I Like Sharks

wifegideonnav:

wifegideonnav:

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible

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I think for my birthday this year I’m gonna see the movie where a unicorn kills people. Which should probably go better than my birthday last year where I stayed in and watched Saint Maud. Saint Maud ruined my entire week like what was THAT

zoanzon:

assiraphales:

assiraphales:

filmmakers and audiences and critics alike all need to start suspending their disbelief again

‘this doesn’t make sense’ so?????

important edition

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sapphotron:

marzipanandminutiae:

monstrousgourmandizingcats:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

decentsapling:

cykelops:

You won’t see this every day but making sure the system cannot proceed unless women have a seat at the table is the best possibly thing you can do in a place of privilege.

The man who defended Rep. McBride is 72 year old Rep. Bill Keating from Massachusetts.

Here is his website if you want to send messages of support.

The Rep. stands for Representative, not Republican.

Bill Keating is much of my extended family’s Congressman, and I know a bit about him. He’s a polite, low-profile, moderate Democrat who focuses mostly on issues specific to Cape Cod and the Old Colony region where his district is, like the fishing and whale-watching industries. He’s not the Massachusetts Congressman I’d have expected this from, and it’s really good to see.

can we also talk about how she calls him “Madam Chair” back?

A Queen Truly

Wish she’d been able to finish her remarks before Keating cut her off, though!

captain-price-unofficially:

tgirl-thucydides:

Type of shit a minor character in a resident evil game says before stabbing themselves with a mysterious syringe.

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returnoftheobradinn:

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despazito:

If megan thee stallion was on veggie tales she’d be a green onion called megan thee scallion

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elamarth-calmagol:

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giedd:

byjove:

byjove:

“I’m going to drive through Appalachia, should I be scared of the inbred hill folk and the cryptids? 😱😱😱😱” no bitch, be scared of sliding off a mountain into a valley and not being found for months or years.

they’re going to be insinuating Bigfoot got you in YouTube docs while your Ford Taurus is upside down at the bottom of a mountain

The Western US has guard rails everywhere they could possibly be needed, but in Appalachia, guard rails are for sissies

I think a lot of us would like to have guard rails. It’s not a matter of pride but a matter of infamously shitty and neglected civil infrastructure in Appalachia as a product of local corruption and perpetual state underfunding.

In 1977, the mayor of Vulcan West Virginia wrote to the Soviet Union and East Germany requesting foreign aid to replace the only bridge leading into town, an old swinging footbridge that had collapsed. This was the final straw that forced the West Virginia Legislature to cough up $1.3 million dollars to replace the bridge. Not the fact residents had been fording the river or using unsecured crossings to get to their homes for two years, the bad press generated by a Soviet journalist visiting the area to assess the situation.

It’s been almost 50 years since that and to be honest not much has changed. A lot of the bridges that would have been considered unsound at that time are still up and being driven over everyday.

Driving on poorly maintained roads over flat land is scary enough but driving on a poorly maintained, cracked, potholed, far too narrow road up the side of a mountain with a sheer drop and no guard rail is enough to give anyone a panic attack. Driving over 125+ year old, narrow, rusty one lane bridges that span rushing rocky rivers is something you SHOULD be scared of in Appalachia.

I love that mayor. He’s my new hero. The BALLS you’d need to do that during the Cold War.

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hollowboobtheory:

losing my damn mind over the audience reactions

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shaunelay:

Friends // Creepypastas // Monters 2

A serie of paintings that I made inspired by famous monsters and creatures that I love

I like the idea of breaking the fourth wall so the creatures interacts with you ass if they were looking out a window, a phonescreen or a broken wall

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