RandomTaco

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This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

fr-2

Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.

they

This user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

"…"!
~~US vs. UK~~

This user uses "logical quotation marks". Forcing internal punctuation leads to factual errors. It's not a nationalistic style issue!

ə

This user is a Grammar Nazi.

~~Pickyness~~ Pickiness

This user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".

Mix

This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.

Iи Sоviэт Яцssiд, Цsэяьож дdd УОЦ!!

This user is interested in computer engineering.

This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is RndmTaco.

WP

This user tracks the number of keystrokes and mouse clicks they make on WhatPulse (profile).

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user has his display resolution set to 1024×768.

This user contributes using a laptop.

ATI

This user uses an ATI graphics card in their PC.

This user still remembers these.

This user is a proud owner of an iPod Nano!

ADSL

This user contributes using an
ADSL connection.

This user's mobile phone and data services provider is AT&T.

This user does not eat fish. Ever.

This user is an omnivore.

This user enjoys muffins.

This user is addicted to White Castle cheeseburgers/hamburgers/etc.

en-us
-N

This user is a native speaker of American English.

1337-5

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1337-X

This user has a good grasp of 1337 but prefers to contribute using proper words to bridge the gap between 1337 speakers and normal computer users.

1337/
IntS !

This user understands leet, IM & texting slang, but won't use it. "411 ur LOL pwn ROFLMAO OMG b310ng 2" you, thanks.

src-n

This user has never spoken sarcastically in their life. Ever.

@#$!

This user uses profanity, swearing, cussing, cursing, and expletives often.

<html>

This user can write HTML.

This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.

met?

This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.

5+5=10

This user likes decimal.

This user knows 12 digits of pi.

This user knows the Ultimate Answer.

!=

This user believes that 0.99999... does NOT equal 1.

c~~Rap~~

This user can't stand rap music.

This user likes alternative rock.

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry.

This user uses a TI calculator.

This user contributes while using iTunes.

This user contributes while using Winamp.

Ps	This user contributes using Adobe Photoshop CS3.

This user contributes using Easy Gif Animator.

This user uses LimeWire.

This user's primary email client is Mozilla Thunderbird.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

XP

This user uses Windows XP.

This Windows user has experienced one or more Blue Screens of Death.

2000-

This user is still using
Microsoft Office 2000 or older

This user loves to read.

The only throne this user has sat on was made of porcelain.

This user has visited Centralia, Pennsylvania.

This user does not smoke.

This user has visited 12 of the 50 U.S. states and the District of Columbia.

12

WIB?

This user knows that the question is: Will It Blend?

hs

This user is a high school student.

11 Grade

This user is in 11 Grade.

IQ	This user's Intelligence Quotient is 132.

This user is left-handed.

This user has blond hair.

This user has green eyes.

This user suffers from sporkophobia and hates sporks.

teen

This user is a teenager.

This user is of British ancestry.

This user is of French ancestry.

This user is of German ancestry.

This user is of
Russian ancestry.

Alba
This user is of Scottish ancestry.

This user is of Swedish ancestry.

⚤

This user is straight
but not narrow.

This user wishes they had a girlfriend.

right-minded

This user believes that only left-handed users are in their right minds.

∞?

This user is an agnostic.

This user is a Sagittarius.

This user lives in New England.

This user lives in or hails from
the Tri-State.

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

This user is nocturnal.

GMT
?

This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.

:(

This user wishes there were more userboxes on Wikipedia.

...

At any given moment, this user is likely to be bored, hungry, or sleepy.

This user needs just one more userbox on their page!

This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

This user knows that their userboxes are disorganised but has decided that they don't really care.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on their user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.

This user would donate to the Wikimedia Foundation if they could; however, they are too young to do so or do not have a credit card.

This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday.

A LOT

This user has read 6,918,975 Wikipedia articles.

This user enjoys cleaning up vandalism.

Wikipedia is not censored.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.

This user has read and understood the BIG HUGE FREAKING PURPLE BOX. Have you?

This user has their display resolution set to 1400×900.

This user contributes using a PC.

intel
Core

This user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Core 2 Quad microprocessor.

This user contributes with a computer manufactured by Dell.

My name is Matthew, call me Matt. This is my lame attempt at a user page =].