I will not, under any circumstances, give money to your gofundme, Kofi [if that’s still a thing], paypal [definitely not, fuck off], or other charity case cash transfer site. If you send me a request for such aid, you will be summarily blocked, no questions asked, no matter what sob story you tell me.
See under the cut for the whataboutisms that come to mind (it’s nice but also a note on the state of Internet Discourse that whataboutism is accepted as a word by spellcheck).
Murder/schmurder, sometimes people who might talk about things just die in accidents or of rare diseases. It could happen to anyone, it just happened to happen to them at what might otherwise have been a pivotal moment.
@inneskeeper this seems relevant to your interests
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! SHE DOIBLES DOWN!
It is actually rare that I get shown stuff that could ACTUALLY be the spawning point of a new and proper named heresy within Holy Roman Catholicism.
“Jesus actually survived the crucifixion” is legitimately one of the most terrifyingly viable heretical traditions you could start. It fulfills the exact ramifications for a popular and overwhelming heresy: It supports and glorifies Christ’s strength (so powerful he could not die in a meaningful way), encouraging different theological philosophies and understandings of the source material, and is COMPLETELY RUINOUS about the WHOLE POINT of Jesus as the Lamb of God. He is destined to die to take on the sins of all humanity forever so we can br forgiven. The death and the resurrection of Christ after his journey into Hell for three days is cosmologically as important as the Trinity. It is one of the pivotal foundations of the entirety of the religion.
If Jesus didn’t die, he didn’t die for us. That changes a LOT of things. But it is at its root a heresy which is not anti-Christian and is instead just a completely irreconcilable veneration.
I love this woman. I need to encourage her to be like this.
tOxIcItY iS a ChArAcTeR tYpE this is fucking amazing
Okay it’s been several hours and I’m still not even slightly over this.
Like, Jesus said “I am the resurrection and the life, except the resurrection bit is metaphorical, because I’m too swole to actually die.”
“For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, but not really, for he made his only begotten son super fucking butch. Like, obviously way too butch to actually succumb to a little crucifying.”
“Pilate was surprised to hear that he was already dead. Summoning the centurion, he asked him if Jesus had already died. The centurion said to him, ‘Jesus is too shredded to kill, he’s like the Terminator, nothing can take him out.’ Pilate sent Joseph away with nothing, for Jesus was indestructible.”
“The angel said to the women, “Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified but absolutely did not die. He is not here; he has risen, just as he said. Come and see the place where he was just taking a little nap. Then go quickly and tell his disciples: ‘He never died, you all really jumped the gun this time.’”
“The Son of Man is going to be betrayed into the hands of men, but it would take an atomic bomb to kill him, he’ll be fine.”
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, for he shall be positively jacked, and for his swollage will enable him to bung the biggest rock he could lay his turkey-sized hands upon those that displease him. Amen.
anyone want to start a new branch of christianity with me? i’m calling it Unkillable Jesus
turns out they very much did not kill jesus
How dare you leave “ma’am? MORMONS don’t even do that” in the tags
This is the foundation of some truly wild Alternate History hijinks, I can just feel it.
the fruit passage of our beloved and beloathed pryvoz market in odesa. bombed today by russia
Why is near everything you reblog now marked as mature?
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Because Tumblr thinks I am a very naughty boy and not the Messiah.
The real reason is that I’ve been shadowbanned for being…I don’t know, too cool, I guess? I’ve protested this shadowban and just hear the laughter of the Tumblr Botgods in response. So it goes. I’ll be here until my account is one day struck from the heavens by the almighty hammer of terms of use violations, from which there is no recovery, alas.
I also blame purity culture especially as it is applied to those of us who believe in things like human rights even for trans folks and brown folks and especially trans brown anarchist folks. There are still thousands upon thousands of porn blogs out here despite the porn ban of 2017 or whenever it was. I didn’t post porn then and don’t now…but still, here I am, being told I’m mature while folks are just posting full frontal stuff (which is fine if you’re not a bot, like go for it, great, awesome that you have that confidence) get the free pass that everyone not out there posting Really Hardcore stuff or like gifs from Salo should have too.
Anyhoo…
Thanks for asking! I appreciate nice, anonymous asks showing up in my inbox.
Clamo, tu clamas, omnes clamamus, pro glacie cremoris! (I used Google translate rather than my half remembered Latin skills and I’m not translating this into the more historically accurate Middle High German or Old Polish etc).
Archaeologists have discovered the remains of a medieval knight, buried under a shuttered ice cream parlor in the Polish city of Gdańsk. https://cnn.it/3IJo4Gm
still not over the stephen colbert thing, the way they’re punishing him so much by not only essentially firing him but cancelling the show he loves in its entirety, which means also punishing all 200 people who work for and with him on the show.
it is setting an example. it’s saying, “this is what happens when you speak truth to power. we will not only punish you. we’ll punish the people around you that you’ve led and loved. is it worth it now, stephen? would it be worth it, other late night talk show hosts? if you don’t keep quiet, we will quiet you”. the other late night talk show hosts are not all under paramount (iirc, it’s just the daily show), but this sets a precedent that tells them they are all vulnerable.
“it’s not a big deal” idk man it really seems like it is
Some prime examples of Men Writing Women from Reddit.
These last bits are from Goodbye, Janette by Harold Robbins (1981).
Pro-tip: If you ever find yourself writing a concentration camp romance, don’t.
Here’s something on Harold Robbins. 'His life is basically a Ryan Murphy miniseries waiting to happen, and a key part of it is how he got his books out there…then, once famous, gradually became more and more incoherent, to the point that even he couldn’t keep track of his plots and relied on ghost writers by the end.’ Per comment on Reddit. I left out the last two pages that were posted regarding Goodbye, Janette because I didn’t want to subject anyone to that.
does anybody have the video of a guy firing an rpk until the front grip catches on fire
like not smoking in flames. maybe not an rpk but it was ak-pattern
it was an rpk!
are you sure you want to be loading another magazine man i think it’s pretty hot
Watching the gun meltdown videos is really interesting because some of them have the gas block melt, some have the handguard melting. My favorite is when the muzzle brake or whatever just bursts and the muzzle flash becomes like twice as bright.
wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.
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