The only acceptable ads should be shit like "groceries on sale" and "free event at the local library"

I'm thinking about this post and i have decided that it is one of those things that is a poem in some undefinable way

travelled to a different dimension to see if we're really friends in every universe but i ended up in a timeline where george harrison is serving life without parole for killing john and paul in 1969 so i got distracted by that and i forgot to check. sorry

how was ringo doing in that universe? just curious

award-winning actor

and you better believe I'm stirring occasionally

every band name can be ranked on the 'is this a thing i would want in my house' scale between the police and the violent femmes

some bands require nuance however. while it would be wonderful to have a lizard wizard in my house my doors are never open to royalty so i do not want to see king gizzard. similarly i would love to have a few gecs in my home maybe a dozen. but 100 is just too many

they might be giants? well. i have to say 'no' just in case they are. bc there wouldn't be enough room. maybe this wouldn't have been a problem if they were more clear about their giant status :|

too many movies have been ruined by not casting ugly people

Trying several forms of idiocy on for size before settling on one that suits my lifestyle.

dragon age origins they will never convince me you've aged poorly

when you're a shapeshifter i bet letting yourself slowly fall off a rooftop only to turn into a bird and fly away feels soooo good

Finding out that Lancelot was apparently the invention of a french writer is absolutely hysterical to me. 12th century french poet sitting around reading arthurian romances and thinking "yeah these stories are pretty good but I think what they really need is a french guy who shows up and fucks arthurs wife"

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

date her mom ?

date her mom

date her mom

Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath

gimmicky gift shop things are so great sometimes i love the theological implications of there being different types of soap to wash away sins depending on your sect

Whenever an artist who makes dark content gets outed as a sexual predator people will be like 'aha it was obvious something was up because their work was so dark and nasty' and whenever an artist who makes wholesome content gets outed as a sexual predator people will be like 'aha it was obvious something was up because their work was so aggressively wholesome' and it's like you know I think maybe you can't tell whether or not someone is a predator based on their artistic output.

ms paint study from 2021

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