HAPPY BIRHTDYA ULTIMATE CRYING EVERY SPAM HAPPY BIRTHDY ULTIMATE CRYING IN THE CHAT!

they put 29 fire sauce packets into my crunchwrap and told me to blow it out. i laughed haha very funny bit but they insisted so i blew on the fire sauce packets and said "oh look the candles are out now i can eat" but they said no keep blowing until the fire is gone. the drive through line exteneded for two miles behind me but they wouldnt let me leave until i was able to blow them all off the crunchwrap it was hell but kinda sweet of them tbh

BOBIN BALLIN ALL 2025 ( make sure to stretch before balling your 29 now bobin warm ups are very important even goku did stretches and warm ups before a fight)

thank you! im gonna get panda express AND taco bell today. really treat myself

THank you! im gonan keep making shit until im like 80 i got poster in my genes at this point

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY! IM 29(basically 50) and if you want to give me something id appreciate it if you could watch thsi video of me eating a 100 mg edible and playing spore

if not you can also send me 29 bday punches,..... ill be waiting

the ingredients to an irl limitless pill are lil bit shrooms lil bit weed lil bit alchohol i was able to rewrite goodfellas from memeory on that with confidence it wasn’t accurate at all, for some reason they were teenagers working at a burger place over the summer when suddenly an evil burger place opens across the street and shaq was there

wasted this guys time for like 15 minutes lmao

john cena just turned bad and all the make a wish kids he helped activated their mk ultra and are wreaking havoc on the town

the only good thing in life is finding funny people who think ur funny everything else is superfloos

Went to an accountant to get my taxes done for my Wizardry business and apparently you cannot put 10,000 locusts as dependents on your taxes so now I'm very much in the red and all of a sudden my account's office is now infested with locusts and he's blaming it on me???