MrMarmite

The World of Mr Marmite

I've no real idea why I edit wiki pages. I have a pointless obsession with apostrophes,
maybe because my real name ends in an "s" I feel obliged to remind the world that only plurals
ending in "s" drop the post-apostrophe "s"

A, B and C

This user prefers not to use the serial comma.

... in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

“,;:’

This user is a punctuation stickler.

. The

This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

its
it's

It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

’s

This user realises that plural nouns should not have an apostrophe while possessive words should!

’s

Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

your
you're

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

Latin Plurals: "Data is are..."

This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum".

ANAL 4

This user advocates good grammar usage.

UK

This user uses British English.

US

This user uses American English.

Lipsum

This user uses lorem ipsum as placeholder text to demonstrate the graphic elements of a document or visual presentation.

This user is a Monty Python fan.

This user is from Buckinghamshire.

This user supported Barack Obama for President.

This user believes in a two-state solution to the Israeli–Palestinian conflict.

This user wants all states of Europe to join the EU.

This user supports the
European Union.

This user is a backgammon player.

game
dev

This user is interested in video game development.

CIV

This user loves to play Civilization.

This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden.

This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.

This user is peaceful.

This user believes in logic.

lib

This user is a liberal.

This user thinks that Bullfighting should be extinct.

This user has a wife.

This user has studied at the University of the West of England, Bristol

H

This user knows
It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies.

Could
be
lupus

This user knows that it's never lupus

NCIS

This user is a fan of NCIS.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

BBC

This user supports the BBC.

4

This user thinks BBC Radio 4 is worth the licence fee alone.

This user listens to NPR.

ISIHAC

This user is a fan of I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue.

TNQ

This user listens to The News Quiz podcast, and wishes other BBC comedy was podcasted as well.

NOW

This user listens to The Now Show podcast, and wishes other BBC comedy was podcasted as well.

This user is against DRM.

This user never reads anything useful on a blog—ever.

SQL

This user uses SQL queries to locate their car keys.

This user is a member of the Pink Floyd WikiProject.

This user's favourite animal is the Reticulated Giraffe.

This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.

¶

This user is a professional editor.

This user has blue eyes.

This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

This user believes that get is a horrible verb and should not be used.

This user wonders if you've seen their stapler?.

?met?

This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.

User:EliminatorJR/Userboxes/Curry Addict

This user is associated with the United States of America.

This user, based on evidence and current consensus, thinks that the Universe began with a bang.

O	This user feels Outnumbered.

This user believes any universe would be a happier, safer and saner place if there were no religion.

This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.

FAUX NEWS

This user believes that Fox News is not fair or balanced.