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Monday, August 25, 2014

Elvis Costello Turns 60

I'm a working travelling musician, but just on a bigger scale.

Elvis Costello, musician, singer, song writer

Declan Patrick MacManus turned 60 today. You and I know him as Elvis Costello. The man has an impressive body of work. I first heard of him in the early '80s singing "Watching the Detectives" and "Radio, Radio." His lyrics were what drew me to his music that I have grown to love over the years. I have seen him in concert three or four times and I am going to see him in a couple of weeks at the Hollywood Bowl.

I wrote this little piece because I saw a post that it was his birthday and they listed 10 songs that they thought were his best. When someone has a body of articulate work as Costello does picking 10 songs or even 20 as the best is a fool’s errand.

Depending on my mood or life’s circumstances certain songs rise to the top. When I was going through my divorce and everything I had worked hard toward was disintegrating before my eyes the song, “This is Hell” resonated for a while.

Here are some of my favorites in no particular order:

Veronica – I only found out a couple of years ago from my daughter that this song was about Costello’s grandmother who suffered from Alzheimer’s. This was a big hit, but I am sure not many knew the story behind it. This was co-written by Costello with Paul McCartney. McCartney plays on his Höfner bass.

Just about Glad – I love the lyrics and especially the chorus: Just about glad we didn't do that thing / Just about glad we didn't have that fling / Just about glad we didn't give it a try / Just about glad, is that a tear in your eye? I dedicated this song to relationships that never developed or went too far.

Episode of Blonde – Once again his words are biting and so on target: A tornado dropped a funnel cloud with twenty tons of rain / Though she had the attention span of warm cellophane / Her lovers fell like Skittles in a 10-pin bowling lane / But nothing could compare with the explosion of fame.

Let Him Dangle – I always felt that there was a short story in this song and there was certainly a real life true story behind this song: As the hangman shook Bentley's hand to calculate his weight / Let him dangle, let him dangle / Let him dangle, let him dangle…From a welfare state to society murder / Bring back the noose is always heard / Whenever those swine are under attack / But it won't make you even, it won't bring him back / Let him dangle, let him dangle / String him up.

Deep Dark Truthful Mirror – This has a wonderful jazzy piano sound and according to Costello’s website it is just bizarre lines regarding butterflys and monkeys, which mean nothing. In a BBC interview EC said he lifted them from a nature program he was watching as they sounded cool. He has also said that the idea was to give the impression the main character in the song is hallucinating.

Psycho – When I first heard this song on the highway to Laughlin probably 15 years ago, I got goose bumps from it. I listened to it so much that it has lost its shock, but still you should hear it once or twice. We were sitting on a bench. Mama / Thinking up a game to play / Seems I was holding a wrench. Mama / And then my mind just walked away.

This is Hell – This is a song that can always come in handy: My Favourite Things" are playing again and again / But it's by Julie Andrews and not by John Coltrane / Endless balmy breezes and perfect sunsets framed / Vintage wine for breakfast and naked starlets floating in Champagne / All the passions of your youth are tranquillised and tamed / You may think it looks familiar, though you may know it by another name / This is hell (this is hell), this is hell (this is hell) I am sorry to tell you / It never gets better or worse (it never gets better or worse) / But you'll get used to it after a spell / For heaven is hell in reverse / This is hell, this is hell.

Costello also has amazing jazz and classical CDs

My Flame Burns Blue – It consists of recordings from the North Sea Jazz Festival in July 2004, made with Steve Nieve and The Metropole Orkest, with Vince Mendoza conducting. It peaked at No. 2 on the Billboard Jazz albums chart.

Il Sogno – This is performed by the London Symphony Orchestra conducted by Michael Tilson Thomas, recorded at Abbey Road Studios in London. It peaked at No. 1 on the Billboard Classical Music albums chart.

Sunday, July 13, 2014

CSNY 1974 – Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young

I'm a lot like you
I need someone to love me
the whole day through
Ah, one look in my eyes
and you can tell that's true.

Neil Young, singer, song writer, from the song "Old Man"

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young are an interesting and amazing group of individual musicians and artists. I have been listening to their new CD simply titled CSNY 1974. It captures their stadium tour in the middle of that year.

The CD is a wonderful collection of their songs that many already have and have heard myriad times over the decades. This compilation breathes new life into the songs because you can hear the enthusiasm of the musicians and the power of their lyrics. I was reading through the 186-page mini book that is included in the three CD package that also features a bonus DVD of one of their shows.

What I didn’t know is they were pegged with the reputation as the American Beatles. That is a weighty title to live up to. When you consider they took off just as The Beatles disbanded, they may have reached that lofty stage from time to time. Musically CSN&Y seems more technically skilled than the Fab Four were and their intricate vocal harmonies equaled and even surpassed the Liverpool lads. Yet without The Beatles there probably would not have been CSNY. Some of their songs are certainly anthems of the times, timeless, and inspirational. Individually and collectively they have outwardly embraced a social consciousness “Love The One You’re With,” “Teach Your Children,” “Ohio,” “Long Time Gone,” “Wooden Ships,” and many others. They have said themselves that egos and drugs may have limited their time together. Still, individually they also assembled an impressive list of songs, not unlike John, Paul, George, & Ringo individually.

The CD follows the concert format with the first CD called The First Set, which includes “Love the One You’re With,” “Wooden Ships,” “Immigration Man,” “Helpless,” “Carry Me,” “Johnny’s Garden,” “Traces,” “Grave Concern,” “On The Beach,” “Black Queen,” and “Almost Cut My Hair.” This set is a raucous and high energy. “Black Queen” Stephen Stills’ song brings to mind Jimi Hendrix and the CD closes with the bluesy “Almost Cut My Hair.”

The second CD is mellow and showcases their harmonies. Songs on this CD include “Change Partners,” “The Lee Shore,” “Only Love Can Break Your Heart,” “Our House,” “Fieldworker,” “Guinevere,” “Time After Time,” “Prison Song,” “Long May You Run,” “Goodbye Dick” (a short ditty by Young regarding President Nixon resigning just before they went on stage), “Mellow My Mind,” “Old Man,” “Word Game,” “Myth of Sisyphus,” “Blackbird,” “Love Art Blues,” “Hawaiian Sunrise,” “Teach Your Children,” “Suite: Judy Blue Eyes.” This version of “Old Man” with the harmonies of Stills, Nash, and Crosby has deeper and fuller feel, same with “Blackbird.”

The third CD features “Déjà Vu,” “My Angel,” “Pre-Road Downs,” “Don’t Be Denied,” “Revolution Blues,” “Military Madness,” “Long Time Gone,” “Pushed It Over The End,” “Chicago,” and “Ohio.”

The guys are still putting out music. My recent favorite is David Crosby’s “Croz.” His music just lays it out there. His song “Time I Have” includes the lyrics:

People do so many things that make me mad but

Angry isn’t how I want to spend what time I have

Cognitive dissonance they call it

I wonder just how small it

Could be made to be

In me

There so much disturbing shortsighted shit

We must be able to do better than just live with it

I’m looking to find some peace within me to embrace

To encourage that smile to find my face

sometimes I’m

winning

These guys collectively and individually are artists and poets who teach and delight.

Monday, April 21, 2014

By The Book

There is no friend as loyal as a book.

Ernest Hemingway (1899 – 1961) Writer

I have taken the liberty of copying the New York Times’ book review feature called By The Book and asked myself some of the same questions they ask authors. Here is a brief interview about books with myself.

What books are currently on your nightstand?

I don’t have any books on my nightstand. I read outside of the bedroom. What I am currently reading is “An Object of Beauty” by Steve Martin.

Who is your favorite novelist of all time? And your favorite novelist writing today?

I would say John Cheever and William Trevor. Trevor can pack so much information into a relatively short sentence better than anyone else I have ever read. Cheever creates situations where I feel I am viewing a family or an individual’s private moment during a moment of crisis. Philip Roth just retired, but I think he is among the best writers I have ever read. There are many other writers I like such as Dennis Lehane, Edward P. Jones, to give just a couple of names.

What books would you most recommend?

It depends on what they liked. For example, I think a good mystery is a great way for someone to start reading. A good mystery is a page turner and it provides the reader with the excitement of a good book that is beyond anything the movies can deliver.

Who do you like as a mystery writers?

I would say that I am rather stuck on Lee Child’s character Jack Reacher. A new writer that my wife and I thoroughly enjoyed was Roger Hobbs’ “Ghost Man.” I am looking forward to reading P.D James and Jo Nesbo.

What are your literary guilty pleasures? Do you have a favorite genre?

Mystery. I love bibliomysteries best of all. My favorites are John Dunning’s series with his bookshop detective Cliff Janeway. I also enjoyed Carlos Ruiz Zafon’s The “Shadow of the Wind” and its cemetery of lost books.

Which books might we be surprised to find on your bookshelves?

“How Murray Saved Christmas.”

What was the last book to make you laugh?

There is always at least a line or two in most books that makes me laugh out loud.

The last book that made you cry?

It doesn’t take much, but I so enjoyed reading “Major Pettigrew’s Last Stand” by Helen Simonson. It felt like a Hallmark movie, just an old fashion love story.

The last book that made you furious?

Probably some nonfiction about our government’s involvement in Iraq that one wishes was fiction.

What kind of reader were you as a child? And what were your favorite books?

Not much of one, but I did read a few books.

What were the most influential books you read as a student?

Mark Twain’s “Mystery Stranger.”

Whom do you consider your literary heroes?

I wouldn’t call them heroes, but I admire prolific, talented writers. The writer who makes me most jealous is Steve Martin. He is just so talented in so many areas.

Who was your biggest influence regarding what you read?

I would say both my uncle and my friend Mark.

How do you find out about books?

The New York Times book critics and the book review section on Sundays, friends, articles, bookstores, etc.

Which novels have had the most impact on you as a writer? Is there a particular book that made you want to write?

I initially wanted to be a journalist. So, any books about reporters made me want to write. Also, now I enjoy essayists.

If you could require the president to read one book, what would it be?

The biography of George Washington “His Excellency” by Joseph J. Ellis. Washington was a saint; especially compared to the egoistical, lying mercenaries we get to choose from today.

You’re hosting a literary dinner party. Which three writers are invited?

It depends on what type of evening I wanted. For history David Halberstam, Kevin Phillips, George Seldes, Doris Kearns Goodwin, Studs Terkel, Gay Talse, and many others. For fiction Mark Twain, Charles Dickens, Philip Roth, and I could go on.

I would simply be a fly on the wall. Just to listen to them would be thrilling and inspiring.

What kinds of books do you like to read before you go to bed?

Whatever book I am currently reading.

Do you enjoy historical fiction?

Yes, I love long sweeping stories by Beverly Swerling, Ken Follett, and many others.

What’s the worst book you’ve ever read?

I didn’t finish it and don’t remember it.

What books are you embarrassed not to have read yet?

Many of the classics that I just will never get around to. Although I do hope to read “The Three Musketeers” by Alexandre Dumas and “War and Peace” by Leo Tolstoy.

What do you plan to read next?

There is a new western coming out by Larry McMurtry that I am looking forward to reading.

Any overlooked books you want to mention?

I thoroughly enjoyed “The Last Samurai” by Helen DeWitt and thought it would be on all the bestseller lists. From the dust jacket’s first paragraph: Ludo, age six, is a prodigy. His mother, Sibylla, raises him alone and tries hard to keep his voracious intellect satisfied while she struggles to make ends meet.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Bands, Singers and Songs that Influenced My Musical Preferences

Music should come crashing out of your speakers and grab you, and the lyrics should challenge whatever preconceived notions that listener has.

Lou Reed (1942-2013), singer, song writer

It’s either high school or college where the songs you hear are the ones that stick with you through life, generally. I say that, but I still have fond memories of songs that give me that from an earlier period. I can recall running around our old neighbor waiting to hear The Beatles "Yellow Submarine" on the radio. The station was AM KHJ 93, boss radio. But, I was not a Beatles fan early on. I preferred The Monkees.

I liked The Monkees well beyond the years I should have. Micky Dolenz was my favorite. I recall being teased when I left my neighborhood buds to go home to watch The Monkees Monday at 7:30 p.m. on NBC. I would come back outside once the show was over to scorn and ridicule, but I was full of confidence for no reason and it didn’t bother me.

Eventually it was through these same friends that I discovered Jimi Hendrix, Frank Zappa and The Mothers of Invention. "WPLJ" (Wine Poured Lemon Juice) was an early favorite. This was around the 8^th grade. We’d listen to "Fat Man" by Jethro Tull and sing it to one of the over weight kids in our hood.

By high school, I was a fanatical Rolling Stones fan. It happened gradually. In 1971, I purchased Sticky Fingers and listened it to over and over. I had my parents old beige Hi Fi (short for high fidelity, not to be confused with Wi Fi). By the time Exile on Main Street came out, the Hi Fi was passed its prime and I needed a new record player to play Exile on. The album would skip around. The only song I could hear all the way through was "Hip Shake." I helped an uncle who was driving a moving van and earned $30. I immediately went to Kmart and purchased a stereo that would play Exile.

Over the years, my bedroom décor evolved from motorcycle pictures and black-light posters of Dennis the Menace flipping off the world, a pull-top chain that circled my room, to a shrine to the Stones. However, there was a large poster from the cover of David Bowie’s Diamond Dogs that was allowed on my Stones wall, which my parents disliked. Just thinking about Diamond Dogs brings back a flood of high school memories.

Impressionable songs and groups


One of my first records

The Monkees – "I’m a Believer" written by Neil Diamond and recorded by The Monkees in 1966 may have been my first rock and roll record. Micky Dolenz was the lead singer as he was for most of their songs. I sat in front of my grandparents’ stereo and listened to it over and over while staring at the cover wishing I could meet them. My grandparents were obviously very patient with me. It has a very cool organ opening and an easy chorus to sing along with. I had no idea what the song was about, thinking it might have been about fairy tales. I was ultimately right since the song was used in the movie Shrek. Some of my favorite songs included: "Pleasant Valley Sunday," "She," "Mary Mary," "Words," and "Going Down."

The Beatles – After The Monkees I gravitated to the fab four. The first album I owned was Meet the Beatles that my father purchased for me because he thought The Monkees were silly. What did he know? Oh how I wished I still had that Beatles album that he got for me. I have since replaced it with another original. The first real album that I requested was Abby Road, which I received as a birthday present from my grandparents. I was in the 7^th grade and I liked "Octopus’ Garden" and "Maxwell’s Silver Hammer."


Sticky Fingers cover

The Rolling Stones – The Beatles broke up, so naturally off to the Stones. Sticky Fingers was the most current at the time. "Brown Sugar" and "Dead Flowers" were my initial favorites, but soon I grew to love the whole album. Of course the whole concept about sticky fingers or why there was a zipper and a man in his underwear was lost on me. Get Yer Ya Ya’s out, The Rolling Stones live album featured the best version of Jumping Jack Flash, which I would play to get myself pumped up for our park and recreation basketball team. Eventually, every song became a favorite.

Leon Russell


Cat Stevens

Leon Russell & The Shelter People / Cat Stevens' Tea for the Tillerman – I have to group these two together because at a family gathering, a third or fourth cousin brought a date who worked for Rolling Stone Magazine. I must have talked to her about music and she sent me these two albums along with the current issue of Rolling Stone that had the first part of Hunter Thompson’s Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas article. I gravitated to Leon Russell. I loved his raspy voice. I started my snooty taste in music at this point. If you didn’t know who Leon Russell was or didn’t like his music, we had nothing to talk about. I liked a few songs on Tea for the Tillerman and eventually in high school the song "Wild World" reminded me of my first love when we broke up the first time.

David Bowie's Space Oddity

David Bowie – Space Oddity was a record I borrowed from a friend. I put inside my notebook, so no one would think I was too weird. I played the album while shooting hoops in my room (you know, one of those foam balls and plastic hoop). I was now a David Bowie fan.

Frank Zappa – Over Nite Sensation was a wonderful album

Frank Zappa's Over Nite Sensation

with a great cover. You simply were not cool unless you liked Zappa. In science class the teacher would let us bring in albums to play during class when we were dissecting frogs or whatever. I brought in Frank Zappa and The Mothers’ Just Another Band From LA, which featured "Billy the Mountain." Some of my classmates were offended by the ending chorus of "Billy the Mountain" – You don’t fuck around with a mountain. The teacher not wanting to make a big deal out of it let it play on.

Joe Cocker

Joe Cocker, Mad Dogs & Englishmen – I listened to this one over and over and still listen to it when I play ping pong with my buddy. I discovered Joe Cocker through Leon Russell. Some of my favorites included: "Delta Lady," "She Came in Through the Bathroom Window," "Feeling Alright," and "Cry Me a River." They have released a deluxe CD featuring more of the songs from that tour. It makes an already great album that much better. I recall around this time in the early '70s that another friend and I walked to the local theater to see the double bill of Joe Cocker, Mad Dogs & Englishmen with The Rolling Stones’ film Gimme Shelter.

The Kinks – I saw them at CSUN, again at Irvine, and

The Kinks' Soap Opera

Universal. They were a fun band and I enjoyed most of their songs. When a friend first said he was now into the Kinks back in ’75, I said, yeah right and I am listening to Herman’s Hermits. The Kinks made a come back with this Soap Opera. Some of those songs still resonate today such as "Rush Hour Blues," "Nine to Five," and "Have Another Drink." I was barely working back in those days and they still meant something to me. I suspect that is where I eventually picked up my appreciation for good lyrics.

Bob Dylan – I knew of him, but never listened much to him. Once I broke up with my first love, I found the lyrics "Positively Fourth Street" resonated. Then, "Don’t Think Twice," and pieces of "Just Like a Woman" all made sense to me. Dylan became a very important artist to me.


Tom Waits' Night Hawks at the Diner

Tom Waits – Continuing my appreciation for raspy voices and solid lyrics, Tom Waits fit the bill. I also think my snobbishness played a bit of role here. I detested much of what radio played especially when it came to Boston, Rush, Kansas, and the like. I remember playing his song "Better Off Without a Wife" numerous times before I was married to daughter’s mother. There is a lesson learned (or not learned) in there somewhere.

Elvis Costello – This guys lyrics always good. "Watching the


Elvis Costello

Detectives" was the first song I recall liking, but over the years his words grew even more biting and to the point. An old favorite was "This is Hell," which was how I was feeling about my home life in late ‘94.

Sinatra's Trilogy featured New York, New York

Frank Sinatra – He came into play during college. A friend called up excited that I had to listen to "New York, New York." Sinatra warrants his own essay, which I will do eventually. Sinatra was my gateway to jazz. I loved my discoveries of various Sinatra songs.

Monday, April 14, 2014

An Updated List of Concerts I've Seen

Music cleanses the understanding; inspires it, and lifts it into a realm which it would not reach if it were left to itself.

Henry Ward Beecher (1813-1887), abolitionist

Rock concerts
Frank Zappa (3xs, my first concert ever. Tom Waits was the opening act. This was at the Santa Monica Civic)

Beach Boys and Chicago (Anaheim Stadium)

David Bowie (2xs, Diamond Dogs tour, Anaheim Convention Center, and The LA Forum)

Jethro Tull (Los Angeles Forum)

ELO (Santa Monica Civic)

Tom Waits (2xs, Ivar Theater in Hollywood and at the Pantages Theater)

Leon Redbone (opened for Tom Waits)

Arlo Guthrie (Santa Monica Civic)

Pete Seeger (Cal. State Long Beach)

The Kinks (3xs CSUN, Irvine, Universal)


Paul Simon in concert Photo by DKW

The Rolling Stones (14 times: LA Forum 2xs ’75; LA Coliseum ’81; Anaheim Stadium ’84 not sure of the year, Rose Bowl 2xs one of those was Daughter’s first Stones concert, of course she wanted to go to the bathroom during the encore, but we were back without missing a song; Seattle Dome; Staples Center Halloween night three years ago; Madison Square Garden.

Joe Cocker (2xs, Santa Monica Civic & UCLA)

Bob Dylan (3xs, Universal Amphitheatre, Tucson, and Lake Tahoe casino, front row center)

Paul McCartney (2xs, his first tour after the Beatles and in 2011 at the Las Vegas MGM)

Elton John (2xs, Hollywood Bowl and at Caesar's Palace)

Guns & Roses (opened for the Stones)

Sheryl Crow (opened for the Stones)

J. Geils Band (opened for the Stones)

Prince (2xs, once opened for the Stones and was pummeled with shoes and at Staples Center)

Bruce Springsteen (2xs times, LA Sports Arena, Coliseum)

Red Hot Chile Peppers (Opened for the Stones)

Sting (Wiltern Theater)

Guns & Roses (Opened for the Stones)

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young (Hollywood Bowl)

Crosby, Stills & Nash (at the Greek)

The Eagles (2xs The first time was a free private concert at the Wiltern sponsored by American Express and an open bar promoting Jack Daniel’s Black Label)

The Grateful Dead (Santa Monica Civic)

Paul Simon (2xs)

Ray Davies (2 or 3xs)

from Google images

Elvis Costello (2xs)

Lucinda Williams (opened for Elvis Costello)

Leon Russell (at a local venue in Agoura)

John Fogerty (Nokia Theater)

Randy Newman (Universal)

Rod Steward (early ‘80s, LA Forum)

Taj Mahal (Lake Tahoe, opened for Bob Dylan)
Zac Brown (Hollywood Bowl)

Jazz concerts

Frank Sinatra (4xs, three at the Universal Amphitheater, once at the LA Forum with Liza and Sammy Davis)

Tony Bennett (Hollywood Bowl)

Ella Fitzgerald (Hollywood Bowl)

Sarah Vaughn (Blue Note in NY)

Mel Torme (2 or 3xs, at the Hollywood Bowl)

Carmen McRae (4xs, Catalina’s Jazz Club)

Brandford Marsalis (Catalina’s Jazz Club)

Terence Blanchard (Hollywood Bowl and at local jazz club)

Ray Brown (Catalina’s Jazz Club)

Benny Green (Catalina’s Jazz Club)

Jane Monheit (3x at Catalina’s Jazz Club)

Tierney Sutton (3xs Catalina’s Jazz Club)

Karrin Allyson (3xs, Catalina’s Jazz Club)

Dee Dee Bridgewater (2xs, Catalina's Jazz club)

Oscar Peterson (Hollywood Bowl)

Diana Krall (Hollywood Bowl)

Regina Carter (Catalina’s Jazz Club)

Joshua Redman (2xs, Catalina’s Jazz Club)

Sonny Rollins (somewhere in Orange County)

Sunday, April 13, 2014

A Few Items About The Misanthrope

“What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?”

Gertrude Stein, 1874-1946, Writer

Read a couple of blogs posts at Tosy and Cosh that inspired me to start posting again. We’ll see how long it lasts. Not sure why I stop and start. I enjoy publishing them on Toner Mishap, but then stop just as suddenly as I start.

Let’s be optimistic and say this time, we’ll try to post more frequently. Now I am careful to emphasis that I am not going to post every day, which is just too much effort. We did it for one year in 2005 until 2006 and we had fun and gathered a bit of attention. Most of the posts from me were political in nature. While in hindsight the posts were rather too full of hyperbole, but then again that was my aim to call attention to the views and get comments.

Photo by RJW

So in the spirit of starting anew here are a few things you may or may not know about me. Me being the Misanthrope, I would rather not use the pseudonym, but I have almost 20 followers under that name.

Here are a few things about me:

1. I enjoy reading

2. I’d rather go by the initials RJW

3. I like to write and like to be read as well

4. I go to the gym more often than not

5. I work from home and rather happy about that since I spent years driving to downtown Los Angeles from a far away suburb

6. I often make notes while reading I underline in light pencil in my books or I write down a phrase or sentence I admire

7. I play darts with a buddy, but not in bars

8. I play ping pong and have yet to find any one who can beat me on a regular basis

9. I am pretty good at darts

10. I like more drama type movies over silly slapstick movies

11. I am not a fan of slapstick, except for the old time greats: Marx Brothers, Laurel and Hardy, W.C. Fields

12. I love Godfather and Godfather II

13. A close second or third depending on how you count is Django Unchained. My favorite scene is when Christoph Waltz is surrounded by a crowd after shooting a marshal and then ends up getting paid

14. I like to golf, but rarely do

15. Happily married, finally

16. I feel very grateful and thankful for all I have

17. I am looking forward to retiring in five years at most, but hopefully sooner

18. Photography is of interest to me. I would like to get much better

19. I write poetry, but have no idea if it is any good

20. I love music and my tastes have evolved over the years (this will be a post in the near future)

21. I have hundreds of books and have turned our living room into a library

22. I dislike cheap, stingy people

23. I have no interest in religion or fairy tales that people believe verbatim

24. I have more than 23,000 songs in iTunes

25. I have playlists based on moods

26. Politics have gotten even more ugly over the years. Yes, in the early days of this country it may have been even worse, but we are suppose to be more civilized

27. I don’t think American is as good as it once was

28. We, America, have no business being the world’s sheriff

29. I like scotch before a steak dinner

30. I like red wine. Melbec is rapidly becoming a favorite

31. Utah has a lot of beauty, but far too many narrow minded people

32. I do not like pretentious people

33. I have written short stories, but have never submitted any for publication, mostly because I don’t think they were good enough

34. I have written essays and I had one published in the Seattle Times, but upon rereading it I can't understand why it was published

35. Arrogant people make me sick

36. Don’t understand why more young people don’t listen or learn from their elders

37. I have been burnt out in my job for a few years now, but keep going because I have no choice

38. My favorite rock band was the Rolling Stones beginning in 1971 with Sticky Fingers and growing with Exile on Main Street

39. Discovered the poignancy of Bob Dylan after the break up of my first love

40. Enjoy many of Woody Allen’s movies. One of my favorite's is Midnight in Paris. I used to love Annie Hall, but not so much any more

41. I tear up too easily for anything emotional

42. I wish I set a better example for my daughter in many areas

43. I’m very proud of my daughter who has a bachelor’s, master’s, and a law degree

44. I miss my dad, my grandparents, and my uncle

45. I met my wife on Facebook. We knew of each other since the 7^th grade. We were on opposite pages in our school year books through junior high and high school, but never hung out or talked much

46. Now my wife and I are together most of the time

47. I love puttering and hanging out around the house

48. I love my wife’s grandchildren. Daughter has none yet

49. I don’t go to many concerts any more because I’ve seen most everyone I want to see and they are too expensive these days

50. I have a great idea for a short story that I have been toying with for years

51. I appreciate and thank you for reading through all of the above

Thursday, November 21, 2013

Oh, For The Love Of Christ

"Imagination and fiction make up more than three quarters of our real life.
Simone Weil, French philosopher

Costo apologizes for labeling the Bible fiction.

Of course it belongs in the non-fiction section, right next to the Dr. Seuss' tomes. There is no such thing as allegory.

Monday, November 18, 2013

It’s Not Art. It’s Graphic Defecation!

“It always seems impossible until it’s done.”

Nelson Mandela, former South African president

Ever since Daniel Boone allegedly tagged a tree stating he killed a bear a couple of hundred years ago graffiti has proliferated. The hills of Chatsworth, California and surrounding areas are where hundreds of old movies, mostly westerns were filmed from as early as 1914 (beginning with D.W. Griffith’s short silent drama “Brute Force,” which was a story of cavemen and dinosaurs), through the late 1950s. The trails around the areas are generally easy hiking trails and they provide a beautiful panoramic view of the surrounding San Fernando Valley.

Steve (identified only by his first name) is not pushing a rock up hill, but he is trying to save rocks and boulders from being another eye sore and casualty of graffiti from gangs, drunken teenagers partying in the hills, and wantabe graffiti artists. It as close to a true Sisyphean effort as there may be.

Over the years, the recognizable rocks of Chatsworth Park have filled with graffiti marking gang names, lovers, and favorite beverages has served as a place to show off artistic prowess, some dated long before graffiti artist Banksy became famous.

Steve is an avid hiker and the bombardment of senseless defacing of nature was frustrating. He called the Graffiti hotline several times and never had a called returned. Three times he called Los Angeles County Michael Antonovich’s office, which is the County’s fifth Supervisorial District that comprises San Fernando Valley, and not a single call was returned. He called Metrolink on whose property much of the graffiti resides and was told he’d need a train spotter at $750 a day, even though he is hundreds of yards away from the railroad tracks. He called the park ranger and was told that he cannot paint over the defaced rocks or he would be arrested, as if he were tagging the rocks with graffiti. He finally talked to LA County Sheriff’s who were more sympathetic to his quest and would most likely ignore him.

Mad as hell, Steve took action into his own hands. On a sweltering November day he loaded his truck with two gallons of paint, roller brush, paintbrush, and rope and started his quest. Traipsing through the brush, he climbs the hills with a 20- to 30-pound backpack. He covered up a few of the offending tagged rocks. He has no reason other than the graffiti aggravates his aesthetic sensibilities.

“It’s not art. It’s graphic defecation,” said Steve. He has made five trips up there and spent 15 hours. “I feel like I have made a lot of progress. Maybe by the time I get 30 hours in it will just be maintenance.”

The color was a bit off on the first patches, but he found the right color. The guys at the Do It Center hardware store laugh that they have never mixed paint for rocks before. Steve spends $40 a trip to do his part to restore nature as best he can.

On his fifth trip up there, he loaded his truck up at 6 a.m. on a Sunday. Hiking up to the area, he was mildly surprised and frustrated that one of the cleaned rocks was already painted over. He is hopeful his efforts on the higher boulders last longer than some of the urban hieroglyphics.

“I don’t want to wake up any sleeping giants. It’s enough that it is getting done. Maybe I’m doing it for karma points.”

All photographs by RJW