Josuechan

Good morning sunshine, the world says hello. Due to a medical condition known as ADD, Josuechan is unable to remain focused on one field. The doctor recommends a herbal treatment of marijuana, which, quite unfortunately, is expensive and difficult to obtain. As a result, his condition worsens and he spends his days reading random stuff from statistics, modern physics, economics, evolutionary biology, British history and film studies.

Josuechan thinks that the FA status is a genius invention, rivaled only by instant noodles and pornography. Surely, it is only an imaginary carrot, but so many editors work days and nights unpaid just to get it. Sometimes they even show their long, scary canine teeth if you happen to be in their way. At this point you wonder, Shouldn't they eat meat with their canine teeth instead of carrots? Yes, yes, but you see, it is an imaginary carrot so they do not actually eat it. Ah. That's the catch.

“We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for.” -- Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach

..... This user is a professional procrastinator. This user is a bibliophile.

This user is from Macau. 此用戶來自澳門。 This user's homeworld is mostly harmless.

This user has a keen interest in mathematics. This user has a keen interest in physics.

This user thinks Wikimedia deserves the Nobel Peace Prize This user believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as likely as creationism.

This user is a member of WikiProject Macau. This user participates in WikiProject Books.