Alestorm

RAISE A TANKARD TO THE SKY AND SAY, UZBEKISTAN IS A PIRATE LAAAAAAAAAND

Great EP

fireeee

pirate metal and power metal, you have got to be joking with me. I can't believe this shit. it sounds like drunk Irish music but sped up. go listen to something better and get your dick out of your hand. you kids need to grow the fuck up and mature. submit a goddamn job application somewhere and get out of your parents fucking basement. pick up a hobby, atleast do something for fucks sake. listen go something better. fuck all of you

listen go something better.

Reddit metal

Yarrr

pirate metal and power metal, you have got to be joking with me. I can't believe this shit. it sounds like drunk Irish music but sped up. go listen to something better and get your dick out of your hand. you kids need to grow the fuck up and mature. submit a goddamn job application somewhere and get out of your parents fucking basement. pick up a hobby, atleast do something for fucks sake. listen go something better. fuck all of you

pirate metal and power metal, you have got to be joking with me. I can't believe this shit. it sounds like drunk Irish music but sped up. go listen to something better and get your dick out of your hand. you kids need to grow the fuck up and mature. submit a goddamn job application somewhere and get out of your parents fucking basement. pick up a hobby, atleast do something for fucks sake. listen go something better. fuck all of you

pirate metal and power metal, you have got to be joking with me. I can't believe this shit. it sounds like drunk Irish music but sped up. go listen to something better and get your dick out of your hand. you kids need to grow the fuck up and mature. submit a goddamn job application somewhere and get out of your parents fucking basement. pick up a hobby, atleast do something for fucks sake. listen go something better. fuck all of you

pirate metal and power metal, you have got to be joking with me. I can't believe this shit. it sounds like drunk Irish music but sped up. go listen to something better and get your dick out of your hand. you kids need to grow the fuck up and mature. submit a goddamn job application somewhere and get out of your parents fucking basement. pick up a hobby, atleast do something for fucks sake. listen go something better. fuck all of you

pirate metal and power metal, you have got to be joking with me. I can't believe this shit. it sounds like drunk Irish music but sped up. go listen to something better and get your dick out of your hand. you kids need to grow the fuck up and mature. submit a goddamn job application somewhere and get out of your parents fucking basement. pick up a hobby, atleast do something for fucks sake. listen go something better. fuck all of you

Is pirating pirate music a bad thing, or is that how you should listen to it?

Running Wild If they were shit

Great band

I was quite inspired with the first three albums, but with the newer releases the band lost its charm to me. Curse Of The Crystal Coconut was the first album I actually didn't enjoy. The band follows the wrong direction, concentrating on cringy jokes rather than on epic symphonic hymns

It is ironic that the most tasteless people are trying to lecture us on what is music and what is not. Frustration is not a good thing, especially when coupled with stupidity and arrogance :D

pirate metal and power metal, you have got to be joking with me. I can't believe this shit. it sounds like drunk Irish music but sped up. go listen to something better and get your dick out of your hand. you kids need to grow the fuck up and mature. submit a goddamn job application somewhere and get out of your parents fucking basement. pick up a hobby, atleast do something for fucks sake. listen go something better. fuck all of you

This is what SpongeBob would listen to if he was a metalhead

Running Wild influenced them? They don't sound like Running Wild, but I guess they got the pirate metal idea from them?

Listen to this: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7guRMMjh4TodgwY7oHw2q2?si=4736f03d57aa4a6d

Show in Mexico City was mindfuckingblowing !

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Rico y sabrosito!!!!

France: juillet 2022

new album is funny af

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COME TO BRAZIL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fun fact: on Hungarian CDs, there's a bonus song! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrsO6KhlQbw

Who likes new album, raise your hook, raise your sword! 😆

the new album is HEAT.

I already like the new album better than Curse of the Crystal Coconut.

Come to Brazil

Vote up the new pic https://www.last.fm/music/Alestorm/+images/3f5ccd6a5afed4f2ffc99661477cf168

I fucking love this band. They don't take anything seriously at all. They just fuck around and do their thing, and still manage to make extremely good songs while doing it. Music doesn't always have to be serious with flexy lyrics and brutal vocals. Just bullshitting around in a studio can make some of the most beautiful songs known to mankind!

"Sunset on the Golden Age" really is an appropriate album title for this band.

Curse of the Crystal Coconut is the most fun the genre has provided me in years! If you disagree, just eat a giant bag of dicks.

yucky fat fans

I will never forgive this band for turning into bad novelty music

Your stupid navigator is an alcooholic and you crew look like LEGO bricks . Your pirate ship Is full of a bag of dicks

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I can't begin to comprehend how awful this bands newer material is seriously what the absolut vodka fuck is tortuga

Well shit, didn't know how much I needed pirate metal in my life

Wooden Leg Part 2 (The Woodening) is fucking insane.

Imagine listening to a band named Alestorm and then complaining about a lack of depth? If you don't like Alestorm, then you are banned from having beers with Death.

Your Pirate ship, can eat a bag of dicks!