Welcome to the big leagues of wall decor, where our faux flowers are so massive, they practically qualify as roommates. These 5 to 10 inch ceramic wonders are here to revolutionize your home decor game, or at least give you something to dust regularly.
Behold our crown jewels: the Mofo mint, green, and blue. They're so popular, we're considering running for office on a pro-giant-flower platform. Most come in pretty boxes, because we know you love unwrapping things you've already seen online. Except the Mofo blue - it's so colossal, we had to settle for a brown box. It's like the Godzilla of home decor, but with better aesthetics.
Don't fret about installation - each flower has a keyhole back, making mounting easier than explaining why you bought a giant ceramic flower. Just grab a screw and voila! Instant wall art. Or, if you prefer, use them as exceptionally stylish dust collectors. We won't judge.
Designing these beauties is our chance to flex our creative muscles. It's not often we get to make something both expensive and awesome. Usually, it's one or the other. But here, we've managed both! Aren't you lucky?
So go ahead, embrace the absurdity. After all, nothing says "I have impeccable taste" quite like a wall full of enormous faux flowers. Your guests will be... impressed? Confused? Both? Only time will tell.
Ceramic Flowers - Large
Welcome to the big leagues of wall decor, where our faux flowers are so massive, they practically qualify as roommates. These 5 to 10 inch ceramic wonders are here to revolutionize your home decor game, or at least give you something to dust regularly.
Behold our crown jewels: the Mofo mint, green, and blue. They're so popular, we're considering running for office on a pro-giant-flower platform. Most come in pretty boxes, because we know you love unwrapping things you've already seen online. Except the Mofo blue - it's so colossal, we had to settle for a brown box. It's like the Godzilla of home decor, but with better aesthetics.
Don't fret about installation - each flower has a keyhole back, making mounting easier than explaining why you bought a giant ceramic flower. Just grab a screw and voila! Instant wall art. Or, if you prefer, use them as exceptionally stylish dust collectors. We won't judge.
Designing these beauties is our chance to flex our creative muscles. It's not often we get to make something both expensive and awesome. Usually, it's one or the other. But here, we've managed both! Aren't you lucky?
So go ahead, embrace the absurdity. After all, nothing says "I have impeccable taste" quite like a wall full of enormous faux flowers. Your guests will be... impressed? Confused? Both? Only time will tell.
