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Disclaimer: Intended as humor. Pure pun-ishment. [1]

Disclaimer: Intended as humor. [2]

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Disclaimer: Intended as humor. Pure pun-ishment. [4]

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Disclaimer: Intended as humor. Pure pun-ishment. [6]

• When does New Year’s Day come before Christmas Day?
  

• What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
  

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• What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
  

• What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
  

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• When does a horse talk?
  

• What did the horse say when it fell?
  

• Out with the old, in with the new!! I'll remember 2019 like it was yesterday!
• Remember, a New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
• Definition of a hangover: Wrath of Grapes.
• What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

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If after relentless challenges by editors who just don't get it, you managed to keep all or at least a portion of your hair
despite the frustration, you truly deserve recognition. Your hair must be as thick as the skin on the opposition, which means
you have really strong hair follicles. Next time it happens - and it will happen as long as you're an editor - try to relax,
drink a cold beer 🍺, eat some dark chocolate 🍪, and consider buying stock in Rogaine.
^{Atsme📞📧} 13:37, 8 June 2016 (UTC)

A satirist I'm not,
A satirist I'd like to be;
I seem to have forgot,
What in hell prevented me.
It might have been my style,
It might have been my prose;
But I'd like to make you smile,
And even happy, I suppose.

A satirist I'm not. ~Atsme

On rare occasion, an angel appears,
in the least likely places among our peers;
They tend to stay hidden, where angels are forbidden;
But their halos always shine, where good faith is in decline;
And their light of goodness glows, so that everybody knows,
That hope springs eternal for the human race,
if we'll forgive and forget what our minds won't erase.

If you lose track of time, and don't know the hour,
That you posted a comment, it may make you sour,
At the UTC expanded in plain text,
Leaving you confused over what to do next.
Just ask Ritchie333, he's the one with the key,
To fix your clock the way it should be.
So if your clock doesn't work, and you don't know why,
You just need a hand from the clock-fixing guy.
^{Atsme📞📧} 17:18, 9 August 2017 (UTC)

Your work as an admin is not being graded,
But it certainly is much appreciated,
To know that you see with vision that's clear,
And don't mind keeping your ass in high gear.
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Your work as an admin is not being graded,
But it certainly is much appreciated,
To know that you see with vision that's clear,
A shining light of integrity we tend to hold dear.

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Your work as an admin is not being graded,
But it certainly is much appreciated,
To know that you see with vision that's clear,
A shining light of integrity we tend to hold dear.

We may not always align at topic but that's what
helps make WP align with NPOV, and in the end, that's
what matters most. Your work at topic and the
selfless hours you spend as an administrator have not
gone unnoticed. ^{Atsme 💬 📧 17:04, 25 March 2021 (UTC)}

Your articulated prose and well-crafted verbage,
may be lost to those who don't know Burbage;
You've mastered the art with style and finesse,
and are worlds apart from those who know less.
Reading your words is time well spent,
despite the turds who express discontent.
They simply don't know what each word means,
because their highest plateau is a hill of beans.

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Our history says you're meddling, in your typical distruptive style.
Some may consider it hounding, or stalking and compounding,
In a manner so confounding, that you appear quite juvenile.
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Thought I'd stop by your talk page,
and maybe just say hi,
but when I saw what's upstage,
It may be better to just say bye!
But before I go, I want you to know,
It's normal to go ape shit.
So fool 'em all and go real slow,
Cause abnormal's a better fit.
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Your efforts are like a concerto; a solo instrument accompanied by an orchestra.
I believe my choice of images is the picture that speaks 1000 words.
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Your efforts are greatly appreciated and a comfort to those of us who can't duck fast enough.
The abuse you endure and the time you spend has not gone unnoticed. ^{Atsme📞📧} 01:24, 18 November 2017 (UTC)

What smells best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose.
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google.

😊🦃 ^{Atsme✍🏻📧} 23:02, 21 November 2018 (UTC)

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• Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
  

What happens when you goose a ghost?

• You get a hand full of sheet.
  

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Please accept this token of appreciation for your excellent work.
This is just an example - copy the code, and customize the text to your liking.

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the day was August 1st;

for admiration, there was plenty

that was yet to be dispersed.

There were thoughtful acts of kindness,

shown by Gerda and Valereee,

some of which were noticed

by the administrator named El C;

A (talk page watcher), uninvited

was inspired to write some prose

so here it is spotlighted,

for what reason, no one knows.

^Atsme _Talk 📧 19:39, 1 August 2020 (UTC)