Doodle while otw back home from my trip

SHRIEKING

anywayyyy

YEAH IM NOT GONNA BE NORMAL ABOUT THIS, I FEAR

WIP game!!

Rules: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Tag as many people as you have WIPs. People send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, then post a little snippet or tell them something about it!

Tagged by @tina-mairin-goldstein

Uh I don't actually have any active/current WIPS now that febuwhump is over, but I have a few ideas so I'll just listen those

1. Ex-Mafia!Wong AU continuation

2. Colors of Veraldwiz (original novel)

3. De-aged Avengers HS AU because I can and I'm having conflicting emotions over graduating in three months

4. A collab fic with Dream that we haven't touched in months bc ✨ life ✨

Tagging @azrail-has-a-vendetta @hithertoundreamtof23 @invye

okay okay

um

I have no idea which of my mutuals write besides you….. uh @the-mountain-flower you are like the only one I know writes for sure other than that opens tags I need to know which of my moots writes (I know @lena-thinks-too-much does but I am afraid to tag them— wait— damn I’ll just leave this ig) no pressure tho

omg i write !! kinda !!

i only have one WIP (and one fic in general LOL)

TAGS: @ghostpebble + open tags

i would. love to participate but i fear literally everything in my google drive is a WIP of some kind. there would be hundreds of pings 😭

ill just. tag a few of you anyway

@pinecones-and-porcupines @supernovajazzy @gelatinous-globster + my other moots and friends and public :D

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

Bow down to your king

I can’t stop outdoing myself

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

was tim okay though

I don't think so

I find it kind of funny that human babies are so fragile and helpless and useless that natural selection went like HARD-hard on humans finding babies cute. This thing is a wailing messy resource sinkhole so please find other reason to enjoy it. And the humans that did find baby cute and invest time in them, the crazy bastards?? Lived!!

And now there’s so much spill-over from “baby cute” gene that humans see literally any “baby” creature that even slightly resembles us, like

and we’re like 😍🥰🤩🥺🥺🥺 I wanna love you so bad. I wanna make so many images of you, you are so small, just baby. I’m inventing new emotions as we speak bc I love you so much.

Like, I’m almost convinced humans didn’t even domesticate dogs bc we thought they’d be useful, we saw some puppies and it activated our Big Boi Primate Baby buttons, it wasn’t even logic time baby, it was 🥺 time.

The funniest thing about that is the fact that neuroimaging of elephant brains have proved that they think that we – humans – are cute in exactly the same way. They most likely want to squish and cuddle us the way we want to do with puppies based on the firing of their neurons.

This is so important to me.

Actually hatebros, “survival of the fittest” means you have to make as many friends as possible in one lifetime. Naruto understands Darwinism better than you.

(These images are sourced from ethical places to interact with elephants)

reblogging for “Naruto understands Darwinism better than you”

i hope whoever actually shot that CEO is having a good day.

I hope the real shooter is chilling and doing fine.

I hope Luigi's lawyer tear the prosecution several new assholes and get him cleared.

I hope that every single person involved in framing him has their career completely ruined for the rest of their lives.

Do theologians in Omegaverse worlds argue about what Jesus meant when he said "I'm the Alpha and the Omega"?

That makes a lot of sense, actually.

Does anyone know the history as to how that ended up in the bible? Idk, it seems weird that a judean guy who, by historical consensus, spoke aramaic, and possibly hebrew as well, would be using greek letters in a speech. Is this passage thought to be thrown in by the council of nicea on their own? Is this a bad translation and he said the first and last letters of aramaic which was made into greek letters for western audiences? Why is this in there at all? Has the history of this passage been traced as to how it ended up in the canonized version of the bible? I find this very strange that he’d be using greek letters and I gotta know how this came up

The historical Jesus is believed to have spoken Aramaic but the New Testament was written in Greek, likely by people educated in Greek literature and rhetoric.

They also wrote for a largely Greek-speaking audience since most Christian churches at the time were outside of Judea.

Also, that speech is from Revelations- so the Jesus saying that is in a vision seen by a guy imprisoned on a Greek island. (John of Patmos, historically identified with John the beloved disciple, and IIRC imprisoned by Domitian towards the end of the 1st century). So it’s… not really attributable to a historical Jesus.

Historical Jesus spoke Aramaic but Dehydration Hallucination Jesus can speak whatever he wants

Curse you....!!!

No shmilk ver

GORGEOUS??

“Absolutely devastating,” person with already-weird eating schedule weighs in on daylight savings.

I see this post all the time and I'm so confused. Most people throughout history were busier than your average resident of a developed country is now. My primary reaction to reading about the past since I was a child has been "I'm glad I don't live then, I'm too weak for that, I could not do that much work all the time."

In the past things took longer to do but they often required a waiting period. You had to chop wood, put it in your stove, and light it, but it took a few hours for it to get hot enough for baking and then another hour for the bread to fully cook. History books will say things like "It took 4 hours to make a loaf of bread" but they don't mention that you only had to do actual work for a fraction of that time and the rest could be devoted to other tasks or relaxing for a while

Employee workload has doubled or tripled because of modern technology. It makes things faster but also creates less downtime which employers have filled with more responsibilities. You can do more work in a 10 minute period if all the files are on the computer but in the olden days you got to take a short walk to the filing cabinet and let your mind wander while you thumbed through folders, which means a modern 10 minutes of work is more mentally exhausting. The amount of work one employee has to do today used to be split between 2 or 3 people. We lost those moments of downtime we used to get by having to do things the slow way

Just got back from the doctors and turns out I'm pregnant, what the fuck

congratulations! out of billions of contestants you've won a new jesus

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

holy shit based

devin is the leader and we are followers