Despite how I've bombarded several mailboxes and yelled all of your ears off about how I'm downsizing, today's post is going to be the polar opposite. The cards I've accumulated in the time in which I'd been dumping hundreds of cards onto other people, or more specifically the cards I picked up in January before I went cold turkey in February.
The theme for most of these is rather simple, these names were the first names I'd seen when I was wide-eyed and first getting into sports and sports cards. A lot were Tulo and CarGo from those early 2010's Rockies teams but those will get their own post. Here is everything else.
Tim Lincecum
Starting off with this really cool Lincecum jersey card. The "A Cut Above" inserts from 2012 were up against stiff competition in what was a good time for die-cuts. These flimsy cards just didn't tickle anyone's fancy compared to the sturdier and shinier offerings around at the time. But when I saw there was a relic version, I was mildly interested.
Especially since the guy on it is Lincecum, who stopped being the Freak we all know and love in 2012. He'd still show flashes of his former self like when he no-hit the San Diego Padres twice later on, but the Padres didn't start being good at baseball until 2021 so take that with a grain of salt.
Takuya Asao
リリーフ投手としてMVP賞をとれのって普通に凄くない?いつかメジャーでも活躍するの見たいよ。
In 2011 Takuya Asao won Central Legue MVP honors as a reliever. He wasn't even a closer, he won the MVP as a set-up man! This is the year after he set the single-season NPB record for holds (47 in 2010).
Anyone who watched the Chunichi Dragons at the time remembers him being absolutely filthy. He would've probably been a dominant reliever in the big leagues too. Unfortunately he got overused and his arm wore down, but his peak was absolutely insane.
Chris Sale
Once upon a time people thought Sale would never be able to find prolonged success as a starting pitcher and that his lanky frame would doom him to just being a reliever. Well several successful seasons with the Chicago White Sox and Red Sox erased that real quick. Sale has a lot of rookie autographs from 2010-11, but I opted for the more wallet friendly option of a sticker autograph applied on a horizontal insert nobody liked from his sophomore season.
Dellin Betances
This is probably the first Betances card I've added to my collection in a LONG time. Now I have both New York Yankees rookie autos from 2012 Topps Chrome in shiny blue (the other rookie is Austin Romine). 2012 is unfortunately when Betances' chances of being a starter died, things got so bad he got demoted to double-A. But there he was moved to the bullpen and from 2013 onwards he enjoyed a very successful career as a dominant four time All Star reliever.
Yoshinori Tateyama
It's easy to forget but Tateyama did actually come stateside and played in MLB in 2011 and 2012. Tateyama hailed from Osaka, Japan and actually went to the same high school that another Japanese MLBer Koji Uehara went to. They were both in the same grade and both teammates on the high school baseball team.
Tateyama joined the Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters in the second round of the 1998 Draft. While initially he was tried out as a starter, he eventually converted into a reliever and in the 2000's he was a mainstay in the Fighters bullpen.
Tateyama joined the Rangers in October of 2010, it was right when the Rangers were about to become back-to-back AL Champs, but more importantly it was right when they were heavily scouting Tateyama's Fighters teammate Yu Darvish (spoilers: they got him too). Interestingly enough in 2011 the Rangers also traded for his old high school teammate Uehara from the Baltimore Orioles. So in 2012 he had teammates at different times in his life in Japan on the same MLB team. That's kind of nuts.
Tateyama bounced around 2013 and 2014 going from the Rangers to the Yankees to the Hanshin Tigers before calling it a career after the 2014 season. Since then he's gone back to being involved with the Fighters, at first by being a part of the TV crew covering the team but from 2023 onwards he's been the pitching coach for the Fighters. Makes sense since he was also the pitching coach for the Samurai Japan team that won Gold in the 2020 Olympics.
Tateyama gets the honor of the longest blurb out of anyone I will talk about in this post because his career is just truly fascinating.
Johnny Cueto
In 2012 the Cincinnati Reds only used six starting pitchers for the entire season. Johnny Cueto, Bronson Arroyo, Mat Latos, Homer Bailey and Todd Redmond. Redmond only made one start in what was his MLB debut while the other five made 30+ starts each. That was rare even then and absolutely unheard of now given how nobody knows how to keep pitchers healthy. That version of Cueto will always be the version I choose to remember him by.
Hanley Ramirez
It's kind of crazy how the 2010's had such a big array of fantastic shortstops that they've all gotten lost in the shuffle for various reasons (mostly injuries). Hanley was also on a really great HoF caliber path but by the time he was traded to the Los Angeles Dodgers his best years were somewhat in the rearview mirror. Then he went to the Boston Red Sox and the decline got uglier.
Victor Oladipo
Oladipo was once one of the biggest up-and-coming names when I was getting into basketball. He was really coming into his own as the guy who led the Indiana Pacers to a competitive first round playoff series against LeBron James and his Cleveland Cavaliers that went a full seven games. They lost but the prevailing notion was that they would pick up where the Paul George-era Pacers left off and they might even get as high as the second seed in the Eastern Conference.
Fast forward to 2024 and unfortunately Oladipo is turning into one of those players you toss around in "imagine if they never got injured" hypotheticals. Injuries thwarted any momentum he or the Pacers had during the late 2010's and in the 2020's Dipo suffered more injuries as he also kept bouncing around as a journeyman.
Even so, I did want a certified autograph of his showing him as a Pacer, there's strangely not a whole lot of them out there on the market. You can find plenty of him as a Magic/Thunder/Heat but it's like everyone already scooped up the cards of him with the team he had the most success with.
Clay Buchholz
The first time I heard about Buchholz was in an article where someone in the comments called him Clay Buttholes. That comment has not left my brain for even a second since. Also this 2013 Topps Replacement Autograph is neat solely because I like the novelty of cards created to be replacements for redemptions.
Ryan Braun and Carlos Gonzalez
Braun is definitely someone who people haven't thought about since 2014. 2011 was when he was at the peak of his powers and NL MVP over Rihanna's then-boyfriend Matt Kemp. Over time it'd become known that Braun used performance enhancers to reach that peak and was cast into the abyss.
As for the card I want to be clear that I picked this up because I wanted a cool 2011 Topps card of Carlos Gonzalez and this is my first dual relic from the 2011 Topps Diamond Duos insert set. Braun just happened to be on it too.
Daniel Bard
I actually did have another copy of this at one point in a trade I made with Ryan of This Card Is Cool over a decade ago but that one was eventually moved. Now that Bard's made a name for himself again with Colorado, I was more than willing to re-add this card from the Topps 60 subset to my collection.
Mark Buehrle
Buehrle's stint in Miami feels basically forgotten at this point. Though considering what a disaster that team was it's probably for the best.
Robinson Cano
Letting Cano leave was a good financial and baseball decision for the Yankees, but I do want to see the alternate reality where Cano hands the baton off to Aaron Judge.
Jared Weaver
Weaver anchoring the Los Angeles Angels rotation feels like an eternity ago and also like the last time that team cared even the tiniest bit about good pitching.
Cliff Lee
I've talked before about Topps 60 and how it's kind of confusing that the player on these cards aren't even number one on the list of whatever the achievement at the top of the card is. Like here Lee is commemorated for having the fifth best career ERA in the Division Series (min 20 IP) with 1.11 as of the time of 2011 Topps Series 1's production.
Ryan Zimmerman
Zimmerman's contributions to helping the Washington Nationals start to establish themselves as more than just the Zombie Expos has also been forgotten, but it is fun to remember how he was there to help fans through some awful dreck years until Stephen Strasburg and Bryce Harper finally arrived.
I did get a Trevor Story TTM autograph WAY back when he was still just a top prospect but I finally got to add a certified autograph to my collection. Story has so many autograph cards out there that the market for it kind of nuts. I'm picky and wanted an on-card autograph with logos and this 2017 Gypsy Queen offering (a parallel limited to 150 copies at that) was somehow the cheapest option on COMC.
My first certified Charlie Blackmon autograph. This is from that 2018 Topps Clearly Authentic set where every card came prepackaged in a one-touch magnet holders. I promptly freed this card the moment I got it since the case was a little scuffed and therefore useless (I have extremely high standards for one touch cases and even the tiniest blemish is a big no-no). On top of that this card was moving around in that case and made an annoying clicking sound. I can't handle hearing one of my cards get worse.
Ubaldo Jimenez autographs from 2011/2012 are either high-end stuff that doesn't interest me or cards that show him as a Cleveland player. Blarg, had to compromise with one of these more modern offerings.
I think Ryan McMahon is probably the best position player on the Rockies right now, or at worst second behind Nolan Jones. McMahon's a perennial Gold Glove candidate despite being asked to move around all across the infield to accommodate how the people constructing the Rockies roster have no clue what they're doing. He'd be a really really good utility-man on an actual contender.
Mark Montgomery
The year is 2012. The countdown to Mariano Rivera's retirement has already started, and along with it a search for his heir apparent. If you also read a list of the top prospects in the Yankees organization around that time, one of the fastest risers of note was a reliever named Mark Montgomery. Armed with a fastball and slider, he was striking out hitters at an incredible pace and was aggressively pushed to double-A by his season season as a professional. Then his velocity dipped a bit and all that momentum just stopped. He did manage to stick around as a professional for a good while as he was still active as of 2019, pretty impressive considering it practically feels like he stopped existing after 2014.
Lovely Labrynth of the Silver Castle
I only play Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links at a casual level so I have no clue how to play Labrynth and I don't want to read what these cards do so I probably will never learn how to play the deck. What I do know is that Lovely here has big boobs and is conventionally attractive, good enough for a degenerate like me. Although the secret rare sparkle effect makes the art harder to see.
Justin Verlander
This post started on an insert that only existed in 2012 and it's going to fittingly end on another one too. I had forgotten all about these Mound Dominance inserts. These were so obscure and uninteresting that I had no idea there was even a relic version. Normally I wouldn't think much of a boring grey jersey card (even if it is limited to 50 copies) but knowing it's from a one-and-done bumps it up to mildly interesting for 30 seconds territory.
One day Verlander will get the recognition he deserves as one of the greatest pitchers of all time. But that won't be right now since in early 2024 he's just seen as that old guy who stunk for the New York Mets in 2023. We can also blame him for his brother Ben getting famous too.
Alright that concludes this extremely long scan dump of names from a decade ago. This covered enough ground from back then that if there's ever a follow-up,
As always thanks for stopping by and take care.