likes to charge, reblogs to cast

#i’d rather he physically get sliced in half. but this is kind of nice

this interaction killing me

so the cursed sword has been making a lot of sense lately

here is a sweet story for you all:

the first time I saw my grandmother after coming out and starting HRT she said “here he comes” as I stepped out of the car and then started jumping up and down saying “he! he!! I’m going to remember!!” I started to say hello and she goes “oh! your voice!! wait, let me hear you say something” I say “hi grandmother” and she smiles really big and says “oh… that is a miracle :-)”

the moral of the story is that sometimes coming out is awesome and my grandmother rules. happy pride ✨

My grandmother also got bored one time at thanksgiving and asked me if I wanted to go look for cool mushrooms with her in the woods so basically she just kicks ass

It is hilarious making hookup arrangements as a busy adult… looking forward to seeing your pussy in ten business days

If he’s overthinking, milk him until his brain turns off.

kiss me tenderly on the lips about it then bro

talking to a guy and he just starts eating a berry that boosts special attack

got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style

White boy shocks everyone at the restaurant by emitting a massive electromagnetic pulse