canonically impossible pool party

TUMBLR WHAT IS THIS

A LIGHTNING BOLT????

YOU TOOK MY CHILD

LOOK AT HIM. HE WAS SO HAPPY TO SEE ME EVERYDAY AND NOW HE'S DEAD. FUCK YOU TUMBLRR

There's nothing wrong with Hooters per se, but only a deeply sexually repressed society would be capable of producing Hooters. It's wild that it existed alongside Applebee's and Chilli's. Yeah man let's go to the psychosexual chicken wing place.

"I want to watch sports and eat chicken wings but I also want to constantly be aware that every waitress in this restaurant was hired for her fat tits. No I want them to be clothed the whole time. I just wanna know that like, in the background."

Any upstanding pervert could come up with a strip club. That's good honest fun. But even a normal pervert couldn't come up Hooters. You gotta be a pervert who doesn't even know you're a pervert.

it's crazy how a specific flavour of liberals (often calling themselves "leftists") on this website has learned that acting like the US is the specialest most important bestest place ever is nonsensical, but they somehow haven't learned that US exceptionalism in and of itself is a problem so they just pivot to "this is the worst place in the world, and if you say your country is worse on any issue you dont know what youre talking about. didnt you know that police KILL people here? orange man!!! orange man!!!!"

Roxers roxy

Hold on i need to ask my friend Claudia, who is a college student and edits wikipedia something real quick...

THIS IS MY FRIEND CLAUDIA

for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the “question only a human can answer” which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.

luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it’s this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint.

if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?

The activity button now being a lightning bolt instead of a little face caught me so off guard! I felt like I was clicking on something illegal

i gotta remember this

This was a Patreon Request

smells like sunshine

Another banger from r/northernlion

let them live, riker

stop interrupting their date, riker

fuck OFF, riker

Underrated JRPG feature is when one party member uses some non-weapon object as a weapon, but you still upgrade your stats by buying weapons, so now every weapon shop in the world needs to carry parasols of increasing lethality