| Parody Song | Original Song | Subject | Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2006 Seattle Mariners | Wild Wild West, by The Escape Club | Seattle Mariners | 12/31/2006 |
| Stove League | Sleigh Ride, by Leroy Anderson | Offseason | 12/18/2006 |
| A Simple Insultory Philippic | A Simple Desultory Philippic, by Simon and Garfunkel | Mariners / AL West | 10/16/2006 |
| The Guy With The Slider | The Eye Of The Tiger, by Survivor | Mark Lowe | 08/11/2006 |
| Long Ball, the Musical! | Original lyrics | Red Sox | 07/21/2006 |
| Haren Tonight | Karen By Night, by Jill Sobule | Dan Haren | 06/14/2006 |
| We Can't Hit Halamas | Yes! We Have No Bananas, by Frank Silver and Irving Cohn | John Halama | 05/23/2006 |
| I Hope I Get It | I Hope I Get It, from the musical A Chorus Line | Spring Training | 03/20/2006 |
| Moneyball: The Musical! | Various Musicals | Billy Beane / Oakland Athletics | 1/24/2006 |
| Ladies and Gentlemen, Your 2005 Seattle Mariners | The Boxer, by Simon and Garfunkel | Seattle Mariners | 12/31/2005 |
| The 2005 MVP Al-Star Team | Money For Nothing, by Dire Straits | Pujols and A-Rod | 11/21/2005 |
| Scutaro | Sussudio, by Phil Collins | Marco Scutaro | 10/03/2005 |
| What Do You Do With a Major League Contract / Sucks To Be Us | What Do You Do With a B.A. In English? / Sucks To Be Me, from the musical Avenue Q | Mariners Spring Training | 08/06/2005 |
| King Felix | Prince Ali, from the musical Aladdin | Felix Hernandez | 08/04/2005 |
| Good Morning Baltimore | Good Morning Baltimore, from the musical Hairspray | Eric Byrnes | 07/31/2005 |
| Pedro's Night | Quintet/Rumble, from the musical West Side Story | Mets and Mariners | 07/25/2005 |
| Gee, Umpire Buckley! | Gee, Officer Krupke!, from the musical West Side Story | Seattle Mariners | 07/25/2005 |
| Ball | Belle, from the musical Beauty and the Beast | Seattle Mariners | 07/18/2005 |
| Fugue For Vendors | Fugue For Tinhorns, from the musical Guys and Dolls | Vendors | 07/15/2005 |
| Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2005 Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim | She's An Angel, by They Might Be Giants | Name Changes | 01/11/2005 |
| Danny Wilson | Brian Wilson, by Barenaked Lades | Seattle Mariners | 12/09/2004 |
| Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2004 Seattle Mariners | American Pie, by Don McLean | Seattle Mariners | 12/07/2004 |
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