the funniest part about metroid is that ridley is a completely sentient/human level intelligence but he just acts like that cause he's a hater and an asshole

OH So this guy’s purpose in life is to hang out in a Pokémon Center on Poni Island and tutor one move that only one Pokémon can learn, a Legendary postgame Pokémon from a Hoenn one/four generations ago. And that Pokémon naturally knows that move anyway.

Fuck me, I’m getting a new job. I’ll be standing in a Dunkin Donuts on Staten Island tutoring Spanish. But only if you’re early 19th Venezuelan military leader Simón Bolívar.

Pokemon Heritage Post

Well, they didn’t find the gate, but Xykon did find a pair of shoes. I’m reasonably sure that’s intentional actually. Xykon was drawn without shoes on the last page too, so the new threads really are his consolation prize for the evening.

Oona meanwhile gets to enjoy the number one benefit of joining a pre-made group late: Such groups are often only after one specific piece of loot, and they don’t care what happens to the rest of it.

Important note: the author of the comic was a writer on the D&D splatbook containing the acid-breathing shark

Yeap, the legendary Acidborn template in Dungeonscape. Sample creature is a shark.

Not as many as you.

therkla my beloved

2023.12.02

If you’ve seen the Barbie trailer you know that someone had to

“How will I achieve complete and total ultimate arcane power?”

i love roy he’s just a very tired guy and i think we can all relate to that a little

i extremely fucked up the resolution on this sorry

i was on the being silly and whimsical island and everyone knew you

guess who still cares a lot about a bunch of stick figures in the year 2023. hi its me i care hello

more stick figures