I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

no hope for you even at all

Backshots...? No, I could never strike my enemy whilst he isn't looking. It would be most dishonorable

when i mentioned wanting to make P&J memes out of these posts, @auroblaze insisted on drawing both of them in full. as you can see, she is an artistic genius

if you are interested in seeing even more memes about my favorite idiots, i've posted many of them before! here is meme collection 1 and meme collection 2 for your viewing pleasure

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"is sex with angels monsterfucking" forum thread shut down by moderators after 300 pages of fierce debate, 26 banned accounts and 8 doxxed members

"would the angels consider us bestiality" Follow-up thread created and instantly closed with the forum going into lockdown temporally

giving head to your goth gf like *gets on knees* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her-

it would be rediculous if ur goth gfs belt harness /actually/ requires u to unbuckle all ur belts!!! that dress clearly has the belts pinned on, probably with a zipper in the back!! if u wanna give head to ur goth gf ud prolly only need to unbuckle a small amt of actual vital belts that keep the thing together!!

i stg yall prolly think we actually buckle all the belts on our boots too smh my shaking head!!!

Context: My sister bought a dragon piggy bank for group snack funds, and insists that bad jokes means you have to put change in it.

My sister’s bard was trying to delicately suggest to a dragon that he open a red light district in his city, saying that it’s a very popular… trade.

Dragon, who has already guessed wrong once: Oh I think I know what you mean. A creamery!

Me, OOC: That’s one way to put it.

My sister: *clinks pig menacingly at me*

My joke derailed us for a few minutes, and all the players AND our DM ended up donating to the jar that session.

i saw the sauce drawer tweet and immediately blacked out

on april 11th 2020, me and pyro ruined kris’ life

“I have a slideshow of diagrams from Midnight that, unfortunately for all of us, adhere to the curriculum. Mic will be over later with a disturbing puppet show. If any of you have less-than-human anatomy, I don’t want to know about it. That’s what masturbation and the internet is for. We have to do this today while Mineta is away. Bakugou, doing that will give you brain damage, stop. Oh, Midoriya, you’re allowed to sit outside, I got the note from your mother. Now. God, I need a pay raise. Does everyone know what a penis looks like? …Don’t answer that.”

just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonar

we can too you’re just not skilled yet

Me helicoptering my dick so the cops can’t triangulate my cellphone signal

Never been happier to have bad vision

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this site has one setting

“You killed his mater and fucked his pater”

goin to sleep after that GOOD. NUT.

Is that Seth Everman?

One of them

excuse me tumblr user facadehe what does that mean please answer i am worried and scared thank you