Recap: The Subtext Translator Is Fixed! 1. Lisa and Ken’s Vehicular Interlude.
7. Episode 8 Charity Cases
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Kicking Your Problems Taylor finds that kickboxing is a great way to get in shape for giving a too-revealing speech.
8. Episode 7 My Mansion Is Bigger Than Your Mansion
   Ain’t No Party Like a Housewives Party Lessons on love from those who don’t really know.
9. Episode 6 The Art of War
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: New York Showdown With Kelsey It’s opening night for Grammer on Broadway, just as his marriage show is closing down.
10. Episode 5 I Would Never Say That
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Welcome to New York! A dying mom and catty friends really cramp Camille’s style in the Big Apple.
11. Episode 4 It’s My Party and I’ll Spend If I Want To
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Surprise Party How else am I going to get out my aggression? It’s not like we have sex.
12. Episode 3 Plenty of Baggage
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Victimized in Vegas This week, everyone’s off to see Jay-Z and smirk knowingly about Camille.
13. Episode 2 Chocolate Louboutins
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Shoes Good Enough to Eat Wealthy problems abound, from which shoes to eat to birthday spa treatments.
14. Episode 1 Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Wealthiness
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Premiere Recap: The Subtext of the Introductions Meet the new gang! And gawk as Camille Grammer doesn’t know what’s about to hit her.

1. Episode 23 Reunion Part 3
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Take Care Who cares if you went out with a bang or a queef?
2. Episode 22 Reunion, Part 2
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Finally, the Reunion Dirt Kyle and Taylor are under attack, and Brandi emerges the MVP.
3. Episode 21 Reunion, Part 1
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Now they Stop Fighting about the Good Stuff? Without Kim there, the reunion leaves far too much drama undiscussed.
4. Episode 19 Night of a Thousand Surprises
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Intervention Kim locks herself in a bathroom, and it gets dark.
5. Episode 18 A Day Late, An Apology Short
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Partner in Negligence Kim needs a rock, not a Rock Biter.
6. Episode 17 Leis and Lies in Lanai
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Age-Appropriate Muumuus To Hawaii!
7. Episode 16 Uninvited
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Beautiful Wickedness The producers must have dangled some sort of carrot-shaped salt lick made out of anti-seizure medication and Peach Schnapps to get Kim Richards back on the show.
8. Episode 15 A Book, a Bachelorette and a Breakdown
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Strip, Meltdown, Repeat Would a lap dance have averted Kim’s meltdown?
9. Episode 14 Malibu Beach Party from Hell
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Time for Another Pity Party If it’s Monday, it must mean Taylor’s weeping at a get-together!
10. Episode 13 Adrienne’s Fashion Show
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Shoe-Offs They can’t all be scream-filled winners. Sometimes there’s just a shoe fashion show.
11. Episode 12 The Great Divide
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Pity the Children In which Kim learns the difference between a real horse and a Disney horse. Oh, and a childhood is ruined.
12. Episode 11 Tempest in a Tea Party
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Total Collapse It’s hard to imagine how this episode would have been edited if Russell hadn’t committed suicide.
13. Episode 10 Your Face or Mine
    Real Housewives of BH Recap: Kim’s Beau Kim’s in love? Oh, great. Now who is Kyle supposed to boss around?
14. Episode 10 The Real Wedding of Beverly Hills
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Brave New Wedding And then, Bravo built a gigantic, gaudy wedding tent over the whole garden.
15. Episode 9 Otherwise Engaged
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Which Is More Real-Looking, Mermaids or Plastic Surgery? And speaking of real: Kim has a boyfriend?
16. Episode 8 The Opposite of Relaxation
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Naked Chickens Denial is not a river in your pal Muhammed’s McMansion.
17. Episode 7 Game Night Gone Wild!
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Game Night Is a Big Meth Bullied Brandi goes ‘Breaking Bad’ on Taylor and dice go flying.
18. Episode 6 Let the Games Begin
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Most Dangerous Game Charades or Pictionary never led to this much wild-eyed lunacy in your house, we’ll bet.
19. Episode 5 $25,000 Sunglasses?!
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Pricing Sunglasses and Peeing Around Pools These are just two things that the Housewives find declasse this week.
20. Episode 4 Gossip Girls
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Meet the New Girl Name: Brandi. Accoutrement: Cast. Claim to Fame: Cuckolded by Leanne Rimes.
21. Episode 3 Rocky Mountain Highs and Lows
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: All About Taylor The most troubled housewife exploded in a whirling dervish of paranoia, self-pity, and flailing skeleton arms.
22. Episode 2 Blame It on the Altitude
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Thank God for Kim Her crazed behavior on the ladies’ ski trip (and always) makes for a fine distraction from the black cloud.
23. Episode 1 Back to Beverly Hills
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: How Do You Come Back From a Suicide? What do you do when you know where this is all headed, and it’s not good?

1. Episode 21 Reunion Part Two
   Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion 2 Recap Julie Klausner on season three’s MVP.
2. Episode 20 Recap, Part One
   Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Recap Maloof’s no-show on last night’s reunion was a big middle finger to the entire RHOBH audience.
3. Episode 19 Finale
   Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 3 Finale Credit where credit is due — that was a fantastic season finale.
4. Episode 18 A Shot Through the Heart
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Night of the Gorgons The villains of this series clawed their way to the finish line in anticipation of next week’s finale.
5. Episode 17 No Business Like Clothes Business
   RHOBH Recap: We’ll Drink What Dana’s Drinking Can Taylor’s old friend bring the crazy back to this show again sometime soon?
6. Episode 16 The Real Housewives of Paris: Part Deux
   RHOBH Recap: Housewives in Paris Our ladies hang out at the top of the Eiffel Tower without anyone getting pushed off. Success!
7. Episode 15 The Real Housewives of Paris: Part Un
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Housewives in Paris, Part One Last night’s episode started with a mini-intervention and ended up in France.
8. Episode 14 White Party Pooper
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Nose Party, White Party Last night, we embraced the déjà vu of the White Party, all over again.
9. Episode 13 Game of Scones
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Cease and Desist Last night, we learned that Kim Richards adopted a dog that loves to hit her in the face.
10. Episode 12 Kim Nose Best
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: A Time to Pick Sides You can’t straddle the line between Team Maloof and Team Brandi.
11. Episode 11 Stars and Strips
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: He Knows About Noses With an appearance by Suzanne Somers.
12. Episode 10 Home Is Where the Art Is
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Psychic Abilities With a guest appearance by Paris Hilton, because that’s where we’re at here.
13. Episode 9 Moroccan Madness
    RHOBH Recap: You’re Only As Sick As Your Secrets Lawsuits and belly dancing.
14. Episode 8 Unsolved Mistresses
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Vanderpump Gambit We weren’t the only ones tricked into watching Vanderpump Rules, right?
15. Episode 7 Oy, Faye
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Gotta Have Faye Most of this week’s craziness came from someone who wasn’t even a cast member.
16. Episode 6 She’s Gone Too Far
    RHOBH Recap: What Are They Fighting About? The Offense That Shall Not Be Named certainly made Adrienne and Brandi nuts.
17. Episode 5 Girls Gone Ojai’ld
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Everyone’s Bored in Ojai Real Housewives trips are supposed to be full of DRAMA. What the hell is going on?
18. Episode 4 Uh Oh, Somebody’s Crying!
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Oh Hi, Ojai! The gang heads to “the most relaxing, happy place” ever.
19. Episode 3 Don’t Sing for Your Supper
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Dinner Party Conga Lines And public domain songs are sung.
20. Episode 2 The Higher the Heel the Closer to God
    RHOBH Recap: Walking a Mile in Women’s Shoes Because that’s supposedly funny.
21. Episode 1 Down and Left Out in Beverly Hills
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Eff-You Flowers It’s only been nine months since we last Kiki’ed with these ladies.

1. Episode 22 Reunion Part 3
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: And the Winner Is … Farewell for now. Who won this season?
2. Episode 21 Reunion Part 2
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Full-Scale Attack Reunion part two, and does this cast need a New York–style makeover?
3. Episode 20 Reunion Part 1
   Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Stepping on Toes Does everyone hate Lisa now? It certainly seems so.
4. Episode 19 Are You My Friend?
   Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S4 Finale Recap This season went out with a whimper, and the vague scent of alcohol emanating from everyone’s breath.
5. Episode 18 The Kids Are Alright
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Daughters Kim and Yo’s oldest kids are heading off.
6. Episode 17 Lines in the Sand
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Puerto Rico Joyce narrates the Housewives’ Caribbean trip.
7. Episode 16 Turning Down the Crown
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Turn That Crown Upside Down Lisa could certainly use some healing light, because this week, everyone turns on her.
8. Episode 15 Trail of Doubts
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Planting Seeds This Brandi/Kyle alliance is giving us the creeps.
9. Episode 14 The Birthday Witch
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Birthday Bash We’re on Kyle’s side this time. Hard to believe.
10. Episode 13 The Curse of Carlton
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: I Put a Spell on You In which an argument occurs because of a dream someone had.
11. Episode 12 Tough Break
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Choke Up or Choke Out Last night Carlton hired a harem, Brandi pimped out Yolanda, and someone let Joyce shoot a gun.
12. Episode 11 Luaus and Lies
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: A Fistful of Dildos This week served up guilt trips and drunken pole dancing.
13. Episode 10 Catfight on the Catwalk
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Fool Me Three Times Special guest star: Jamie Lee Curtis.
14. Episode 9 Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Good Night and Eff Off So many loud words were uttered.
15. Episode 8 She Hearts You, She Hearts You Not
    RHOBH Recap: Raise Hands, Hearts, and Voices A jerk move from Yolanda, an aborted intervention attempt by Mr. and Mrs. Joyce, and a latex ball-gag/mask/muzzle thing that was not meant for Kingsley.
16. Episode 7 Escape to Bitch Mountain
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Palm Springs Eternal The ladies concluded their group trip to Palm Springs with some middling drama, a few tears, a giant insect, and Kyle’s bare breasts.
17. Episode 6 Palm Springs Breakers
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Yoyce The Housewives all head to Palm Springs for some drinking and bullying.
18. Episode 5 Star of the Family
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Walk of Fame The first straight-up meh episode of the season.
19. Episode 4 Irked at Cirque
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: What a Circus This season seems committed to showing the descent of Kyle.
20. Episode 3 Life’s a Witch
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Black Magic Woman Thank god for Carlton, former mistress of the dark arts.
21. Episode 2 Faint Chance
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Fake Fall? Have you ever seen anyone faint that elegantly?
22. Episode 1 A Catered Affair to Remember
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap Julie Klausner returns for a new season, and a lot has happened since we last left these demure swans.

1. Episode 22 Reunion Part 3
   RHOBH Reunion Recap: Kicked in the Privates Kim and Kyle are like mushrooms, growing only in their dark silence and moist hatred.
2. Episode 21 Reunion Part 2
   RHOBH Reunion Part 2 Recap: Mission Kimpossible Kim Richards has reached a whole new level of darkness.
3. Episode 20 Reunion Part 1
   RHOBH Reunion Part 1 Recap: The Shouting Begins A marathon of group flagellation.
4. Episode 19 The Party’s Over
   RHOBH Recap: All Good Ends Must Come to a Thing We have never wanted a thing to end more than this season of The Real Magic Tricks of Hangover Begone Canyon.
5. Episode 18 Confessions of a Housewife
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Palm Springs Eternal Nothing gets resolved.
6. Episode 17 Amster-damn Slap
   Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Come On, Eileen Eileen proves herself to be the only sane person on this whole damn show.
7. Episode 16 Amster-Damn!
   Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Trippin’ in Amsterdam These women never bother to stop and ask if there is something wrong with them. Maybe they should.
8. Episode 15 Welcome to Amsterdam?
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Run, Lisa, Run A trip to Calgary, a trip to Holland, a trip to David Foster (Wallace)’s charity event. Babyface and Steven Tyler make appearances.
9. Episode 14 Sister Act
   RHOBH Recap: She’s Not Wasted, She’s My Sister Eileen is not only a pro — she is a class act.
10. Episode 14 Surprise!
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Surprise Lisa Vanderpump turns “54.”
11. Episode 13 Sister Act
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Gays of Our Lives Brandi needs to stop trying to come between Kyle and Kim.
12. Episode 11 It’s Just a Scratch
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Scratch Kim popped a pill and no one will stop talking.
13. Episode 10 House of Cards
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Relapse, Don’t Do It Kim Richards is back on drugs, and it’s not okay.
14. Episode 9 Live and Learn
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Coeds on the Moon An interior dorm designer, an ungotten smog test, and the bitter tears of wasted youth.
15. Episode 8 Wining and Dining
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Case of Brandi Brandi did something stupid. Okay, Brandi did a whole lot of stupid things.
16. Episode 7 Breaking Branches
    RHOBH Recap: My Party and I’ll Pry If I Want To Brandi just wants Lisa to be her friend again.
17. Episode 6 Medford, 90210
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Home for the Holidays It was nice to see everyone get together again, because that hasn’t happened all season.
18. Episode 5 Star Sighting
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Kim Goes to a Wedding Kim’s daughter gets married.
19. Episode 4 Livin’ La Vida Housewife
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Bella Tolls for Thee Someone got a DUI.
20. Episode 3 Pay Attention to Me!
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Eileen Not much happening this season.
21. Episode 2 Who Stalked JR?
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Kim Richards Rides Again Kim Richards retold our favorite Real Housewives story.
22. Episode 1 Guess Who’s Coming to the White Party
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S5 Premiere The White Party and introductions to Lisa Rinna.

1. Episode 23 Reunion Part Three
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Recap: Season for Change This reunion special was the worst one yet.
2. Episode 22 Reunion Part Two
   RHOBH Recap: Poor Richards Sisters Almanac Kim may be on the road to recovery, but she’s still as mean as a rattlesnake.
3. Episode 21 Reunion Part One
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Recap: Andy’s Candies What the heck is Kyle wearing?
4. Episode 20 Who Do You Believe?
   RHOBH Finale Recap: Foster’s Family In the end, none of this really matters.
5. Episode 19 Good-bye, Dubai
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: United Arab Escalates It is a very sad day here at the Real Housewives Institute.
6. Episode 18 Dubai Daze
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Arabian Fights You brought this on yourself, Lisa! Just say you’re sorry.
7. Episode 17 Lymes in the Sand
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: In the Lyme’s Light The “Does Yolanda Have Lyme Disease?” wing of the Real Housewives Institute is officially closed.
8. Episode 16 Hearing Is Believing
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Journey’s End David Foster is just the worst.
9. Episode 15 Objection, Your Honor
   Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Blonde, Deaf, and Dumb It has finally happened. We have seen Donnie Edwards shirtless.
10. Episode 14 Not Easy to Love
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Reaching Stable I will not admit to crying. The Sisters Richards did not make me cry.
11. Episode 13 Spinning a Web
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Whine Bar Kyle Richards starts everything. It’s always Kyle.
12. Episode 12 Hearing Problems
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Lemon and Lyme Ugh, I am so tired of this Yolanda conversation.
13. Episode 11 Please Welcome Erika Jayne!
    RHOBH Recap: Whatever Happened to Erika Jayne? There are so many levels of miscommunication going on here!
14. Episode 10 Backwards in Heels
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Faye Done Away The whole Kathryn and Kyle and Faye thing is super odd.
15. Episode 9 Busted BBQ
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Tragedy With a Z! Say what you will, but Faye Resnick does not dress her poison up.
16. Episode 8 Going Deep
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Ghosts of Housewives Past Attention, Lisa Vanderpump: You do not own the color pink.
17. Episode 7 Pretty Mess
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Bethenny Ever After This is not a drill: Bethenny Frankel has met Erika Jayne.
18. Episode 6 Hamptons, 90210
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Whites Only Boy, do we love it when these girls travel.
19. Episode 5 Will Power
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Welcome to the Club, Erika Are Kyle and Erika on the road to a close allegiance?
20. Episode 4 The M Word
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Leave Yolanda Alone Our long national nightmare is over: Lisa Vanderpump found a miniature horse.
21. Episode 3 Horsing Around
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Attack of the Five-Foot Pony “I have some questions about how to use SnapsChatter. Are you a Millennial?”
22. Episode 2 Ciao, Tuscany!
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Zero Weddings, Zero Funerals This show just got dark. Not fun dark, but sad dark. Way-too-real dark.
23. Episode 1 Life’s a Pitch
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Premiere Recap: Pitchers and Catchers The Real Forehead Wrinkles of the Sherman Oaks Mall have returned!

1. Episode 21 Reunion, Part Three
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Finale Recap: Xanax, Dude I’m done with this season, and so is Erika Jayne.
2. Episode 20 Reunion Part Two
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Recap: No Bunny Knows For the first time in a long time, I can’t wait to see what comes next in a Real Housewives reunion.
3. Episode 19 Reunion Part One
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap, Reunion Part One: A Drop of Truth The behind-the-scenes changes they’ve made to this reunion offer hope for reunions future.
4. Episode 18 Diamonds Under Pressure
   Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Finale Recap: Diamonds Are for Never We finally got to see a brief glimpse of Lisa Vanderpump manipulating the action.
5. Episode 17 From Dogs to Diamonds
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Sunnies Side Up Let’s talk about Erika’s beautiful and wondrous sunglasses.
6. Episode 15 Hong Kong Fireworks
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Erika Jayne Unleashed She’s a pajama-clad warrior for truth, justice, and the American way.
7. Episode 14 Sweet Georgia Jayne
   Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: What Ever Happened to Erika Jayne? Erika is just so absolutely perfect.
8. Episode 13 Cake Therapy
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Queen and Sober Let’s discuss the Real Housewives’ hierarchy of needs.
9. Episode 12 Feeding a Need
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Volunteering Information I would like an entire show of Kyle and Erika being utterly ridiculous.
10. Episode 11 Backed Into a Corner
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Montezuma’s Revenge We really need to talk about Lisa Rinna.
11. Episode 10 Hostile Hacienda
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Walk of Shame I live for every single second of Erika Jayne.
12. Episode 9 Harry’s Meat and Gatsby’s Fete
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Snoring Twenties It is a very sad day here at the Real Housewives Institute.
13. Episode 8 Boys, Blades, and Bag of Pills
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Boy George and the Dragon This is like Pantygate all over again.
14. Episode 7 It’s Expensive to Be Me
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: A Greek Tragedy I loved absolutely everything about Erika’s trip to Greece.
15. Episode 6 Compromising Positions
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Game Nightmare This is classic Kim Richards, from beginning to end.
16. Episode 5 Amnesia Appetizers
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Let’s Talk About Dorit All ye mighty look upon Dorit and despair.
17. Episode 4 Pantygate
    RHOBH Recap: The Young and the Rest of Us Dorit shouldn’t blame Erika for her husband’s bad behavior.
18. Episode 3 Going Commando
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Sleepy Beauties Never trust an adult who uses his initials for his name.
19. Episode 2 The Buddha Bentley Birthday
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Snooze Control This season is dreadfully boring because everyone knows how to act, dress, and behave.
20. Episode 1 Stronger Than Ever
    RHOBH Season-Premiere Recap: Studio Fifty Bore Don’t have high hopes for this seventh season.

1. Episode 21 Reunion Part 3
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Finale Recap: Fawning All Over This season of RHOBH did not necessitate a three-part reunion special.
2. Episode 20 Reunion Part 2
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Recap: Gag Me With a Chainsaw This reunion is revealing the very secret that Bravo doesn’t want us to know.
3. Episode 19 Reunion Part 1
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Recap: Gotta Be Startin’ Something I have decided that I officially like Teddi.
4. Episode 18 The Runaway Runway
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season-Finale Recap: Wedgie Issue I need the whole next season devoted entirely to Kyle’s custom Birkin bag.
5. Episode 17 Better Latex Than Never
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Boatload of Problems The Berlin trip is over, so let’s talk about these amazing outfits.
6. Episode 16 Holy Schnitzel
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Grin and Beer It I’m falling for Teddi, aren’t I?
7. Episode 15 Dames, Dogs, and Danke
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Nanny Nanny Boo-hoo We need to do something about the way Lisa names her dogs.
8. Episode 14 Heaven Knows
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Psychic Sidekick Let us pause to mourn the loss of Lisa Vanderpump’s dog.
9. Episode 13 Crying Shame
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Eileen Davidson Accord This is such a dumb fight.
10. Episode 12 Gag Gift
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Beverly Beaches Let’s talk about Lisa and Camille’s lingerie shopping trip.
11. Episode 11 Thank You, Thuck You
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: New York State of Whine I would love to see Bethenny and Lisa go toe to toe.
12. Episode 10 The Big Apple Bites
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Ciao, Bella This is why the ladies of Beverly Hills don’t get wasted.
13. Episode 9 That Was Weird
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Gangster Alene Dorit has raised behaving badly to an art form.
14. Episode 8 Petty Mess
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Vanderpump and Dump Is anybody else confused by Lisa’s fight with Dorit and Kyle?
15. Episode 7 Birthday Fever
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: We’re on a Boat Dorit’s attitude is the opposite of good manners.
16. Episode 6 Wham, Glam, Thank You Ma’am
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Late Expectations Dorit refuses to take responsibility for anything.
17. Episode 5 Unfashionably Late
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: A Very Important Date What’s with Dorit and her need to always be completely blameless?
18. Episode 4 Lights Out!
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Tune In, Tokyo Who hasn’t gone to a dinner party in a house with no power where a drunk woman started yelling obscenities?
19. Episode 3 Bad Guys
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Long Live the Queen Who is this guy Erika Jayne got to write her book?
20. Episode 2 Diva Las Vegas
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Ice Woman Cometh What is Adrienne Maloof doing here?
21. Episode 1 Stronger Than Ever
    RHOBH Season-Premiere Recap: Cougars, Melons, and Camp I have never missed a Housewife more than I miss Eileen Davidson.

1. Episode 21 Hurricane Camille
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season-Finale Recap: The Tears of a Crown The Rich Women finally reckon with the season’s two biggest villains, Camille Grammer and Lisa Vanderpump.
2. Episode 20 Un Petit Hangover
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Fall of St. Camille Camille has fully reverted to her season-one self, and it may not be pretty, but it sure is fun to watch.
3. Episode 19 Thirst Impressions
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Whine Time This week, the rich women only do one thing: get drunk. And boy, do they ever.
4. Episode 18 Pardon Our French
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The French Evolution The Rich Women head to France, without their beauty squads but with a bone to pick about Lisa and Erika Jayne.
5. Episode 17 A Double Shot of Brandi
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: A Sip of Brandi The time has come to reevaluate Brandi Glanville in light of everything that we’ve learned about Lisa Vanderpump.
6. Episode 16 Meet Rinna Jayne
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Jayne-O-Lantern Kyle’s party, excessive though it may be, really delivers in both the costume and drama departments.
7. Episode 15 One Wedding and a Polygraph
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Lie Deflector Lisa’s stunt with the polygraph is obnoxious, yes, but it’s also Housewivery at its finest.
8. Episode 14 The Show Must Go On
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Pants on Fire Lisa Vanderpump is showing up with receipts that no one asked her to produce and that will change nothing about the other women’s feelings toward her.
9. Episode 13 Grilling Me Softly
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Happy Endings I have found a new role model, and her name is Denise Richards.
10. Episode 12 The Ultimate Ultimatum
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Shushie Sushi Dorit and PK sit down with Lisa and Ken to determine once and for all who is the worst at apologizing.
11. Episode 11 Do You Really Want to Hurt Him
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Hear It for the Boy The world—or at least the Housewives’ corner of it—could use a little bit more Denise Richards right now.
12. Episode 10 A Supreme Snub
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Political Is Personal Real-world politics intrude on Lisa’s party for her mother, while Housewives politics intrude on Camille’s wedding shower.
13. Episode 9 A Wolf in Camille’s Clothing
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Grammer Check St. Camille of Grammer reverts back to her first season self to deliver some low blows to an on-the-outs Lisa Vanderpump.
14. Episode 8 Showdown at Villa Rosa
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Hats Off The Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy Affair continues to spiral outward, with its repercussions threatening Lisa and Kyle’s 12-year friendship.
15. Episode 7 Eat, Drink, and Be Married
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: To Infinity and Beyond While planning her wedding, Denise doesn’t sweat the small stuff. She doesn’t even sweat the big stuff.
16. Episode 6 Fifty Shades of Shade
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Catty and Dogs For the first time ever, no one wants to be on Lisa’s side, and it seems like her entire legacy on the show is being called into question.
17. Episode 5 The Proof Hurts
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Dog Gone We’re going to be talking about the damn dog for the rest of this season, aren’t we?
18. Episode 4 Bahama Drama
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Read Receipts The ongoing face-off between Teddi and Lisa is building to a full-on Housewives rebellion, and it is glorious to watch.
19. Episode 3 Sun and Shade in the Bahamas
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Bahama Mamas On the rich women’s first night of doing things in the Bahamas, Erika brings the glam, while Lisa brings the drama.
20. Episode 2 Eat Your Heart Out
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: It’s a Gas, Gas, Gas A wasted Lisa Vanderpump is the most exciting thing to happen to an otherwise lackluster episode of Rich Women Doing Things.
21. Episode 1 Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season Premiere Recap: Vanderpump and Dump As the women of Beverly Hills return, there are some clear fractures forming within the group.

1. Episode 16 Denise and Desist
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season-Finale Recap: Swinging Richards All of these women may have an agenda, but the show as a whole has an agenda that supersedes all of them.
2. Episode 15 Sex, Lies, and Text Messages
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Capri Sun The ladies will continue to hold Denise’s feet to the fire, even if they are the ones who end up getting burned.
3. Episode 14 That’s Not Amore
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: There’s No Place Like Rome Denise Richards is an existential threat to this entire franchise and, because of that, it must destroy her.
4. Episode 13 There’s No Place Like Rome
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Giving the Boot Whatever the etiquette version of passive aggression is, Sutton has perfected it.
5. Episode 12 Roman Rumors
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Chow, Bellow We’re not getting the whole story here, and what we are getting is backfiring.
6. Episode 11 Kiss and Tell All
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Bi Bi Birdie Brandi’s whole story about Denise reeks of plausibility, and so far is a boon to this season.
7. Episode 10 Black Ties and White Lies
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Past Perfect Was it Kyle’s idea to say, “I’m calling every former cast member whose last name doesn’t rhyme with Sander Hump and invite them to my party”?
8. Episode 9 Until We Leave Again
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Right Stuff This fight is no longer about saying “threesomes” in front of kids; it’s about how Denise and Aaron are handling it.
9. Episode 8 Mind Your P’s and BBQ’s
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Children Will Listen Denise’s husband Aaron needs to take a seat and let these women do their jobs.
10. Episode 7 Santa Denise
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Three Is the Loneliest Number What this whole skirmish really emphasizes is that Kyle Richards is not cut out to be alpha.
11. Episode 6 Read Between the Signs
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Unlucky Stars Kyle Richards always looks best when there is someone else around who is worse than her.
12. Episode 5 Let the Mouse Go
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Mouse Will Play Has anyone in the history of this entire franchise gotten a harsher second season edit than Denise Richards?
13. Episode 4 All’s Fair in Glam and War
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Retreat! Retreat! This fight is not about Dorit showing up late to some stupid event no one wanted to go to. This is now about the price Kyle has paid.
14. Episode 3 First Impressions, True Confessions
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Regrets Only Garcelle is everything Sutton wants to be and can’t figure out.
15. Episode 2 To Live and Text in Beverly Hills
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Something in Store There are two kinds of Housewives who always fail: those who are trying to be something they’re not, and those who want it way too bad.
16. Episode 1 The Crown Isn’t So Heavy
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season-Premiere Recap: Runway Success This season better be as good as the final moments of this premiere suggest.

1. Episode 20 New Year, Old Grudges
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season-Finale Recap: Dragon Ladies A long season full of Erika’s legal woes and changing stories mercifully comes to an end, but not before we see who her true friends are.
2. Episode 19 Overpoured and Overboard
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Sutton’s Gotta Give Everyone can have a little criticism of Erika, as a treat.
3. Episode 18 Del Mar by the Shade
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Seals of Approval This episode is like a Kathy Hilton greatest-hits compilation. Bringing attention to the tension between Erika and Sutton? Excellent work, Kathy.
4. Episode 17 A Tale of Two Accidents
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Accidents Happen? Another week, another Dorit lashing. This time with dresses, I guess.
5. Episode 16 Threats and Promises
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Who Let the Conchs Out? Erika threatened Sutton to the point that it seems their relationship is beyond repair.
6. Episode 15 The Dinner Party From Hell: Part Two
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Jayne’s Got a Gun Jayne may have bigger problems than what Sutton thinks of her, but it’s their job to pretend each other’s opinions matter.
7. Episode 14 Lips Unsealed
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Well, Bully For You Like getting on a boat, visiting a psychic, or renewing one’s vows, using the word “bully” is something a Housewife should never do.
8. Episode 13 Season’s Grillings
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Christmas Turkeys Somehow Teddi — yes, Teddi! — has the most poignant take on Erika and Tom’s Los Angeles Times story.
9. Episode 12 Circle of Distrust
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Get Along Gang The first media bomb has dropped on Erika and the group scatters to take sides.
10. Episode 11 Ice Queen of the Desert
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Just Deserts Legal woes are taking a toll on Erika, and it is showing.
11. Episode 10 Affairs and Accidents
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Palm Springs Eternal The questions about Erika and Tom are piling up, but satisfying answers are harder to come by.
12. Episode 9 A Pretty Meltdown
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: It’s Finally About Tom We got more personal disclosures from Erika in this episode than we have in all of her past seasons.
13. Episode 8 The Good, the Bad, and The Ugly Leather Pants
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Hey Jealousy Kathy and Kyle apparently took the same MasterClass in Seamless Reality TV Production.
14. Episode 7 Defining Women
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Take a Bow We’re back to the newbies fighting about something stupid while the rest of the women sit around collecting their paychecks.
15. Episode 6 The Liberation of Erika Jayne
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Dumpling Ground It seems like Erika knows that another shoe is about to drop.
16. Episode 5 Divided States of Erika
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Crystal Clear Crystal is just what this franchise needed to shake it up.
17. Episode 4 Overexposed
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Lake Whoa, Be Gone Sutton is not in control of herself, and Crystal clearly just wants her to get it together.
18. Episode 3 Sutton’s Gotta Give
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Sutton Misplaced Sutton is not ready to be part of an ensemble where other people might be talking about her.
19. Episode 2 Two Truths and a Lie
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Tahoes in This House Why have they been hiding Kathy Hilton from us all of these years?
20. Episode 1 Dressed to the 90210a
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season-Premiere Recap: It’s Not (Yet) About Tom The season kicks off with a hint of the Erika drama to come, amid a bunch of Rich Women Doing Things, as usual.

1. Episode 21 Not My Sister’s Keeper
   Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season-Finale: The Ghost of Kathy’s Future It’s so hard to leave a season like this — in the middle of everything.
2. Episode 20 Silence Is Golden
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Hiltons Are Alive Kathy and Kyle continue to deal with the Aspen fallout and things are not going great!
3. Episode 19 We Need to Talk About Kathy
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Trial of Kathy Hilton Who knew that this Kathy Hilton Aspen meltdown that has been hyped for months would be kicked off because no one wanted to conga?
4. Episode 18 Rocky Mountain Bye
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Crimes and Misty Mean Girls If only Erika would show the tiniest bit of sympathy, we could all move on to ignoring Kathy’s tequila.
5. Episode 17 The Girl with the Diamond Earrings
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Talking Out of Your Aspen No matter how you feel about Erika or her legal troubles, her meltdown is one for the books.
6. Episode 16 Altitude Adjustment
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Snow Jobs Everyone can be simultaneously wrong, and that is the case here.
7. Episode 15 Disco Inferno
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Disco Brawl Imagine a big conflict wheel spinning faster and faster, imaginary conflicts flying everywhere.
8. Episode 14 Shameless Not Ruthless
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: All Bark, No Bite It takes Melissa Etheridge singing in Dorit’s modern farmhouse to end Lisa and Sutton’s tired feud.
9. Episode 13 Rosé Colored Glasses
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Wine and Moan The rich women dig up old beefs.
10. Episode 12 Beverly Hills Blackout
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Drunk and Disorderly Erika’s drinking is starting to divide the group on what is out of control and what is “cutting loose.”
11. Episode 11 The Weight of Words
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Beverly Hilton It is not a good night for Erika.
12. Episode 10 So You Say
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Jumping Ship Go, Diana, give us nothing.
13. Episode 9 Calamity Jayne
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Miscarriage of Justice As RHOBH fans, we should put aside our petty differences and unite in how much we hate Diana.
14. Episode 8 It Takes a Villain
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Cake It or Leave It We get Diana’s Joker origin story, I guess.
15. Episode 7 Ship-Faced
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Man Overpoured Other than Erika being really drunk, there isn’t much to hang this episode on.
16. Episode 6 High Cries and Misty Demeanors
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Crystal Cleared Diana doesn’t want to get down in the muck, but that’s the whole show, babe.
17. Episode 5 In Hot Water
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Left Unsaid Wait, so now both Sutton and Lisa are doing exactly what they accused Crystal of doing?
18. Episode 4 The Crystal Conundrum
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Dark Crystal: The Sequel Kyle better watch out because Garcelle is coming for her EP credit this season.
19. Episode 3 There’s Sutton About Crystal
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Dark Crystal Crystal is at her breaking point.
20. Episode 2 Receipt Offender
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Tabled Discussion Supposed empath Sutton is at the center of two boring, petty fights that don’t amount to much.
21. Episode 1 The Break-In
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season-Premiere Recap: Stealing the Show Hearing Dorit describe one of the intruders repeatedly saying, “Just kill her already,” is harrowing.

1. Episode 17 Soirees and Separations
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Everyone Fumbles Everyone has their story lines more or less wrapped up, except for Kyle, whose story is really just beginning.
2. Episode 16 Diamonds in the Rough
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Wrap It Up It looks like Kyle successfully avoided talking about her breakup in front of the cameras.
3. Episode 15 Ashing It Out
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Bye, Ashy It looks like Kyle can’t dodge the questions about her marriage for much longer.
4. Episode 14 Aches and Spains
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Paella It Forward After Crystal’s non-scare, the women have a nice, if a little boring, Spanish dinner.
5. Episode 13 Tapas and Tattletales
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Spain in the Butt The Annemarie-Crystal feud continues to develop.
6. Episode 12 Bitter Pill to Swallow
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Crystal Clears It only took three years, but Crystal finally made it as a Housewife.
7. Episode 11 A Celebration of Life
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: By the Throat There isn’t much going on this episode, so let’s talk about Annemarie, I guess.
8. Episode 10 Re-Lentless Erika
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Race Relations A very special episode of RHOBH.
9. Episode 9 A Feisty Fiesta
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: See You Next Taco Tuesday Erika is unsuccessful in avoiding her feud with Denise and ends up fighting too dirty.
10. Episode 8 Esopha-gate
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: What’s in Store Sutton and Kyle are unwilling to say what they mean, making for a frustrating fight that will never resolve.
11. Episode 7 Dazed and Accused
    RHOBH Recap: We Don’t Know What You Did Last Summer Not exactly the triumphant return of Denise Richards that we were all expecting.
12. Episode 6 Ring Around the Rumor
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Going to Pot We have ourselves a good old-fashioned proxy war between Sutton and Kyle on our hands. No one wants to say what they really mean. It’s classic RHOBH.
13. Episode 5 Sutton-ly Suspicious
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: All in the Family It might be time for Kyle to let the rest of the women in on what’s going on with her.
14. Episode 4 Hellevator
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Leaving Las Vegas It’s been a rough couple of episodes for Sutton.
15. Episode 3 It’s Not About the Pants
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Muggle Mike Leave it to Sutton to find a way to suck all the fun out of Magic Mike Live.
16. Episode 2 An Unwise Surprise
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Big Mistake, Huge The wives still get their houses in order as they prepare for the impending turbulence.
17. Episode 1 The Eaglewoman Has Landed
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season-Premiere Recap: Fly Like an Eaglewoman “Okay, guys, the season is coming up and we all need to get on the same page. Meet me in Malibu. There will be a shaman. Love Dorit.”

1. Episode 2 A Sobering Separation
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Best Friends for Never Let’s break down the Dorit versus Kyle argument, point by point.
2. Episode 1 Grace Time Is Over
   The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season-Premiere Recap: Separation Anxiety The wives are back to relitigate past fights and soft launch divorces.