Back in 2006, when I first hit “publish,” I had no idea this little blog would outlast my attention span—or that I even had an attention span. Funny how life surprises you, right? Here’s the thing: once upon a time, I read that the secret to happiness is low expectations. Maybe that’s why this blog has thrived for so long—and why you’re here, staring at a 404 page instead of the thing you wanted.