hi I’m nick this is my blog you can come hang out if you like

ATTN: If you like my theoryposting the best way to give me a compliment is to donate $5 to Mohammed’s campaign (vetted, entry 174, row 178)! thanks :)

I cannot wait for this fucking movie dude

I’m always doing shit like going to the grocery store for 6-10 items

“casual reminder that [x]” comrade we cannot continue with this haphazard educational strategy. it needs to be systematised and it needs to be public. what is this ‘casual’ nonsense. don’t you understand the politics of knowledge at all. information is not self-evident it must be presented within a context of power and ideological rigour. our enemies already know this

made this ramen like 12% more spicy than I wanted. whitie defeated by himself

immediately seeing the benefits of staying offline and instead driving myself insane by watching an actor’s entire filmography

do you think Helena slept with Mark S and took his work virginity to spite Helly and ruin their relationship because Mark never clocked that she wasn’t really Helly. like he’s gotta develop an insane complex about that now right

evil girlboss women will see mark s and immediately psychosexually torture him

okay wow you guys were totally right about the helly/helena thing that’s crazy

constantly being put in situations where I find myself explaining omegaverse to my offline friends. or well they’re not even offline I’m just always the most online person they know

I like when profs don’t use an email signature. my masters supervisor used to sign his emails with just “Robert phd” like its way more of a flex than using the university template that lists out your title or where your office is located on campus