crotch critter

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crotch critter (plural crotch critters)

1. (slang) A sexually transmitted pathogen, particularly pubic lice.
   • 2008, Kristopher Reisz, Unleashed, Simon Pulse, →ISBN, page 21:

     "Oh. Remember Monday I was complaining about Geneva Jones being in my health class? Wondering why bother since she's already got every crotch critter in the textbook?"

2. (slang, derogatory) A child.
   • 2000 September 15, Jennifer Landry, “Re: NEWS:CDN Sex education promotes risky behaviour”, in alt.support.childfree‎^[1] (Usenet):

     If I want to watch NYPDBlue I don't want to hear whining about the swearing and nudity from some goddamn fundy. If you don't like it, DONT WATCH. If you don't want your little crotch critters to see/listen to something, DONT LET THEM!

• (child): see also Thesaurus:child.