Sleep-deprived CS student powered by caffeine and bad decisions. Builds apps no one asked for. Reinvents wheels, badly. Writes Go for fun, C for pain. Neovim addict. Terminal dweller. Coffee via ssh terminal.shop.
- Quantum JavaScript — where
0 == 1if you believe hard enough. - OS in Excel formulas — bootloader in
=IF(A1="BIOS",TRUE,FALSE). - Rendering 3D graphics in Bash — 1 FPS of pure, unfiltered regret.
- Building a blockchain for tracking my caffeine intake — immutable proof of poor life choices.
- Reverse engineering my casio calculator to mine crypto — passive income bro.
- Getting Arch Linux to boot from a potato — spoiler: it can, but you shouldn't.