"I can fix him" "I can make him worse" fuck if I know what I'm doing to him but he's barking now

... @flagellant

Well you should’ve named yourself something else then

Different people have different metrics for what makes a TV show/movie enjoyable to them. I, for instance, value good characters over a good plot. If you give me great characters then i will endure a LOT of shitty plot for them. But a friend of mine can watch shows with the worst, most boring/unpleasant/non-dimentional characters in history --- so long as the plot is good. Neither of us understand the other, lmao.

Bonus points if you tell me examples in the tags.

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

(Via @morganpdf )

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

10 pounds says terfs start arguing men have an unfair advantage in knitting next

I know im being "that guy" but he's crocheting. He is not knitting. He is holding a hook and crocheting. Look at the fabric. He is not knitting. Wtf has he got in his mouth tho...

I think it's a tapestry needle? Mother fucker might be that one person that sews in ends in as he goes.

That would make sense. Good for him!

The fact that a terf said “taking women jobs in the home” proves my point terfs are just the political branch of the trad wife movement

People who actually love crafts: how could the headline confuse knitting with crocheting? Uh, oh, whats he doing with that other needle? What's he crocheting? Do you think he sews in ends as he goes??? Wish I could crochet during an Olympic event

Terfs: men are occupying our SACRED knitting spaces inside our HOMES

please reblog for a bigger sample size

RESULTS:

going to the function w/ 3 sativa infused edibles in me

telling a joke on tumblr is fun but watch out! if it gets over 1000 notes your joke is automatically exposed to people who have never once heard a joke in their life.

"why would you say that" because it was funny. "but that isn't true" it's the funniest way to express that sentiment. "why would you do that" because it's a joke.

you guys would never believe what's happening to this post

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

Give it a day

are twinks who go to bear-related events the "straight boyfriend at pride" of the bear world? i don't go to enough irl bear events to know for sure but i am curious if that discourse exists at all in real life, cause it's really funny to me.

"sorry Richard but your boyfriend Miles has to stay in the car. i don't care if there's a heatwave, his bmi is under 23 he should of known better than to come here, he'll just have to deal with it"

you hate to see someone else living you're dream. hell good for him

maybe they shouldn’t have put so many of the major arteries in such erotic places. Have you ever thought about that

what the fuck is this

there are people trying to talk to you on discord

There is something so beautiful about reaching out to the monstrous with intent to touch it gently. To risk the sharp teeth and the lethal claws, to defy fear and revulsion, and choose to be delicate with something that can be, and often is, incredibly brutal.

I would be SO GENTLE with those tigers before they mauled me completely to death.