Quintet / Pedro's Night From "Northwest Side Story", a subsidiary of Mariners! the Musical To the tune of the quintet/rumble from West Side Story (movie version) by Deanna Rubin (The setting is Safeco Field, before the Mets/Mariners game before Pedro got his first ever loss in Seattle. Piazza and Pedro are going over their pitching game plan, as are Ryan Franklin and Pat Borders...) METS The Mets are gonna have their day tonight... The Mets are gonna have their way tonight... The fans from New York shout out: "PEDRO!" And since they want a shutout, We'll put on a show... MARINERS We're gonna turn the double play tonight... We'll make 'em look like triple A tonight... We said, "Okay, he's Pedro, No shit." And though it's Safeco, We're ready to hit Tonight. MARINERS & METS We're gonna win it tonight, We're gonna play it up and pound on the ball! They're gonna lose it tonight, The more they turn it on the harder they'll fall! METS Well, they began it! MARINERS Well, they began it! ALL And we're the ones to beat 'em once and for all, Tonight! PEDRO MARTINEZ Ol' Pedro's gonna hit his stride Tonight I'll get 'em swinging high and wide Tonight They'll come up to the plate and Swing low And three fast pitches later, Away they will go, Tonight! RYAN FRANKLIN Tonight, tonight, Won't be just any night, Tonight there will be no loss for me. Tonight, tonight, I'll get a win tonight And my losing streak will stop at three! PAT BORDERS Today The pitches seem like innings, The innings go so slowly, And still the sky is light, For curves, I'll sign, And make this endless game end in nine! METS The Mets are coming out on top tonight We're gonna watch Seattle drop tonight That stupid fuzzy moose'll go down And like an apple streusel, we'll burn 'em all brown BORDERS Tonight, tonight PIAZZA: We'll be backing you boy PEDRO: Right Won't be just any night PIAZZA: You're gonna strike 'em out good PEDRO: Right Tonight the Mets will get no base hits MARINERS: And then we'll pound on the ball tonight Tonight, tonight We're gonna win it tonight We'll get a win tonight We're gonna slug 'em tonight And for them We're gonna hit it tonight PEDRO: Tonight, tonight, a no-hitter balls will fall into mitts I'm gonna pitch it tonight... FRANKLIN & BORDERS Today the pitches seem like innings MARINERS/METS: But they began it The innings go so slowly They began it, They began it And still the sky is light. MARINERS/METS: And we're the ones to stop 'em, we'll stop 'em once and for all. PEDRO: Tonight, Pedro's gonna hit his stride, Oh ball, please shine, The (Mets are gonna / Mariners'll) make the play... And make this endless game We'll make 'em look like triple A... We'll throw the runners as they slide... end in nine! We're gonna rock it tonight... Tonight... ALL Tonight!