i think tim being oblivious to his Thing with conner and needing to be told by multiple sources (some more reliable than others, some more embarrassing than others) that he's basically dating his best friend, is funny

but i also think tim drawing up a 17-step plan to woo conner kent aka superboy, complete with 4-7 contingencies just in case, ending with eloping on another planet also just in case, is hilarious

Loving you and missing you every day, Yanli 🪷

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

not the bad vibes 😓

tim is so done

you're in her dms. i am writing keysmash comments on her ao3 fic. we are not the same

you're in her dms. i am writing keysmash comments on her ao3 fic. we are not the same

cannot believe cql was just like "and here are the lans. their forehead ribbon is very sacred and only family members or lovers can touch it" and then have lwj basically handfast wwx with it. hanguang-jun, you slut

be crime do gay

“oh no we need to practice for our fake dating” is the funniest trope to me cause like. there are so many people who force themselves into a shitty relationship they hate just because of amatonormatiivity that it’s an ingrained part of popular culture to joke about hating your partner.

which is to say, oh my god you dont need to hold hands and go on fake dates, you don’t even need to agree on a single detail of your cover story beforehand. you can literally stand 6 feet apart at all times and look profoundly uncomfortable and all anyone will think is “yikes™. not my problem”

actually people should address this in fanfic more because “i know we could half-ass it, but i would never fake mistreat my fake husband, how dare you” is absolutely delightful

New trope: fake dating for spite.

“Look, my only goal here is for our pretend relationship to be demonstrably healthier than Aunt Rita and Uncle Carl’s fifteen year, three child marriage - which means the bar is so low we probably can’t fuck this up”

preserving @river-gale’s tags for posterity because yes. yes. this is it. you get it.

“the arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each other” the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch

Art vs STEM is a lie created to stop us from turning on the real enemy: business and economics

Arts vs STEM is a lie, the computer that put us on the moon was a loom of woven wires, our space suits were made by hand sewing, we need chemistry to mix paint and we need biology to raise the sheep who make the wool we spin into yarn and crochet or knit or weave and the world is beautiful

Reblogging as a science enthusiast and an artist

Brennan Lee Mulligan plays to win but Vic Michaelis plays to make Sam Reich lose

I’m starting a collection.

judging