Call of Duty where the campaign is 6,500 hours long and 6,498 of those hours nothing happens but at two random intervals during your nine month deployment your base gets shelled by mortars for an hour and several of your friends are killed and maimed terribly, there's dream sequences where you try not to picture their twisted facial expressions and the endgame sequence is getting back to the states and trying to avoid developing a drug addiction.

oh my god

saw a ttrpg product advertise that their writing team is “70% diverse”

what does that

what does that mean

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Me entering the astral plane

this is my hole I made it with my me

this is my favorite reddit thread of the day and i want to share it with you all

this was the last thing he wrote and he hasn’t posted in 7 years.

indie horror games are like you're in a house.

But watch out!

i want a hug from the big man!!!!!!!!!

the point of patrick bateman is not to idolize him, but to use pictures of him pointing to the top right when trying to get repeating digits on imageboards

oh….. so that’s what it was….ah

such a slay

Literally Batman

the only problem with scythes as a weapon is that you can't design one without some joyless realist deciding it's their duty to remind you how impractical they would actually be in combat. it's always "but a scythe would be useless in a real battle!!1!" and never How was the scythe the scythe looked fun it was fun.

the Point of a scythe is to look wicked cool and make you look wicked cool when you swing it around okay your facts and logic have no power here. suspend your disbelief boy.

anyway i love you scythes i love you swords taller than my entire body i love you giant guns mounted on tiny shoulders i love you whips whose length changes depending on how far away your target is i love you throwing knives i love you dual wielding i love you physically impossible combat scenarios and weapons whose only purpose is to look awesome to my eyes

funniest screenshot from the entirety of the Alex Jones trials so far imo

What really elevates this is that's Jones's lawyer.

I prefer this picture of the rule:

It looks like it’s straight out of a sitcom