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Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them Hardcover – Import, August 29, 2003
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- Print length368 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherDutton
- Publication dateAugust 29, 2003
- Dimensions6.36 x 1.34 x 9.3 inches
- ISBN-100525947647
- ISBN-13978-0525947646
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Knowledgeable and funny . . . [A] tough-minded look at politicians and the press. -- San Francisco Examiner
Wickedly funny. -- Newsweek
About the Author
Excerpt. © Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved.
God chose me to write this book.
Just the fact that you are reading this is proof not just of God s existence, but also of His/Her/Its beneficence. That s right. I am not certain of God s precise gender. But I am certain that He/She/It chose me to write this book.
This isn t hubris. I m not saying this in an egotistical way. God didn t choose me because I m the greatest writer who ever lived. That was William Shakespeare, whose work I have a passing familiarity with. No. I just happened to be the right vessel at the right time. If something in this book makes you laugh, it was God s joke. If something makes you think, it s because God had a good point to make.
The reason I know God chose me is because God spoke to me personally.
God began our conversation by clearing something up. Some of George W. Bush s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial. But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the electoral college. "THAT WORKED FOR EVERYONE ELSE," God said.
"What about Tilden?" I asked, referring to the 1876 debacle.
"QUIET!" God snapped. God was angry.
God said that after 9/11, George W. Bush squandered a unique moment of national unity. That instead of rallying the country around a program of mutual purpose and sacrifice, Bush cynically used the tragedy to solidify his political power and pursue an agenda that panders to his base and serves the interests of his corporate backers.
God told me that Bush squandered a $4.6 trillion surplus and is plunging us into deficits as far as God can see. And that Bush squandered another surplus. The surplus of goodwill from the rest of the world that he had inherited from Bill Clinton.
And this was pissing God off.
He/She/It was right. But it sounded like a lot of work.
"Look, God, I m flattered, but I think you got the wrong guy. The kind of book you re talking about would require months of research."
And God said, "LET THERE BE GOOGLE. AND LET THERE BE LEXISNEXIS."
"Very funny, God. I use Google all the time."
"YES, I KNOW," God said. "FOR HOT ASIAN TEENS."
"You must be thinking of my son, Joe."
"AL? I'M OMNISCIENT."
"Okay, okay." I changed the subject. "It s just that I can t do this book myself."
"LEAVE THAT TO ME," God boomed.
And that s when Harvard called.
***
Harvard s Kennedy School of Government asked me to serve as a fellow at its Shorenstein Center on the Press, Politics, and Public Policy. After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
I couldn t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow s leaders, unless it was spending fireside evenings sipping sherry with great minds at the Faculty Club. Yawn.
To my surprise and delight, though, all Harvard wanted me to do was show up every once in a while and write something about something. That gave me an idea.
"Would it be okay if I wrote a scathingly partisan attack on the rightwing media and the Bush administration?"
"No problem," Harvard said absentmindedly.
"Count me in," I replied. "From now on call me Professor Franken. "
"No," Harvard said, "you re not a professor. But you can run a study group on the topic of your choosing."
"Great," I said. "I ve got the perfect topic: Write My Son s Harvard College Application Essay."
"No," they said. "Harvard students already know how to write successful Harvard applications, Al. We want you to teach them something new."
Harvard was right where I wanted it. "How about if the topic is: How to Research My Book?"
"Sure," Harvard said. "Most of our professors teach that course. Why, in the Biochemistry department, most of the graduate level courses are- "
Harvard was boring me. "I gotta run, Harvard. Thanks."
***
I had my Nexis, I had my Google, I had my Harvard fellowship, and I had my fourteen research assistants. I sat down to write. Nothing.
So I got on my knees and prayed for guidance. "How, God, can I best do Your work through this book? Who, dear Lord, is the audience for a book like this? And what s a good title?"
God answered, "YOU KNOW THOSE SHITTY BOOKS BY ANN COULTER AND BERNIE GOLDBERG?"
"The best-sellers that claim there s a liberal bias in the media?" I asked.
"TOTAL BULLSHIT," God said. "START BY ATTACKING THEM. HE'S CLEARLY A DISGRUNTLED FORMER EMPLOYEE, AND SHE JUST LIES. BY THE WAY, THERE'S SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH HER."
"That s pretty obvious."
"SO GO AFTER THEM, THE WHOLE LIBERAL BIAS MYTH, AND THEN GO AFTER THE RIGHT-WING MEDIA. ESPECIALLY FOX."
"Okay, God, I m writing this down."
"THEN USE THEM AS A JUMPING-OFF POINT TO GO AFTER BUSH. YOU KNOW, BIG TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH, SURGING UNEMPLOYMENT, IGNORING EVERYONE BUT HIS CORPORATE BUDDIES, SCREWING THE ENVIRONMENT, PISSING OFF THE REST OF THE WORLD. THAT STUFF. AND THAT'S YOUR BOOK."
"Got it. One last thing. Title."
"HOW ABOUT BEARERS OF FALSE WITNESS AND THE FALSE WITNESS THAT THEY BEAR?"
"Hmm. I, uh, I ll work with that."
Reprinted from Lies: And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them-A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right by Al Franken by permission of Dutton, a member of Penguin Group (USA) Inc. Copyright © Al Franken, Inc., 2003. All rights reserved. This excerpt, or any parts thereof, may not be reproduced without permission.
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- Dimensions : 6.36 x 1.34 x 9.3 inches
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Senator Al Franken has represented Minnesota in the United States Senate since 2009. Before entering politics, he was an award-winning comedy writer, author, and radio talk show host. He's been married to his wife, Franni, for 41 years — many of them happy. They have two children, Thomasin and Joe, and three grandchildren. Senator Franken graduated from Harvard College and received his doctorate in right-wing megalomania studies from Trump University.
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- Reviewed in the United States on September 21, 2003I am not a Replubican, nor am I a Democrat. I was a Thatcherite who herself inspired Reagan. I have been here for fifteen years and have grown more disgusted by the political process and general lack of voter awareness.
I listen to alot of right wing radio, what choice do I have - the alternative is bland music or all day sport. I read quite alot and I have read AL Franken's latest book. Not great literature, not great comedy (quite funny)- but very interesting. The funniest line was the last line.
When I read a book like this - I want to make sure that that the extremely serious accusations are correct. So I decide to do some research. If I want to find about about a movie I go to Rotten Tomatoes. For a book what better than than Amazon and the 1100 reviews to date.
Since I am looking for faults in the book - I focus on reviews that give it one or two stars. It is these people that will determine whether this book is accurate or not. Remember, this is a top selling book which is accusing the President of the USA of being a lyar!!!
I will now list the typical one star rebuttals with my comments were appropriate:
1) "Unsubstantiated" - May be but give me an example!
2) "His arguments can be dismantled in Five minutes" I'm listening
3)"Liberals will follow the fate of James Dean...." Is this a threat or a pagan vision?
4) "He must be a Frenchman" In your dreams (Since French people have 4-6 weeks vacation a year, enjoy long lunches with excellent wine, can wander through streets with beautiful architecture, have affordable health care, job security and very little poverty. His American counterpart is lucky to get 2 weeks vacation, works like a dog, eats processed meat from factory farms without proper hygene and worker safety/benefits, and were there a good chance he lives below the poverty level having had a comparatively poor education, and his future probably means he will lose his manufacturing job in exchange for a job at K-Mart)
5)"Liberalism is basically Secularism". No comment
6)"8 months prior to Sept 11, is the Clinton adminstration Duh !!!" Three people thought that was good review.
7) "I have not read this book..." 8 out 77 thought that was good review.
8) " If he wanted to prove his case he should challenge them directly" This book is a direct challenge. I am looking for factual rebuttals.
9) "He should get a job" This is too deep for me.
So the critics have had their say. The above list is merely a representative sample. So far all responses have been vacuous.
Thus the conclusion that Bush (and his cronies) is a lyar. During the election campaign I had come to the conclusion that if you had to wade through Bush's deepest thoughts you would not even get your ankles wet. But it is obvioulsly worse than that. He has made huge lies regarding the miltary, his tax policy and Iraq. His every statement regarding the environment is a gaping deception. I'm not particuarly religious, but if you plan on getting votes by aligning yourself with God, you had dam well better be virtuous. Understanding the Gospel according to Luke also might help.
Many people who are upset by this callous, hypocritical administartion are accused of a lack of patriotism. Well it is not patriotic to destroy the land air and water that we breath. It is not patriotic to increase poverty or to execute innocent people or execute people who merely get legal aid. It is not patriotic a launch a war having decieved the electorate, it is not patriotic to use religion to get votes, use religion to destroy Science and Logic, to use religion to carry out a pagan foreign policy. It is not patriotic to treat the rest of the world with contempt, to help fund the educational infrastructure that breeds people who dream of destroying America. It is not patriotic to lie. No that is not patriotism. but it does threaten the longterm security of me, my family and all who want a happy healthy and prosperous longterm future.
Ignorance may be bliss - but it is also highly dangerous.
Bush's crimes listed in this book are worse than Clintons (i.e the politically inspired investigation into his private life, that paralized the country for a year and led to issues that should reside between husband and wife, not a with a bunch of adulterous political enemies) or Nixons relatively minor crime.
With hindsight and without the promised ('we know where they are')weapons of mass destruction, the war on Iraq was obviously illegal. Impeachment should be in the air.
- Reviewed in the United States on November 11, 2017I wasn't sure what to expect from this book, but I found it to be an enjoyable, informative, and, moreover, important book to read. Franken carefully (and wittily) points out numerous errors, exaggerations, half-truths, false information, and outright lies that several prominent conservative political "pundits" and politicians made in the 1990s and early 2000s. Importantly, in each case he provides the evidence and cites the sources to back up his points, and in explaining how the subjects' statements or writings are wrong, he provides useful and enlightening information to the reader about these past events. Most unsettling/disturbing are the instances he points out (again with supporting evidence) in which the subjects of the book did not bother to check the facts to back up some of the criticisms or pronouncements they made, essentially spreading and amplifying gossip and false information. Further, and especially alarming and repugnant, in instances when the errors, misstatements, false information, or lies were pointed out to those persons who made them, they would not (or could not) accept or even acknowledge the truth, and would/did not correct the false public statements that they previously had made.
For fans/admirers/supporters of the conservative persons Franken writes about, it may be difficult to read this book; and on the other hand, critics of the subjects of the book will like/enjoy what he writes. But regardless of political persuasion, I think this is an important book for all Americans to read to get some insight into the things that politicians and political pundits say or write (regardless of whether the persons are conservative, liberal, in-between, or whatever), to appreciate the importance of citizens carefully thinking about what is said/written; asking for (no, make that demanding!!) the honest facts/data to back up what is said, written, or broadcast; and maintaining a skeptical perspective of the statements made by others, even by the politicians we like and are inclined to support.
It is important to note that although the book talks about events that occurred or statements that were made more than a decade ago, what is written in the book and the implications are just as important (or even more so) today. Finally, the bottom line is that it just is an enjoyable, informative, and funny -- (sometimes laugh-out-loud funny) -- book to read.
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- Mary LucyReviewed in Canada on October 26, 2022
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious and sad at the same time!
Al Franken is always informative in a very entertaining way, which I appreciate, being a Canadian looking on what is happening down south of our border. He likes to point out the obvious in a hilarious manner. Despite this book describing an earlier time in American Politics, a lot of what he describes still rings true today, unfortunately. I highly recommend this book. Looking forward to reading more books from Al Franken.
- Big J O KReviewed in the United Kingdom on February 16, 2015
5.0 out of 5 stars Very pleased to receive the book promptly after payment
Very pleased to receive the book promptly after payment. A well-written reality novel. Very Hilarious, as well. A good addition to my book library. Well-packed and fast dispatch. Thanks.
- TangallioReviewed in the United Kingdom on November 2, 2017
5.0 out of 5 stars A great history lesson that shows Fake News is nothing new.
If you wonder why the US and UK are in such a political mess and so divided, read this book and wonder why nobody did anything about the Murdock empire taking over world news and polluting our airwaves with divisive fake news when Al Franken was shouting about it back in 2004......
If you ignore the warning signs, what do you expect is going to happen?
- ArynthReviewed in the United Kingdom on December 16, 2003
4.0 out of 5 stars Witty, stinging satire, enjoyable but at times too arrogant.
I'm in the UK and in this country the nuances of internal American politics are almost totally ignored. In recent years I have, through discussions with American friends, learned more and more about such politics and it was in one such discussion that I learned of this book and its author Al Franken.
I'm not ashamed to admit that I never heard of the guy before but I did hear that he had the audacity to challenge Anne Coulter (the screaming right-wing conspiracy theorist who crops up on CNN opinion shows every so often to shout about Bill Clinton) so his books was something I was willing to read.
So I bought the book. I must admit I was initialy dismayed by the title and the title of his other books (Lies and the lying liers who tell them and Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot), however I came to learn that this was merely all part of Franken's satirical art.
So what does Franken do? He goes on the attack against several Right Wing figures mostly belonging to the Republican party. He insults them, he goads them, he most certainñy doesn't show them any respect. Essentially he uses the techniques he criticises the same right-wingers for using with one essential difference - he leaves out the lies.
He embarks on what we might call a scholarly fact-finding mission to challenge conservatives like Coulter and Limbaugh in the same manner someone like Norman Finkelstein has done in the past. However, Franken's unique style is replete with humour and irreverence and, even when he's being utterly offensive, it's impossible not to like him.
He essentially focuses on a group of republicans in this book, beginning with Anne Coulter and following on with Bernie Goldberg, Bill O'Reilly, the Fox Network and its correspondents, Sean Hannity and his liberal sidekick Colmes and also the methods they use in attacking the Democrats as well as a mysterious "liberal" group they have created to pin everything from faulty computers to cancer on.
He makes some witty observations about the personal lives of his victims and breaks the monotony of politicking every so often with a comic-style section. My favourite part of the book was, in fact, "The Gospel of Supply Side Jesus". It literally had me rolling on my bed laughing my head off. He points out several of the lies which have been made on behalf of the right wing, including claims made by President George Bush concerning his compaign. He also pounces on the cynical exploitation of September 11 by the Right Wing in an attempt to silence opposition.
What I don't like about his writing, however, are his constant damned attempts to plug his own books. It seems that he mentiones "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot" every 10 pages and, I must admit, it's worked a treat because I've just ordered the book but I hate anything with so much product placement in it.
I think he's also sometimes a bit off target with his criticism, especially with his attacks on critics of the so-called 'Death Tax'. He has a fair point but contradicts himself with his analogies concerning this topic and seems to go a bit over the top.
Interested in the politics of America? Then I think this book would be a useful start. You don't really need too much background info to have great fun and understanding of the book. Anything that takes the mickey out of Bob Jones University and Queen Barbera Bush wins my vote!
- BigfanReviewed in the United Kingdom on September 21, 2018
5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant
Brilliant, hilarious and frightening. Must read