Call of Duty where the campaign is 6,500 hours long and 6,498 of those hours nothing happens but at two random intervals during your nine month deployment your base gets shelled by mortars for an hour and several of your friends are killed and maimed terribly, there's dream sequences where you try not to picture their twisted facial expressions and the endgame sequence is getting back to the states and trying to avoid developing a drug addiction.

oh my god

saw a ttrpg product advertise that their writing team is “70% diverse”

what does that

what does that mean

tumblr user with url "wholesomesteven": kind of untrustworthy, bad vibes, possible serial killer

tumblr user with url that's just one common noun: will beat me to death with tire iron for discovering their human trafficking ring

tumblr user with url "taigacock": sounds like a valuable confidant, surely correct media opinions, probably not a serial killer

Thank you

You Can Trust Me I Promise

I don't think I can

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Me entering the astral plane

this is my hole I made it with my me

Due to forgetting to end a quote with quotation marks once when I was 12 everything I've ever written is a part of one single, incredibly long statement.

we should have optional anon on this website where the ask-receiver can leave the person anonymous if its something nice or just a general question (for shy people) but if they send something insane or a kys we can scooby doo mask reveal them for our own delite im not saying this as a feature that would make tumblr better i think this would make things 10000x more insane but thats why im suggesting it

this is my favorite reddit thread of the day and i want to share it with you all

this was the last thing he wrote and he hasn’t posted in 7 years.

indie horror games are like you're in a house.

But watch out!

i fucking hate that post about the jimmy fallon ben n jerrys flavor because i tried it because of that and its honestly the best ben n jerrys no contest, so now its the flavor i buy every time i get ice cream. and every time the weather gets hot i have to eat ice cream out of a tub with jimmy fallons face on it. this fucking blows

fuck you jimmy

i want a hug from the big man!!!!!!!!!

the point of patrick bateman is not to idolize him, but to use pictures of him pointing to the top right when trying to get repeating digits on imageboards

oh….. so that’s what it was….ah