Try Ｃｕｒｓｅｄ out today in the online interpreter! (Disclaimer: Doesn't work yet; it'll work tomorrow.)

Example program to demonstrate syntax: Ｃｕｒｓｅｄ FizzBuzz

Note: Potential features / features with missing details are marked with (?)

• There will be a golfy syntax and readable syntax for most things, which can be mixed together

• Switch statements instead of if statements, but instead of break, you have to use goto

• While loops that confirm that you actually want to break the loop

• Four loops that always execute four times

• Labels are set with ;label;

• There are goto ;label; statements, which you can return from by using goto ;camefrom;

• Dysfunctional Functions™ (Not sure what that means yet, but with a name like that, I've got to include it.)

• All variables are global

• \uxxxx anywhere gets converted to UTF-16 character before execution; if part of it is missing, it gets padded with random characters 0-F

• No rng commands, instead you use the previous feature or a delimiter that marks code as optional so it gets executed 50% of the time

• Output is just a variable, and you produce output by setting that variable. However, to reduce ambiguity, any variable with out in the name will work

• Input is also a variable, which you retrieve a value from. Again, any variable with in in the name will work

• Use -> to set variables or retrieve from variables. You can also use <-

• Strings are delimited with double single quotes: ''Hello World''

• Arrays are delimited with single double quotes, with pipes separating values: "1|2|3"

• Arrays can have negative and decimal indexes, and they're 1-indexed, i.e. a"-2", a"-1", a"1", a"2" will all work, but a"0" will just segfault

• All keywords can be used as variables, rendering the function of the keyword inoperable

• Like any keyword, you can try to set null like a variable, but the value will be trashed

• Like keywords, you can also use numbers as variables, including decimals

• Escape character is !, but to escape ! characters, you have to use \

• Brackets are mirrored, e.g. }]) ([{

• Strange automatic typecasting / overloading, e.g.

  • [] -> 0
  • [[]] -> 1
  • null -> 0
  • [null] -> 1
  • etc.

Print "Hello, World!"

''Hello, World\!''->out

Truth-Machine

x<-in})x(x->out{

Cat Program

in->out

Define an Array of Strings

"''Hello''|''World\!''"