- I don’t have any government documents at Mar-a-Lago.
- The FBI ransacked Mar-a-Lago – it’s another witch hunt.
- The FBI planted evidence.
- There weren’t any top-secret documents.
- All those documents marked top-secret? I actually already declassified them.
- Barack Hussein Obama had 30 million documents at his house.
- I’m being persecuted. Send money, everybody!