fandom would not be able to handle these two if buffy dropped today

You may all thank @random-max-of-kindness for making me draw this

bad and naughty symbiotes get put in the salad spinner

Scream (1996)

i've died on smaller hills, so i can't judge. but i do think it's funny whenever posts about the proper definition of a poor little meow meow circulate, considering none of them mention that the origin was a kpop fan's absolutely bonkers tweet about not being able to protect a full grown man who was getting backlash for including audio from the jonestown cult leader jim jones in one of his songs

I was clearly not at the devils sacrament what the fuck

they should invent an existence where the sweetest, most thoughtful people you've ever met don't suffer an endless series of indignities and injuries at the hands of gormless, self-obsessed monsters

↪The Fairy Godparents Job

never understood those futuristic/sci-fi settings where they have robot pets..... no way in hell cats are going out of business

That's why star trek portays the real future of humanoid robot having a real cat and making hundreds of wet food recipes and making sure other people tell his cat he's beautiful.

If someone invented hyper realistic robot cats we'd buy them for our real cats to play with

catmouflage

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

The problem with going outside and touching grass is that some of the opinions people outside have about homeless people make this site seem reasonable by comparison

feeling depressed? rewatch that show from the 2000s that you know and love that has several seasons and sooo many episodes.

did u see them btw...

they cast a spell to ward off evil

I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck

Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

Seen it, you say?

I might've organised this Devil's Sacrament, but you rocked up to it in full ceremonial garb