i feel like this is important enough to put on here.

if you have any videos on youtube make sure this is unchecked

Why is always "Dave getting comforted by Karkat" and never "Karkat gets comforted by Dave" why does my son never get any comforting 😞

My son, he has become a commodity in his relationship with Dave on the fandoms eye

This would be Karkat with any friends he makes post game considering half his original friend group fucking died and the other half just left

Karkat jealousy but it stems of the fact the people he cared about are gone

yeah, people have pointed out how ironic it is that for all Musk's stupid invocations of The Matrix, Vivian is the one whose life story has played out like Neo

It's very common for former "designer babies" to have trauma from not just the fact that they were basically a product sold to their parents as superior healthy optimized children, but also because biology doesn't work like that & the science is overhyped so many parents become resentful & abusive when the perfect kid they paid a lot of money for ends up just being a regular imperfect human being.

The first "designer babies" are already fully grown adults & many of them are speaking out about how messed up it is.

> Karkat: Hug the bee

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Remember when people would make “Homestuck but [character] becomes evil” AUs and every time it’d be called “sober![Character]”. That was weird.

Gamzee’s addiction is handled like total dogshit in Homestuck proper. This is fact. So it’s just really cool and fun how uncritical people were about it. But also kind of funny? Like, “sober!Karkat-” what in god’s name is he becoming sober from?

The imperialist boot he was sucking, i assume

Sober!Karkat has become Leftist. Welcome, comrade.

humans doing quadrants badly on earth c is like a given but i started smiling in real life imagining trolls doing really really bad renditions of human marriage and nuclear family traditions

if homestuck was hispanic, karkat vantas would be karkat vargas and dave would call him el vergas.

Modern vampire who has spent the last 70-ish years of their immortality primarily being slutty in nightclubs and non-lethal snacking on hookups shocked and uncomfortable that most vampires older than the lightbulb are really into torture and cruelty and eating babies alive. Super excited to finally meet his own kind and then oh no. oh fuck. time out wtf are they doing. this is profoundly unsexy they bit that guy’s arm off and are letting him crawl around screaming and crying. there’s not even any kissing or grinding or club music. is this normal?? i am Going to throw up i’ve gotta get these poor ppl out of here. askjeeves how to smuggle 30 naked prisoners (assorted genders) out of vampire mansion time sensitive.

Bc i am god’s least shut-uppable angel i do gotta clarify, our modern vampire protag is not like, an undead gas station attendant, he’s like 100 years old, he’s well known in his city’s club scene as a hot n solid hookup if you can keep your mouth shut, he’s not at all hesitant to kill douchebags and has Seen Some Shit over the years. The thing i’m trying to highlight is he’s unfamiliar with what other vampires are up to outside the 1 or 2 he’s met who are also focused on being perpetual goth icons like him. So when he finally meets some truly ancient and cruel bloodsuckers who have been around since 200CE and do Hannibal shit to their captives on the regular, it completely blindsides him. Imagine being some poor tortured bastard getting cranked up on a meat hook to get ripped apart by a ballroom full of ghouls, and there’s one dude who absolutely should be at the club who looks like he’s about to start crying at the sight of your suffering. That shit would be delicious through the 4th wall.

Okey what is the more likely option