I used to pass by these billboards frequently. Seeing this on Tumblr gave me an aneurysm. Anyway, I feel like the building doesn’t get enough appreciation for how fucking ugly yet wonderful it looks.
Still feels weird that the same band made “You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid” and “Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)”
It’s like if Smash Mouth and Fall Out Boy were one band.
The Offspring are honestly a contender for the funniest punk band ever, made even funnier by the fact that Dexter Holland is pushing 60 now and has a PhD in virology.
Like imagine being on an academic committee and reviewing a dissertation on HIV protein-encoding genomes and it’s from a guy with frosted tips whose greatest legacy is the Crazy Taxi soundtrack.
That’s the Offspring.
The hook from “Come Out And Play” was created because Dexter Holland was doing lab work and did, in fact, have to keep certain petri dishes separated while disinfecting them. So he kept saying “gotta keep ‘em separated” to himself while working, and it stuck in his head so badly that it made it into the song.
For some reason we were given access to custom emojis on teams and it took people less than 24 hours to add the logo of the local unemployment office and start using it as a reaction when something goes wrong or upper management announces another shit decision
Chimney used to hide anything that he thought would make him seem weak or vulnerable from his girlfriend and now he’s laying in bed by his wife talking about how much he loves his daughter, admitting that he’s scared of his wife hurting again and sharing openly how he feels about his family. Very proud feeling very warm inside
Can we stop using “still lives with their parents” or “unemployed” or “doesn’t have a drivers license” or “didn’t graduate high school” as an insult or evidence that someone is a bad person? Struggling with independence or meeting milestones is not a moral failing.
sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”
So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.
And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.
“america has been sliding into fascism since trump was elected” “america has been sliding into fascism since Reagan” the founding fathers owned people.
people in the notes and comments going “fascism is a specific different thing” bitch the us has been doing ethnic cleansing since before the concept of a fascist was a twinkle in the mind of mussolini’s grandfather. don’t try to fucking lecture me about how years of chattel slavery and ethnic cleansing is actually not fascist bc that’s not a word that existed when they started doing it
“Nothing in this universe happens just once… infinitygoesinbothdirections.There is no unique event, no singular moment. I don’t know what that means. It means you will get another chance.”
