“It’s a non-trivial amount of work” = I won’t be able to copy and paste “This is a temporary solution” = This is a permanent solution “I’ll be finished by Monday” = I won’t tell you which Monday “That’s funny” = I literally hate you “Do you want it done fast or do you want it done right?” = It will be neither “Just file a bug” = I have no idea what you’re saying right now “That’s an expansion of s