i decided to recompile all my creative endeavors for ease of reference and as a quick presentation card to anyone who discovers me and might want to know more of the bullshit i get up to.
in here you’ll find DRAWINGS, VIDEOS, WRITING and even MUSIC!
Also also im pretty sure im interpeting for a deportation office and every time they ask they guy they are about to kick out of the country wether they identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, intersex or gender non conforming. Its so weird
Also on a slight tangent, it truly is unbelievable that this is 2025 and people still have microphones this fucking bad. With all the technology we have surely we can cram better devices on headsets and microphones that dont sound like you are buried in sand
This is probably the apex of hubris but i have worked in the past doing costumer service and i have been taking and interpreting calls where im the intermediary for customer service and i feel i might just have the right temperament for it.
I really like sorting problems out for people, i like being bestowed with the power of the one who will guide you but only if you stick to the protocol that i will ensure to enforce with an iron fist and a polite smile. I like reading from scripts, i like that there is a structure for me to hang on to.
i like clarifying communucation issues, i love repeating things as slowly and as many times as needed. I like figuring out the puzzle of how im going to make sure this information is conveyed to the client in a way they understand it. and i tend to be oblivious to other peoples moods
If im uncharitable to myself it is probably because of the power rush i get because in the client/worker dynamic i am the one who gets to set the pacing of the conversation. No sir, you will slow the fuck down and spell your name again, im getting paid for this and have nowhere else to go so i can be here all morning.
The thing about that “The important thing is that you’ve found a way to be superior to both” XKCD strip is that sometimes it’s true. Sometimes you really are just significantly better than everyone on both sides of an argument. Sometimes this is true just by virtue of the fact that they’re arguing at all
